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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2018, 10:37:18 AM »
I was not aware Blood Wizard was a large corporate entity.

Are their stocks plummeting right now as a result?


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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2018, 11:15:18 AM »
i never heard of this guy until today, he looks like a premature burnout.

gimmick and no talent

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2018, 11:29:07 AM »
i never heard of this guy until today, he looks like a premature burnout.

gimmick and no talent
Nah, nothing premature about this burnout. Shocked he made it as far as he did for as long as he did honestly- transition dude who virtually never skated vert transition.
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2018, 11:33:43 AM »
honestly, once he lined his body up for a fs rock, but did a bs rock and roll, I knew he was a bitch.
I am pretty confident that I am a better transition skater. I am not good.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2018, 11:35:50 AM »
Would rather skate a gurney board over a tnt

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2018, 11:45:47 AM »
People who talk in the 3rd person must be very humble people...............

GAY has to agree.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2018, 12:08:49 PM »
Idk I skated with this dude and he rips pretty hard I don’t get the hate. He told some blood wizard flow dude to go buy him beer and he did. Alpha male status confirmed

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2018, 12:14:01 PM »
At least by the looks of it he’s staying hydrated good for him
Thats what i was thinking. I drink red bulls 2 times a day and my piss is dark yellow. For someone who drinks nonstop his piss is clear. Im jealous

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2018, 12:19:37 PM »
↑ hahaha @ SJ's pic

he seems to be having somewhat of a mini-breakdown of sorts in his insta stories lately, I'm actually worried about his sanity...
also, that is 100% not urine in the vid. like if you're actually going to piss on something, why fake it?
he's too unhealthy to piss water

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2018, 12:19:56 PM »
Options include Life Extension, Selfish, and a Weck collab.
edit - We already have Sam Hitz, thanks.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2018, 12:22:29 PM by Pretty Serious »

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #40 on: August 08, 2018, 12:24:13 PM »
Maybe Squints can make room for him

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2018, 12:34:48 PM »
Could see him on Krooked, maybe Shane recruited him to give his new company a hesh feel

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2018, 12:38:44 PM »
People who talk in the 3rd person must be very humble people...............


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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2018, 12:48:16 PM »
I hope he just stops skateboarding all together.
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2018, 12:51:35 PM »
mephisto predicts that jerry gurney will be on a gurney very soon and doctors will call it the gurney gurney

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #45 on: August 08, 2018, 12:59:40 PM »
This is what happens when you get into cocaine and shitty late 80s metal at the same time.



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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #46 on: August 08, 2018, 01:50:20 PM »
Nice subtle jab by Blood Wizard posting a pre-metal Jerry photo.


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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2018, 02:27:19 PM »
Could see him on Krooked, maybe Shane recruited him to give his new company a hesh feel

i feel like austyn has kind of an old school vibe. i could definitely see him on the new FA brand

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2018, 02:29:15 PM »
Nice subtle jab by Blood Wizard posting a pre-metal Jerry photo.



Damn that’s hilarious.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2018, 02:31:21 PM »
Nice subtle jab by Blood Wizard posting a pre-metal Jerry photo.



I had no idea Jerry had so many dick riders. The comment section is filled with hate towards Blood Wizard.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #50 on: August 08, 2018, 02:51:07 PM »
Blood Wizard are so corpo, they went from half-page Lowcard ads to..full-page Lowcard ads.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2018, 03:12:16 PM »
That Instagram post from Blood Wizard made me want to buy one of their boards more Than Jerry Gurney ever did.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #52 on: August 08, 2018, 03:31:03 PM »
so he's basically saying senn and toad are living in multi million dollar mansions?  i can't really see that.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #53 on: August 08, 2018, 03:36:02 PM »
His insta stories are interesting.....anyone catch those texts messages from toad, he seemed like a bitch.


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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #54 on: August 08, 2018, 03:36:46 PM »
Tons of good stuff in the comments. He's definitely losing it..









This one is my fav though






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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #55 on: August 08, 2018, 03:37:05 PM »
"Jerry Gurney progresses into the future", by rarely doing a trick invented after 1992.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #56 on: August 08, 2018, 03:46:19 PM »
Who?

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #57 on: August 08, 2018, 03:51:39 PM »
Jerry might be a clown but I kinda enjoyed his act. I can't imagine him ending up anywhere else unless he starts his own thing.

If that does not happen, I guess the only way you'll see another Jerry part is if you go hang out in some ditches or skatepark parking lots...

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #58 on: August 08, 2018, 04:05:41 PM »
toad has his own electrical contracting business for a LONG time.  anywhere he lives is because of the money he's made working his ass off, not from Blood Wizard.  If you think he lives in a "mansion" because of BW, you're as delusional as Jerry. 
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #59 on: August 08, 2018, 04:12:43 PM »
toad has his own electrical contracting business for a LONG time.  anywhere he lives is because of the money he's made working his ass off, not from Blood Wizard.  If you think he lives in a "mansion" because of BW, you're as delusional as Jerry.

thats what i'm trying to figure out if he's talking about senn or toad or both of them.