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« Reply #60 on: August 12, 2018, 01:18:53 PM »
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I hate almost everything, and i love Ted...
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What’s that screen grab of ted from? It looks like epicly later’d

Pops epicly later'd episodes.
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Re: Ted Barrow is a kook. Needs SLAP to save his life
« Reply #61 on: August 12, 2018, 01:25:38 PM »
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I hate almost everything, and i love Ted...
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You love him because you hate almost everything.


What’s that screen grab of ted from? It looks like epicly later’d
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Pops epically later'd episodes.

He needs some school.
I’m a ghost that everyone can see.

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Re: Ted Barrow is a kook. Needs SLAP to save his life
« Reply #62 on: August 12, 2018, 01:29:23 PM »
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I hate almost everything, and i love Ted...
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You love him because you hate almost everything.


What’s that screen grab of ted from? It looks like epicly later’d
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Pops epically later'd episodes.
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He needs some school.

That’s  actually how spell the word. The show spells it wrong and later’d isn’t a word either btw....lol

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Re: Ted Barrow is a kook. Needs SLAP to save his life
« Reply #63 on: August 12, 2018, 01:35:05 PM »
"Fixed" it. Autocorrect.

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Re: Ted Barrow is a kook. Needs SLAP to save his life
« Reply #64 on: August 12, 2018, 01:38:38 PM »
Did Ted just review a Weck clip today?  Will this turn into another conspiracies thread?

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« Reply #65 on: August 12, 2018, 02:58:50 PM »

Seeing him read my sentence about how he basically has only one joke, and its not funny is basically him telling that joke, which wasn’t funny, and reminded me he has only one joke, and it isn’t funny.
What was funny is that he edited out the part where I said I think Weck is funny.
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« Reply #66 on: August 12, 2018, 05:59:38 PM »
I think Ted barrow is so full baloney, a witty ham.
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« Reply #67 on: August 12, 2018, 06:04:51 PM »
I like that OP changes his thread's names all the time. Makes them fun and interesting.

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Re: Ted Barrow is a kook. Needs SLAP to save his life
« Reply #68 on: August 12, 2018, 06:05:59 PM »
I bet he's at the very least, a considerate lover.

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« Reply #69 on: August 12, 2018, 07:33:42 PM »
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I hate almost everything, and i love Ted...
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You love him because you hate almost everything.


What’s that screen grab of ted from? It looks like epicly later’d
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Pops epically later'd episodes.
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He needs some school.
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That’s  actually how spell the word. The show spells it wrong and later’d isn’t a word either btw....lol

Well, if you had gone to school, you'd've known to capitalize, italicize, and respect the misspelling.  Later'd is slang, which is still language; therefore, a word. An ellipsis is three periods. Also, its Pops'.
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Re: Ted Barrow is a kook. Needs SLAP to save his life
« Reply #70 on: August 12, 2018, 07:37:41 PM »
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I hate almost everything, and i love Ted...
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You love him because you hate almost everything.


What’s that screen grab of ted from? It looks like epicly later’d
[close]

Pops epically later'd episodes.
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He needs some school.
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That’s  actually how spell the word. The show spells it wrong and later’d isn’t a word either btw....lol
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Well, if you had gone to school, you'd've known to capitalize, italicize, and respect the misspelling.  Later'd is slang, which is still language; therefore, a word. An ellipsis is three periods. Also, its Pops'.
If you had gone to school you’d be able to understand text even if it isn’t perfectly capitalized by reading in context
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« Reply #71 on: August 12, 2018, 11:17:45 PM »
fuck off

Ted rules

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« Reply #72 on: August 13, 2018, 05:02:27 AM »
ted and weck both rule.

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« Reply #73 on: August 13, 2018, 05:53:27 AM »
ted and weck both rule.

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Re: ARE FEEDBACK TED AND WECKINGBALL ON THEIR LAST LEGS?
« Reply #74 on: August 13, 2018, 09:10:52 AM »
4 000$, no way

Yeah I donno where dude got this 4k figure. Media doesn't pay that well! Especially a constantly downsized skateboard magazine haha. Not even TIME magazine could fork over that kinda dough for that kind of content. TRUST ME.

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Re: ARE FEEDBACK TED AND WECKINGBALL ON THEIR LAST LEGS?
« Reply #75 on: August 13, 2018, 12:08:24 PM »
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Yeah I donno where dude got this 4k figure. Media doesn't pay that well! Especially a constantly downsized skateboard magazine haha. Not even TIME magazine could fork over that kinda dough for that kind of content. TRUST ME.

Ok i trust you doctor kickflip

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« Reply #76 on: August 13, 2018, 02:22:22 PM »
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I hate almost everything, and i love Ted...
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You love him because you hate almost everything.


What’s that screen grab of ted from? It looks like epicly later’d
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Pops epically later'd episodes.
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He needs some school.
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That’s  actually how spell the word. The show spells it wrong and later’d isn’t a word either btw....lol
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Well, if you had gone to school, you'd've known to capitalize, italicize, and respect the misspelling.  Later'd is slang, which is still language; therefore, a word. An ellipsis is three periods. Also, its Pops'.

You’re kinda grasping for straws my guy, but it’s all good I don’t really care

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« Reply #77 on: August 13, 2018, 07:22:52 PM »
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I hate almost everything, and i love Ted...
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You love him because you hate almost everything.


What’s that screen grab of ted from? It looks like epicly later’d
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Pops epically later'd episodes.
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He needs some school.
[close]

That’s  actually how spell the word. The show spells it wrong and later’d isn’t a word either btw....lol
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Well, if you had gone to school, you'd've known to capitalize, italicize, and respect the misspelling.  Later'd is slang, which is still language; therefore, a word. An ellipsis is three periods. Also, its Pops'.
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You’re kinda grasping for straws my guy, but it’s all good I don’t really care

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Re: Ted Barrow is a kook. Needs SLAP to save his life
« Reply #78 on: August 13, 2018, 08:50:27 PM »
i feel like ted fucked hella chicks during his time as a NYC bartender. if i was an art hoe i would be all over that dick. I'm not an art hoe though. I'm just a regular ol guy out here taking life as it comes.

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« Reply #79 on: August 14, 2018, 06:03:01 AM »

i feel like ted fucked hella chicks during his time as a NYC bartender. if i was an art hoe i would be all over that dick. I'm not an art hoe though. I'm just a regular ol guy out here taking life as it comes.

you may not be an art hoe, but you're for sure a hoeboy.
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« Reply #80 on: August 14, 2018, 08:28:16 AM »
i feel like ted fucked hella chicks during his time as a NYC bartender. if i was an art hoe i would be all over that dick. I'm not an art hoe though. I'm just a regular ol guy hoeboy out here taking life that dick as it comes.

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Re: Ted Barrow is a kook. Needs SLAP to save his life
« Reply #81 on: August 14, 2018, 11:35:51 AM »
White Privilege.

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« Reply #82 on: August 14, 2018, 12:06:09 PM »
It seems to me that his instagram account is not so much skate criticism / humor anymore, but a video diary of a man becoming who's work has inadvertently led him to become more depressed and withdrawn from passion and interest in life. A ghost doing a switchflip back tail shove.

I only 'know' Ted through instagram, but I very much appreciate him. It's a longer, boring story to completely explain, but once in the comments Ted supported me wearing a wizard cloak in an instagram picture.

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Re: Ted Barrow is a kook. Needs SLAP to save his life
« Reply #83 on: August 14, 2018, 01:24:39 PM »
lots a haters trying to spin my slang around on me. it aint gonna work guys. hoeboys roam in packs. I'm a lone wolf out here.

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« Reply #84 on: August 14, 2018, 06:06:12 PM »
...wolves are pack animals.

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« Reply #85 on: August 14, 2018, 07:12:53 PM »
...wolves are pack animals.

not this one hoeboy

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Re: Ted Barrow is a kook. Needs SLAP to save his life
« Reply #86 on: August 14, 2018, 07:28:25 PM »
It seems to me that his instagram account is not so much skate criticism / humor anymore, but a video diary of a man becoming who's work has inadvertently led him to become more depressed and withdrawn from passion and interest in life. A ghost doing a switchflip back tail shove.

I only 'know' Ted through instagram, but I very much appreciate him. It's a longer, boring story to completely explain, but once in the comments Ted supported me wearing a wizard cloak in an instagram picture.

Fuck yeah, man. I back that cloak.

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« Reply #87 on: August 15, 2018, 11:34:04 AM »
Let me preface my suggestion with an opinion; Anthony Shetler is the worst interviewer I've ever listened to.

That said, he sat down with Ted on his podcast called "The Shetler Show" and Ted seems like a genuinely nice guy. I recommend giving it a listen. In between Anthony Shetler's pointless comments, Ted actually managed to make a fan out of me. He talks about being homies with Jerry Hsu, knowing Pops, sort of knowing Koston, New York skateboarding, and of course the Istagram account.

Worth a listen regardless of whether you love the account, are indifferent about it, or despise it.
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Re: Ted Barrow is a kook. Needs SLAP to save his life
« Reply #88 on: August 15, 2018, 11:50:29 AM »
I can't stand Shetlers voice, he comes across like a right arselicker as well. That said, I think TB is pretty funny and he likes Morrissey so will give it a whirl.

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Re: Ted Barrow is a kook. Needs SLAP to save his life
« Reply #89 on: August 15, 2018, 12:37:49 PM »
Let me preface my suggestion with an opinion; Anthony Shetler is the worst interviewer I've ever listened to.

That said, he sat down with Ted on his podcast called "The Shetler Show" and Ted seems like a genuinely nice guy. I recommend giving it a listen. In between Anthony Shetler's pointless comments, Ted actually managed to make a fan out of me. He talks about being homies with Jerry Hsu, knowing Pops, sort of knowing Koston, New York skateboarding, and of course the Istagram account.

Worth a listen regardless of whether you love the account, are indifferent about it, or despise it.

Pretty sure his bunt interview was similar, but maybe I have them mixed up... I think he talks about Koston and his run-in with Weck as well.

Give the Shelter/Marc Johnson interview a listen if you prefer a slow death; shit was a hot mess.