Things skaters do that you hate.

[Far from relevant]

I already know someone is gonna say "start stupid threads" but I'm bored so here goes

-when a skater lands a trick absolutely flawless and looks at the camera all pissed off and is like "was that even good" because heaven forbid you'd wanna be excited or happy about landing a good trick.

-when a skater says "Bro he doesn't even skate anymore" - relating to someone who hasn't posted any instagram footage within the last hour

-When getting kicked out of private property for destroying a ledge with wax and grinding and the skater responds "man why would they kick us out we were only skating brrrooooo"

[DirtyCheddarKids]

Post on Slap.

[Lenny the Fatface]

Getting mad that people borrow from skate culture as if skaters don't do the same with other shit. I think the 9 club episode with Jason Dill touched on it by referencing Yankee hats.  S.K.A.T.E. is a variation of horse from basketball. The shoes popular today are literally vintage basketball and tennis kicks. And how many pro skaters stole their imagery from 70s and 80s rockstars?

[ziggy]

hate on other skaters

[shit_for_brains]

Do tricks requiring a foot on the ground.

[Tedd]

When people play music at skateparks

Not that I wouldn’t like some nice music in the background when I’m skating

But it’s always either a raw dawg beer drinkin bowl trolls playing shitty metal or some teenagers/tech lordz playing shitty rap

Quit killing my viiiiibes you fuckin assholes. I’m just trying to relax

[Tedd]

Also if you say “yew” I assume you can’t read

[se7en3two]

Over-waxing the shit out of something, blatant foul here.

Watching someone young get vibed out, because they're not flow for Quasi. We all started somewhere, don't be a dick. But if they're sitting in the middle of the pad or on coping, let em know... School kids with a little courtesy.

And really, don't be spilling shit where you skate or spitting. Take that to the side, por favor.

[cynical cow]

Leaving trash at skateparks. Throw your shit away.

[Billy Bitchcakes]

-When getting kicked out of private property for destroying a ledge with wax and grinding and the skater responds "man why would they kick us out we were only skating brrrooooo"

"we're just doing our job too man"

[Far from relevant]

hate on other skaters

May I ask what the fuck you're doing on slap if you don't like skaters hating on other skaters ?

[streetsoup]

Fake steeze

[Far from relevant]

When people play music at skateparks

Not that I wouldn’t like some nice music in the background when I’m skating

But it’s always either a raw dawg beer drinkin bowl trolls playing shitty metal or some teenagers/tech lordz playing shitty rap

Quit killing my viiiiibes you fuckin assholes. I’m just trying to relax

Are you Feedback Ted ?

[MexicanSpaniard]

talk shit about Slap or pretend they don't know what it is

[Omars_Dad]

i hate when you see people having a tantrum about not landing a trick. strop throwing your board and just walk away for a few minutes, come back when you've calmed down

[Walljammer69]

I hate bro hugs after someone lands a big trick.  It seems contrived at this point and is mad douchey. 

[Far from relevant]

i hate when you see people having a tantrum about not landing a trick. strop throwing your board and just walk away for a few minutes, come back when you've calmed down

Have you ever tried a hard hard trick for a really long time and came really close and not landed it ? Like I can understand freaking out constantly about every trick, but skating is stressful sometimes bro !

[Far from relevant]

I hate bro hugs after someone lands a big trick.  It seems contrived at this point and is mad douchey.

Notice how when this happens the homies are always way more excited then the skater ? "was that even good bro, I dunno"

[WPG]

-when a skater says "Bro you he doesn't even skate anymore" - relating to someone who hasn't posted any instagram footage within the last hour

Don’t think anyone ever has used the phrase Bro you he doesn’t even skate anymore bro

[Salty Lame Ass Poosey]

When they start their own companies they Need to just leave that up to the big sogs such as: NHS, deluxe, Monster Energy, Redbull and Element oh ya and Blitz

[Far from relevant]

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-when a skater says "Bro you he doesn't even skate anymore" - relating to someone who hasn't posted any instagram footage within the last hour

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Don’t think anyone ever has used the phrase Bro you he doesn’t even skate anymore bro

Haha you're right ! Fixed

[emchen]

Posting self-proclaimed "sketchy" or "throwaway" clips.

Be way better if dudes just wrote "felt cute, might delete later."

[jomeara1]

Everything.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Punching girlfriend
Naziing
Punching skate-adjacent female drug addled cartoon character
Child molesting
Drunk driving
Fake steez

[FakieNollie]

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hate on other skaters

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May I ask what the fuck you're doing on slap if you don't like skaters hating on other skaters ?

[Far from relevant]

Punching girlfriend
Naziing
Punching skate-adjacent female drug addled cartoon character
Child molesting
Drunk driving
Fake steez

lmao,  you forgot starting a go fund me to help get your homies ingrown toenail removed.

[essal]

Punching girlfriend
Naziing
Punching skate-adjacent female drug addled cartoon character
Child molesting
Drunk driving
Fake steez

i back this list

[calvinsdream]

When people play music at skateparks

It’s always either a raw dawg beer drinkin bowl trolls playing shitty metal

This is Texas from 8am-10am at every skatepark with a bowl, except minus beer. The last two trips were Metallica and Social Distortion.

[GAY]

Say no when I offer oral.

[Far from relevant]

Say no when I offer oral.

Yes !