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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #180 on: August 13, 2018, 10:11:23 AM »
So does Blood Wizard get to keep the long haired/aviator sunglasses costume?
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #181 on: August 13, 2018, 12:40:22 PM »
So does Blood Wizard get to keep the long haired/aviator sunglasses costume?
Whoever rented it out from Party City is now responsible for it

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #182 on: August 13, 2018, 12:43:37 PM »
It'll probably go back to the warehouse where all of Jim Greco's previous outfits are at. Next to Lutzka's Fedora

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #183 on: August 13, 2018, 12:47:25 PM »
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Did no one mention devilslettuce yet

When are the decks coming out

I want a John Dixon jaegermeister shaped cruiser deck
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Seems like a bad fit for a guy who's sober. In fact I am pretty confused about the whole weed thing. I was pretty certain he only smokes cigarettes these days yet his Devil's Lettuce page claims he's a daily stoner.

Marketing?
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You can smoke weed and still be sober. Sober means you don't do actual drugs.

DL isn't even a deck company it's a mid grade cannabis company.
Sure, as long as you come up with a completely new definition of “sober” and “drug”
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #184 on: August 13, 2018, 01:39:58 PM »
I still think the funniest Gurney story I’ve read on here was that he showed up to a contest and just bonelessed every single obstacle the entire time. I also don’t know how you could live with yourself if you are eating dudes asses at parties for only $11 bucks. A meal at Chipotle is more expensive than the price of eating a mans leather cheerio and that’s insane.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #185 on: August 13, 2018, 02:41:32 PM »
I thought "sobriety" strictly pertained to the abstinence of alcohol.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #186 on: August 13, 2018, 02:48:34 PM »
I thought "sobriety" strictly pertained to the abstinence of alcohol.


that's what I thought too

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #187 on: August 13, 2018, 02:59:16 PM »
It just surprises me because he's never pictured smoking weed since he got sober and he talked about it specifically in the past.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #188 on: August 13, 2018, 05:12:28 PM »
I still think the funniest Gurney story I’ve read on here was that he showed up to a contest and just bonelessed every single obstacle the entire time. I also don’t know how you could live with yourself if you are eating dudes asses at parties for only $11 bucks. A meal at Chipotle is more expensive than the price of eating a mans leather cheerio and that’s insane.

Also, who the fuck are these dudes that let him eat their asses? That says more about them than him.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #189 on: August 13, 2018, 06:10:48 PM »
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I still think the funniest Gurney story I’ve read on here was that he showed up to a contest and just bonelessed every single obstacle the entire time. I also don’t know how you could live with yourself if you are eating dudes asses at parties for only $11 bucks. A meal at Chipotle is more expensive than the price of eating a mans leather cheerio and that’s insane.
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Also, who the fuck are these dudes that let him eat their asses? That says more about them than him.


uuuhhhh no it does not. i assume you would rather eat jerry's ass than have him eat yours. you fucked up

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #190 on: August 13, 2018, 06:34:47 PM »
The point is, Gurney cheapened the act of anilingus by reducing it to a mere bar trick.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #191 on: August 13, 2018, 06:58:49 PM »
I'd like to see a source on Jerry Gurney eating a man's ass for $11. For research purposes

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #192 on: August 13, 2018, 08:00:21 PM »
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I thought "sobriety" strictly pertained to the abstinence of alcohol.
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that's what I thought too

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #193 on: August 13, 2018, 08:16:30 PM »
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Did no one mention devilslettuce yet

When are the decks coming out

I want a John Dixon jaegermeister shaped cruiser deck
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Seems like a bad fit for a guy who's sober. In fact I am pretty confused about the whole weed thing. I was pretty certain he only smokes cigarettes these days yet his Devil's Lettuce page claims he's a daily stoner.

Marketing?
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You can smoke weed and still be sober. Sober means you don't do actual drugs.

DL isn't even a deck company it's a mid grade cannabis company.
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Sure, as long as you come up with a completely new definition of “sober” and “drug”


absolutely. i have a friend that is constantly talking about how he is "sober" now, while he ignores the fact he does coke 3 times a week and shrooms every weekend.


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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #194 on: August 13, 2018, 08:23:18 PM »
there's the term 'clean and sober' for abstaining from all. in some cultures it's known as straight XX fucking edge but clean refers to drugs and sober refers to alcohol so your friend is kind of right even if it's on the cusp of lies of omission.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #195 on: August 13, 2018, 09:10:05 PM »
there's the term 'clean and sober' for abstaining from all. in some cultures it's known as straight XX fucking edge but clean refers to drugs and sober refers to alcohol so your friend is kind of right even if it's on the cusp of lies of omission.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #196 on: August 13, 2018, 10:17:49 PM »
Half the people that are die hard about being sober drink coffee like water and chain smoke cigs so who really cares

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #197 on: August 13, 2018, 10:26:14 PM »
Half the people that are die hard about being sober drink coffee like water and chain smoke cigs so who really cares


ya this shit annoys the fuck outta me. ya i get it you can't fucking handle not being on some kind of mind altering substance, but don't tell me you are better than me because you are sober. let me enjoy my fucking asahi bitch, it goes good with my god damn dragon roll. fuck up out

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #198 on: August 14, 2018, 03:17:22 AM »
sXe has certainly changed a lot these days if you can claim edge but still punch bongs

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #199 on: August 14, 2018, 08:24:44 AM »
I’m surprised no one has asked him on IG yet if it’s true that he eats man ass for $11 a pop.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #200 on: August 14, 2018, 08:52:51 AM »
sXe has certainly changed a lot these days if you can claim edge but still punch bongs

Well Girthy Gurney tongue punches men's B-holes for chump change and he claims he's straight.
Sometimes the lines get blurred a little.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #201 on: August 14, 2018, 09:41:33 AM »
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I still think the funniest Gurney story I’ve read on here was that he showed up to a contest and just bonelessed every single obstacle the entire time. I also don’t know how you could live with yourself if you are eating dudes asses at parties for only $11 bucks. A meal at Chipotle is more expensive than the price of eating a mans leather cheerio and that’s insane.
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Also, who the fuck are these dudes that let him eat their asses? That says more about them than him.
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uuuhhhh no it does not. i assume you would rather eat jerry's ass than have him eat yours. you fucked up

I prefer not to eat any dudes asses and vice versa actually. 

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #202 on: August 14, 2018, 01:21:58 PM »
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I still think the funniest Gurney story I’ve read on here was that he showed up to a contest and just bonelessed every single obstacle the entire time. I also don’t know how you could live with yourself if you are eating dudes asses at parties for only $11 bucks. A meal at Chipotle is more expensive than the price of eating a mans leather cheerio and that’s insane.
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Also, who the fuck are these dudes that let him eat their asses? That says more about them than him.
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uuuhhhh no it does not. i assume you would rather eat jerry's ass than have him eat yours. you fucked up
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I prefer not to eat any dudes asses and vice versa actually.

ya but if you had to absolutely choose between the two or death. you would choose to eat Jerry's ass. based on your prior statement of course. thats fuckin gross dude.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #203 on: August 27, 2018, 04:13:34 PM »
apparently he's dropping an insane part. if you follow him on instagram it seems like he is mentally unstable.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #204 on: August 27, 2018, 04:23:18 PM »


I do not follow him on anything, and it seems like he is mentally unstable.
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #205 on: August 27, 2018, 05:11:43 PM »


I do not follow him on anything, and it seems like he is mentally unstable.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #206 on: August 27, 2018, 06:24:28 PM »
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I do not follow him on anything, and it seems like he is mentally unstable.
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #207 on: August 27, 2018, 06:32:48 PM »

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
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