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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #120 on: August 09, 2018, 01:51:10 PM »
Will the Gurn bring the burn to the Wizard, and make the Toad explode?
Or will the Wizards wicked wand strike him down, and curse his career forever?

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #121 on: August 09, 2018, 01:52:06 PM »
i know one guy, he had one blood wizard board once. pretty crazy

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #122 on: August 09, 2018, 02:31:42 PM »
1939 skates more metal than Blood Wizard. Less Gurney more Dal Santo

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #123 on: August 09, 2018, 02:55:40 PM »
seems like he really pissed away his career

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #124 on: August 09, 2018, 03:06:44 PM »
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
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out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.

You do know that Vice show is pre-recorded many months in advance, right?

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #125 on: August 09, 2018, 03:08:11 PM »
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
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out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
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You do know that Vice show is pre-recorded many months in advance, right?
How is that relevant? They are getting the publicity now
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
I quit skating for a time due to piling out

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #126 on: August 09, 2018, 03:23:22 PM »
So Foundation being on kotr makes them corporate???

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #127 on: August 09, 2018, 03:26:07 PM »
So Foundation being on kotr makes them corporate???
Reread the posts you are responding to. Nobody said that
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #128 on: August 09, 2018, 03:35:28 PM »
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
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out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.

They're still not a relevant company, and perfect for another dork in a costume - him and Duffel could split a part.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #129 on: August 09, 2018, 03:35:47 PM »
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
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out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
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You do know that Vice show is pre-recorded many months in advance, right?
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How is that relevant? They are getting the publicity now

I guess it depends on how you translate what “literally on Kotr” means in context.  Made it seem like he thinks Gurney would be airdropped into the competition

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #130 on: August 09, 2018, 03:37:42 PM »
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
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out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
[close]

You do know that Vice show is pre-recorded many months in advance, right?
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How is that relevant? They are getting the publicity now
[close]

I guess it depends on how you translate what “literally on Kotr” means in context.  Made it seem like he thinks Gurney would be airdropped into the competition

I really enjoy the mental image of Gurney parachuting into a KOTR event.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #131 on: August 09, 2018, 03:51:36 PM »
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
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out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
[close]

You do know that Vice show is pre-recorded many months in advance, right?
[close]
How is that relevant? They are getting the publicity now
[close]

I guess it depends on how you translate what “literally on Kotr” means in context.  Made it seem like he thinks Gurney would be airdropped into the competition
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I really enjoy the mental image of Gurney parachuting into a KOTR event.

Yeah, but considering they couldn’t even get the horse wranglers to wear medieval outfits instead of their cowboy ones, I don’t fancy their chances

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #132 on: August 09, 2018, 04:13:26 PM »
I know a girl who went to high school with him back when he looked like McLovin.
She says that he would do anything for money and at a party he actually licked another guy's asshole for $11.
This became a running thing he'd do and eventually everyone came to accept that he loved to eat other boy's asses.
McLovin LOL dude i knew he looked like someone familiar couldn't figure it out hahahaha

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #133 on: August 09, 2018, 04:15:07 PM »
i know one guy, he had one blood wizard board read about blood wizard boards on the Internet once. pretty crazy

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #134 on: August 09, 2018, 04:22:31 PM »
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So Foundation being on kotr makes them corporate???
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Reread the posts you are responding to. Nobody said that

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out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.

Under the circumstances that is what this sounds like.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #135 on: August 09, 2018, 04:25:29 PM »
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So Foundation being on kotr makes them corporate???
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Reread the posts you are responding to. Nobody said that
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out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
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Under the circumstances that is what this sounds like.
To you only. The conversation was about who needed publicity, not who is corporate or not.
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
I quit skating for a time due to piling out

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #136 on: August 09, 2018, 04:29:47 PM »
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So Foundation being on kotr makes them corporate???
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Reread the posts you are responding to. Nobody said that
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out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
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Under the circumstances that is what this sounds like.
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To you only. The conversation was about who needed publicity, not who is corporate or not.
Well I'm obviously an idiot and misunderstood that completely.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #137 on: August 09, 2018, 04:30:22 PM »
One time my friend told me he was skating with him in az and he was wearing a leather jacket and drinking beer and that honestly is sooo cool

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #138 on: August 09, 2018, 04:37:10 PM »
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So Foundation being on kotr makes them corporate???
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Reread the posts you are responding to. Nobody said that
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out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
[close]

Under the circumstances that is what this sounds like.
[close]
To you only. The conversation was about who needed publicity, not who is corporate or not.
[close]
Well I'm obviously an idiot and misunderstood that completely.
Well now I feel like an asshole. Either you win or we both just lost
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
I quit skating for a time due to piling out

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #139 on: August 09, 2018, 04:43:38 PM »
whatever the outcome, i'm buying a patagonia hoodie.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #140 on: August 09, 2018, 04:52:37 PM »
whatever the outcome, I back Gurney.. us retards have to stick together

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #141 on: August 09, 2018, 05:08:48 PM »
Gurney is entertaining. BW is bland and boring and pretty much does nothing to entertain us. No videos, no ads, only one unique product. The Gurney Throne shape was the only thing they made that was interesting. everything else is cookie cutter shit with pirate graphics.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #142 on: August 09, 2018, 06:05:48 PM »
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
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out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
[close]

They're still not a relevant company, and perfect for another dork in a costume - him and Duffel could split a part.

Irrelevant, and yet Oddity was the best deck company video I've seen in years and I still watch it regularly. Been buying Foundation ever since. Although I was strictly Toy Machine before that, so it wasn't much of a switch. I hope KOTR gives them a boost. Was hoping they'd win the thing, but they've been losing a lot of easy points so far over stupid shit like not being able to pee or eat a burrito.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #143 on: August 09, 2018, 06:18:07 PM »
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I'm thinking foundation or consolidated might pick him up. They could use a reason for people to remember who they are
[close]

out of all the companies, you pick foundation? they're literally on KOTR right now.
[close]

You do know that Vice show is pre-recorded many months in advance, right?
[close]
How is that relevant? They are getting the publicity now
[close]

I guess it depends on how you translate what “literally on Kotr” means in context.  Made it seem like he thinks Gurney would be airdropped into the competition

yeah, no. i don't think that it's shot live. that would be idiotic.


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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #144 on: August 09, 2018, 07:13:21 PM »
I really enjoy the mental image of Gurney parachuting into a KOTR event.



He needs to take a lesson from the Red Rocker and make it happen.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #145 on: August 09, 2018, 08:17:18 PM »
i know one guy, he had one blood wizard board once. pretty crazy

What's crazy is this will be the closest I ever get to a blood wizard board. An anonymous stranger who also writes on a skateboard forum I write on, knew someone who at one point had a blood wizard board.


I always liked Toad though.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #146 on: August 09, 2018, 09:45:30 PM »
I thought everyone knew toad made his millions from wet sprockets

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #147 on: August 10, 2018, 04:42:22 PM »
Nice subtle jab by Blood Wizard posting a pre-metal Jerry photo.



Gurney got girthy.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #148 on: August 10, 2018, 05:44:02 PM »
I can see Jerry making a 80s metal theme skate brand

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #149 on: August 10, 2018, 06:15:56 PM »
I thought everyone knew toad made his millions from wet sprockets
he's in charge of the possum kingdom.