Author Topic: IF YOU COULD GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY ONE PRO... (Read 3423 times)

cucktard · « **on:** August 06, 2018, 02:11:17 AM »

...who would it be?

Even tho Duane is decrepit with a bad leg and shakey grasp on reality, I’m sure he’s still tough as nails and would whoop my middle-aged ass.

And then spit on me, and probably lose that one remaining tooth.

UK TM · « **Reply #1 on:** August 06, 2018, 02:14:11 AM »

Nora! No doubt!

If Nate Jones did it · « **Reply #2 on:** August 06, 2018, 02:15:46 AM »

Quote from: UK TM on August 06, 2018, 02:14:11 AM

Nora! No doubt!

ziggy · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2018, 03:04:55 AM »

if Sheffey wanted to fight me i'd assume the fetal position

Nth syd bear · « **Reply #4 on:** August 06, 2018, 03:53:51 AM »

Who ever has the most money.... I’d take an ass whooping from Nyjel for a nice 👍 cheque

thisisnotepic · « **Reply #5 on:** August 06, 2018, 03:56:11 AM »

In the other thread I was actually gonna say I'd fight Mike V just to see new Mike V fight footy.

poorlatino · « **Reply #6 on:** August 06, 2018, 05:08:46 AM »

Italo Romano

HugeBodBoyle · « **Reply #7 on:** August 06, 2018, 06:19:26 AM »

Is Julz Lynn pro?

Salty Lame Ass Poosey · « **Reply #8 on:** August 06, 2018, 06:25:20 AM »

Black eye by Heath Kirchart

ChuckRamone · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2018, 06:57:53 AM »

this is a low key masochists come out of the closet thread.

iKobrakai · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2018, 08:48:05 AM »

Bo Turner. I stand zero chance anyway, so I'm free rolling. He might miss or have a bad day.

brucewillis · « **Reply #11 on:** August 06, 2018, 10:10:20 AM »

Lil Wayne

Pigeon · « **Reply #12 on:** August 06, 2018, 10:14:16 AM »

Who would want to lick your ass, though?

Cthulhu! · « **Reply #13 on:** August 06, 2018, 10:53:25 AM »

Reese Forbes

Baron Samedi · « **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2018, 11:17:38 AM »

Evan Smith. I'd only have to get beat for a few seconds before he spaced out and started thinking about the universe again

offkilter · « **Reply #15 on:** August 06, 2018, 11:19:27 AM »

Quote from: UK TM on August 06, 2018, 02:14:11 AM

Nora! No doubt!

Nice, 4 posts in and already reported.

Ciderpig · « **Reply #16 on:** August 06, 2018, 11:30:49 AM »

Todd falcon - Just to add another tale to his epic repertoire.

Sold Out · « **Reply #17 on:** August 06, 2018, 11:43:59 AM »

Ben Nordberg

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #18 on:** August 06, 2018, 03:15:04 PM »

Lance Mountain. He'd probably apologize afterward, then we'd go get a burrito.

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #19 on:** August 06, 2018, 03:21:06 PM »

I imagine getting punches to the face from Sean Pablo would feel like soft kisses, so sign me up!

fang · « **Reply #20 on:** August 06, 2018, 03:29:31 PM »

Sheffey. Big fan

silhouette · « **Reply #21 on:** August 06, 2018, 03:32:55 PM »

surprised nobody said Zach Lyons

GardenSkater77 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 06, 2018, 04:03:38 PM »

Cardiel pre accident. All hail

fs overkrook · « **Reply #23 on:** August 06, 2018, 04:43:36 PM »

Andy Roy

Gray Imp Sausage Metal · « **Reply #24 on:** August 06, 2018, 06:07:17 PM »

Markovich in his prime (pun?) at a trade show in the early 90s

nopes · « **Reply #25 on:** August 06, 2018, 06:54:06 PM »

tom penny. it would just be funny

Bumpovertrash · « **Reply #26 on:** August 06, 2018, 08:07:17 PM »

not berra

saucy ragu · « **Reply #27 on:** August 06, 2018, 08:16:41 PM »

'99 era Mike Maldonado, for the street cred.

Or

Quote from: Disco234 on August 06, 2018, 06:25:20 AM

Black eye by Heath Kirchart

Pigeon · « **Reply #28 on:** August 06, 2018, 08:26:31 PM »

Brian Sumner in front of the Queen outside Westminister Abbey

Kickflipmcdelux · « **Reply #29 on:** August 06, 2018, 08:44:02 PM »

I would let Trevor Coleen beat me up because his arms are toothpicks and his hands wouldn't be able to withstand the punishment punching takes on your knuckles. He would resort to slapping and I think that's beautiful.

Author Topic: IF YOU COULD GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY ONE PRO... (Read 3423 times)

Pigeon

feedmeseymour

fs overkrook

Bumpovertrash

Pigeon