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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #150 on: August 10, 2018, 07:46:16 PM »
Gurney is entertaining. BW is bland and boring and pretty much does nothing to entertain us. No videos, no ads, only one unique product. The Gurney Throne shape was the only thing they made that was interesting. everything else is cookie cutter shit with pirate graphics.

Mythical and magical came out last year and is pretty good.
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #151 on: August 10, 2018, 08:44:02 PM »

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #152 on: August 10, 2018, 09:49:47 PM »
Jerry could have worked a part/full time job for extra cash and health benefits, while earning his $700 a month from Bloodwizard.  And he surely was receiving big boxes of product each month....which could have earned him an extra $200 or $300 dollars.  He most likely could have made ends meet without too much stress, if he had just played his cards right.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #154 on: August 11, 2018, 04:32:46 AM »
Jerry could have worked a part/full time job for extra cash and health benefits, while earning his $700 a month from Bloodwizard.  And he surely was receiving big boxes of product each month....which could have earned him an extra $200 or $300 dollars.  He most likely could have made ends meet without too much stress, if he had just played his cards right.

That would have majorly cut into his drinking time.  ::)

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #155 on: August 11, 2018, 07:58:33 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3XaFxMZyo

This part is pretty good, but I feel like a lot of his tricks where he ends in a stall kinda lessen the value of the tricks/make 'em easier. I am not at all one to talk, though. That's the type of shit I would do. I also do a lot of bert slides lol

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #156 on: August 11, 2018, 10:23:14 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3XaFxMZyo

This part is pretty good, but I feel like a lot of his tricks where he ends in a stall kinda lessen the value of the tricks/make 'em easier. I am not at all one to talk, though. That's the type of shit I would do. I also do a lot of bert slides lol

I agree. I find it funny when guys like this have guest skaters in their parts. I always end up being more stoked on the guest tricks that any of his.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #157 on: August 12, 2018, 12:31:08 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3XaFxMZyo

This part is pretty good, but I feel like a lot of his tricks where he ends in a stall kinda lessen the value of the tricks/make 'em easier. I am not at all one to talk, though. That's the type of shit I would do. I also do a lot of bert slides lol

that was the lamest part I've ever seen bar none. fuck that guy and his stupid bullet belt. toad should be embarrassed he ever sponsored that kook in the first place.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #158 on: August 12, 2018, 01:41:57 AM »
Rewatching that part got me hyped. I'm down for anyone who skates differently on purpose.
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #159 on: August 12, 2018, 01:54:01 AM »
The story about Jerry tossing salad for 11 bucks at a party is why I lurk here.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #160 on: August 12, 2018, 02:31:38 AM »
I can see Jerry making a 80s metal theme skate brand

id back it, anything to escape the trap edits

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #161 on: August 12, 2018, 02:39:35 AM »
After seeing that old photo that BW posted, it dawns on me that Gurney probably wears those sunglasses ALL THE TIME because they're prescription. Not sure how I feel about that any which way, but thought I'd toss that penny in.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #162 on: August 12, 2018, 06:12:08 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfdTEc8V48o

Dying.  that is one of the most perfect references ever posted on here

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #163 on: August 12, 2018, 08:01:50 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3XaFxMZyo

This part is pretty good, but I feel like a lot of his tricks where he ends in a stall kinda lessen the value of the tricks/make 'em easier. I am not at all one to talk, though. That's the type of shit I would do. I also do a lot of bert slides lol

The stalls were lame, but I love a clean long carve push
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #164 on: August 12, 2018, 01:08:21 PM »
If they guy didn't have a kooky costume and he skated to a half decent song the part would get me so hyped. Not going to hate on anyone for having an unconventional image, but his is just so stinky.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #165 on: August 12, 2018, 02:27:48 PM »
After seeing that old photo that BW posted, it dawns on me that Gurney probably wears those sunglasses ALL THE TIME because they're prescription. Not sure how I feel about that any which way, but thought I'd toss that penny in.

I found this fucking hilarious.

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« Reply #166 on: August 12, 2018, 03:01:13 PM »
Ben Krahn is the only reason to care about Blood Wizard.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #167 on: August 12, 2018, 04:52:28 PM »
After seeing that old photo that BW posted, it dawns on me that Gurney probably wears those sunglasses ALL THE TIME because they're prescription. Not sure how I feel about that any which way, but thought I'd toss that penny in.

That's some kind of reverse-hipster kookery.. The dude needs to get contacts and wear regular $10 hangover shades, this throws all his authenticity out the window!

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #168 on: August 12, 2018, 05:21:41 PM »
Ben Krahn is the only reason to care about Blood Wizard.
Nah, Jack Given rips, that Nolan kid is a rail monster, and Marisa Dal Santo is a legend along with Ben, and any Toad or Chris Senn footage is always a treat even if they don’t put as much out. They’re a small brand for sure, but the idea that there is only one reason to care about BW is silly.
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« Reply #169 on: August 12, 2018, 05:43:49 PM »
Did no one mention devilslettuce yet

When are the decks coming out

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #170 on: August 12, 2018, 06:42:44 PM »
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Ben Krahn is the only reason to care about Blood Wizard.
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Nah, Jack Given rips, that Nolan kid is a rail monster, and Marisa Dal Santo is a legend along with Ben, and any Toad or Chris Senn footage is always a treat even if they don’t put as much out. They’re a small brand for sure, but the idea that there is only one reason to care about BW is silly.

True. I love Chris Sean, but wasn’t aware that he was still on the team. I didn’t know Marisa was on either. I just love Krahn so much that I made a silly and lazy statement.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #171 on: August 12, 2018, 06:47:27 PM »
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Ben Krahn is the only reason to care about Blood Wizard.
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Nah, Jack Given rips, that Nolan kid is a rail monster, and Marisa Dal Santo is a legend along with Ben, and any Toad or Chris Senn footage is always a treat even if they don’t put as much out. They’re a small brand for sure, but the idea that there is only one reason to care about BW is silly.
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True. I love Chris Sean, but wasn’t aware that he was still on the team. I didn’t know Marisa was on either. I just love Krahn so much that I made a silly and lazy statement.
Honestly, I don’t either, but both had a few clips in the last video. Maybe I just undercut my point...oh well
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« Reply #172 on: August 12, 2018, 06:56:44 PM »
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Ben Krahn is the only reason to care about Blood Wizard.
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Nah, Jack Given rips, that Nolan kid is a rail monster, and Marisa Dal Santo is a legend along with Ben, and any Toad or Chris Senn footage is always a treat even if they don’t put as much out. They’re a small brand for sure, but the idea that there is only one reason to care about BW is silly.
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True. I love Chris Sean, but wasn’t aware that he was still on the team. I didn’t know Marisa was on either. I just love Krahn so much that I made a silly and lazy statement.

Well, shit.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #173 on: August 12, 2018, 11:53:48 PM »
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Ben Krahn is the only reason to care about Blood Wizard.
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Nah, Jack Given rips, that Nolan kid is a rail monster, and Marisa Dal Santo is a legend along with Ben, and any Toad or Chris Senn footage is always a treat even if they don’t put as much out. They’re a small brand for sure, but the idea that there is only one reason to care about BW is silly.
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True. I love Chris Sean, but wasn’t aware that he was still on the team. I didn’t know Marisa was on either. I just love Krahn so much that I made a silly and lazy statement.
Wasn’t one of the finest canadians alive,keegan sauder, on at some point too? I remember a small welcome clip


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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #174 on: August 13, 2018, 06:02:57 AM »
damn, did he just put empty beer cans on the coping and grind through them? BW fucked up big time

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« Reply #175 on: August 13, 2018, 07:21:50 AM »
Wait wait wait.

You mean to tell me the going rate for eating frogs is $20?

Eating ass is $11?

I know a deal when I see it, but this sounds too good to be true.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #176 on: August 13, 2018, 07:34:54 AM »
Did no one mention devilslettuce yet

When are the decks coming out

I want a John Dixon jaegermeister shaped cruiser deck
Seems like a bad fit for a guy who's sober. In fact I am pretty confused about the whole weed thing. I was pretty certain he only smokes cigarettes these days yet his Devil's Lettuce page claims he's a daily stoner.

Marketing?

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #177 on: August 13, 2018, 09:25:55 AM »
I still think the funniest Gurney story I’ve read on here was that he showed up to a contest and just bonelessed every single obstacle the entire time. I also don’t know how you could live with yourself if you are eating dudes asses at parties for only $11 bucks. A meal at Chipotle is more expensive than the price of eating a mans leather cheerio and that’s insane.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #178 on: August 13, 2018, 09:56:08 AM »
I know a girl who went to high school with him back when he looked like McLovin.
She says that he would do anything for money and at a party he actually licked another guy's asshole for $11.
This became a running thing he'd do and eventually everyone came to accept that he loved to eat other boy's asses.

There's a Toad licking joke in here but I can't be bothered.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfdTEc8V48o

Fucking hell that was perfect.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #179 on: August 13, 2018, 10:04:50 AM »
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Did no one mention devilslettuce yet

When are the decks coming out

I want a John Dixon jaegermeister shaped cruiser deck
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Seems like a bad fit for a guy who's sober. In fact I am pretty confused about the whole weed thing. I was pretty certain he only smokes cigarettes these days yet his Devil's Lettuce page claims he's a daily stoner.

Marketing?

You can smoke weed and still be sober. Sober means you don't do actual drugs.

DL isn't even a deck company it's a mid grade cannabis company.
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