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Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« on: August 07, 2018, 11:57:45 PM »
And quits Blood Wizard in style

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2018, 12:02:49 AM »
I’m sure he’ll have a promising future in the professional ranks

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2018, 12:06:03 AM »
People who talk in the 3rd person must be very humble people...............
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2018, 12:11:52 AM »
But he was so unique

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2018, 12:17:53 AM »
No one needs or wants a drunken, fat cokehead. At best, he can get Element bro flow from Jagger Eaton or whatever 16-year old megaramp kid he hangs out with.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2018, 12:18:18 AM »
↑ hahaha @ SJ's pic

he seems to be having somewhat of a mini-breakdown of sorts in his insta stories lately, I'm actually worried about his sanity...
also, that is 100% not urine in the vid. like if you're actually going to piss on something, why fake it?
« Last Edit: August 08, 2018, 12:21:57 AM by Gay Imp Sausage Metal »

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2018, 12:30:06 AM »
No one needs or wants a drunken, fat cokehead. At best, he can get Element bro flow from Jagger Eaton or whatever 16-year old megaramp kid he hangs out with.

I was thinking Enjoi flow bc of the Kotr connection

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2018, 01:10:17 AM »

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2018, 01:21:13 AM »
Gurney is a goon. He's going to be the old guy at the park talking about the glory days and how he could have been pro.
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2018, 04:02:29 AM »
I just wonder what happened to BLoodWizard. In the Vans Park Series Tristan Rennie was riding BloodWizard Boards and it was listed as one of his sponsors. Maybe they're getting rid of the "old ones" (Not that anyone would actually care)
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2018, 05:58:35 AM »
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2018, 06:14:01 AM »
Ethan Fowler from Cataclysmic Abyss + 20lbs of flab - charisma = Jerry Gurney

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2018, 06:29:02 AM »
Ethan Fowler from Cataclysmic Abyss + 20lbs of flab - charisma = Jerry Gurney
don't forget to subtract 90% of the talent

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2018, 06:32:48 AM »
I hope no one picks him up and he finally disappears.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2018, 06:43:22 AM »
I dont know, man. I love Blood Wizard and I like Jerry Gurney. Sucks.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2018, 06:56:09 AM »
we get it jerry, you smoke weed and like the 80's.
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2018, 06:56:52 AM »
I dont know, man.. Blood Wizard and Jerry Gurney sucks

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2018, 06:59:29 AM »
Imagine the shock when he realizes Starbucks doesn’t allow the baristas to wear smelly leather jackets under their aprons.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2018, 07:00:38 AM »
He's just a fat idiot that gave the company a bad name.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2018, 07:00:52 AM »
Time to launch an edgy Revive. Get the guy who does parkour, Richie Jackson, and this goon and start stacking viral clips and $99 completes.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2018, 07:11:00 AM »
I know things like this happen almost weekly now but it's surreal that we can watch bridges being burned in real time via Instagram.
All you got is today, get out and skate.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2018, 07:19:33 AM »
If Blood Wizard is too corporate for Jerry then Im not sure there is anything out there for him. he seems too old to be pissing on his pro model. where is he gonna go pro now? my guess is nobody picks him ups so he tries to start his own board company. will Jerry take the Throne shape decks with him, or does BW own the shape and is gonna rename it the Mutineer.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2018, 07:24:27 AM »
« Last Edit: August 08, 2018, 07:26:56 AM by Frank »

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2018, 07:28:46 AM »
Imagine the shock when he realizes Starbucks doesn’t allow the baristas to wear smelly leather jackets under their aprons.
:D :D :D

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2018, 07:45:05 AM »
I’m sure he’s somewhere polishing off his sorrow with some extreme red bull and vodkas

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2018, 09:37:23 AM »
Gurney is a goon. He's going to be the old guy at the park talking about the glory days and how he could have been pro.
more like jerry gooney

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2018, 09:39:08 AM »
Time to launch an edgy Revive. Get the guy who does parkour, Richie Jackson, and this goon and start stacking viral clips and $99 completes.

There already is an edgy Revive but you have to find it for yourself I've already said enough to get depressed.


He's not going anywhere. He already rode for fuckin blood wizard do you think he was refusing offers?

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2018, 09:41:05 AM »
At least by the looks of it he’s staying hydrated good for him

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2018, 09:57:26 AM »
Time to launch an edgy Revive. Get the guy who does parkour, Richie Jackson, and this goon and start stacking viral clips and $99 completes.

There already is an edgy Revive but you have to find it for yourself I've already said enough to get depressed.



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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2018, 10:33:08 AM »
Jerry gave me a ride to SFO one time... We had a 2 hour trip and it was out of his way. We had a seriously rad talk the entire way. He was ripping the whole time we skated and seemed like he had a solid outlook on skateboarding. For a year or so I wondered what had happened to him and then "metal" Jerry surfaced. He went on his own path and I can't fault him for that.... It's a bummer when things spiral out of control for people, I hope he gets back to it and starts ripping again because he was an animal!