Things skaters do that you hate.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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Leaving trash at skateparks. Throw your shit away.

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Don’t buy Anti-Hero. In exchange for letting them skate this guy’s pool, they broke his ladder, never said anything about it, and left him with a bunch of empty Natty Ice cans all over his backyard.

Some guys at a shop were bitching about how AH allegedly left a bunch of empty cans and trash at their wooden bowl, which is in a secluded/wooded area.

Watching those guys clean spots to skate is like Daryl volunteering at a women’s shelter.

Funny, I would have expected them to be saints when it come to this type of thing? Just look at their team of respected gentlemen ...

[rapscallion]

Acting like they're too cool to be a decent person or acknowledge other human beings.

Wear fanny packs or sling bags.

[thomas kook]

really we gonna hate on the fanny packs??? what you happen to love skating with your pockets all full? or worse: a backpack

[daniel]

really we gonna hate on the fanny packs??? what you happen to love skating with your pockets all full? or worse: a backpack

What are you trying to pack around that needs a fanny pack?

[Sleazy]

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When people play music at skateparks

It’s always either a raw dawg beer drinkin bowl trolls playing shitty metal

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This is Texas from 8am-10am at every skatepark with a bowl, except minus beer. The last two trips were Metallica and Social Distortion.

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A lot of times it feels like people are trying to play their toughest, most heterosexual music - which is so gay.

maybe it's regional, it's always chill 80s\90s rap at my local park. if i play music i'll usually play tribe station on pandora. i prefer someone playing some chill music to everyone having headphones on and cool guy vibing each other but it probably has a lot to do with who's showing up.

[thomas kook]

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really we gonna hate on the fanny packs??? what you happen to love skating with your pockets all full? or worse: a backpack

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What are you trying to pack around that needs a fanny pack?

papers, cigs, grinder, skate tool, my wallet, my phone, my keys, extra towels from subway in case i have the shits (almost a guarantee with dutch subway), a fuckin capri sun if i feel like it...

[GAY]

When skaters look at things or order food...man I just hate that.

[heckler]

Blast music at the spot, often Slayer or Metallica
Treat opinions on skateboarding as sacred and/or a part of their personality
Bandwagon... but that might just be SLAP exclusive.

Everyone is anti-fanny pack until they actually use a fanny pack. No shame, I'd carry a purse if I could.

provide the entire theatre with loud, semi-coherent commentary during a video premiere.

I, too, prefer my skate video premieres draped in a hollowed silence. A premiere is the culmination of years' of work. Let people be hyped for one night.

[ihatejulio]

Show up to the park, do one shitty line through the park, sit down on the ledge, and proceed to cool guy and stare down everyone else who are actually skating while smoking a cigarette.

[Makaveli]

Dress the same.

[rapscallion]

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really we gonna hate on the fanny packs??? what you happen to love skating with your pockets all full? or worse: a backpack

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What are you trying to pack around that needs a fanny pack?

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papers, cigs, grinder, skate tool, my wallet, my phone, my keys, extra towels from subway in case i have the shits (almost a guarantee with dutch subway), a fuckin capri sun if i feel like it...

..so you actually skate while wearing a fanny pack with that stuff inside it? Like for real? i'll chalk this up to your country of residence but personally I've never DMed boo johnson to tell him he inspires me.

[rejectpaul]

i h8 the yew, a guy i film with does it so loud before or after i attempt something and my stomach turns and get put of so much!
people leaving trash behind at spots bugs me too, usually its the younger kids that do it and everyone else is left to pick up the rubbish!
we have a small plaza right next to a pub, they don't mind us skating there but aren't at all down for the rubbish left behind! so we pick up the trash to keep everyone happy and the spot still being skateable!

[TheLowerBack]

What about TYTE?
And yeah, spitter kids are the worst.

When people say "Barge", "Tight" (unless referring to the tightness of your trucks), and "The Homies".
People who spit in the park.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

Acting like they're too cool to be a decent person or acknowledge other human beings.

Wear fanny packs or sling bags.

  Acting too cool isn't good I guess but if your new to a skatepark your  better off ignoring the crew completely unless your spoken too the first visit or 3, obviously stay out of peoples way but other than that fuck em.  Just get your skate on and your smoke on-it is a skatepark.  (also its good to wear a sling bag or fanny pack to filter out the shallow people)

[streetsoup]

I'm guilty of the yew. Im just stoked for you okay.

[Get the strap]

I'm super impressed that somehow that cheer can be spelled out, and just seeing that sound be talked about on the internet is pretty funny. I don't think it's being spelled right, because yew rhymes with jew which rhymes with you and nobody is YOUUUU at the skate park haha unless they gonna do the superman haha.

[thomas kook]

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really we gonna hate on the fanny packs??? what you happen to love skating with your pockets all full? or worse: a backpack

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What are you trying to pack around that needs a fanny pack?

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papers, cigs, grinder, skate tool, my wallet, my phone, my keys, extra towels from subway in case i have the shits (almost a guarantee with dutch subway), a fuckin capri sun if i feel like it...

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..so you actually skate while wearing a fanny pack with that stuff inside it? Like for real? i'll chalk this up to your country of residence but personally I've never DMed boo johnson to tell him he inspires me.

umm no i put it down when we get to a spot or skatepark, it's just nice to have all your stuff to grab when you want to go? is that really too much to handle

[Piri-piri]

Skate in the road.

Get out of the road you selfish, self centred, self entitled cunts.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

lol

[HugeBodBoyle]

I'm guilty of the yew. Im just stoked for you okay.

*raises hand*

[youngboyNBD]

"you got weed?" or "yall got papers?"

[GAY]

I'm guilty of the yew. Im just stoked for you okay.

Same here. I've always been an obnoxious cheerleader.

[Mr. Fink]

When skaters want a pork chop but not an egg roll.

[ChuckRamone]

-take a dump on the quarterpipe
-pee on the manual pad
-fart mid air
-stand at the edge of the bowl masturbating
-wear saggy pants and women’s underwear so when they do a trick you see their thong
-imitate famous pros’ skating style
-cup their balls while waiting for a run and then high five you
-park their car facing the park, not get out and just stare at you for like an hour and then drive away
-smoke cigarettes and vape at the park
-dress like dudes who go to burning man and skate really bright, soft wheels

[L33Tg33k]

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I'm guilty of the yew. Im just stoked for you okay.

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Same here. I've always been an obnoxious cheerleader.

Stop it. I demand silence everywhere at all times.

[Pigeon]

-take a dump on the quarterpipe
-pee on the manual pad
-fart mid air
-stand at the edge of the bowl masturbating
-wear saggy pants and women’s underwear so when they do a trick you see their thong
-imitate famous pros’ skating style
-cup their balls while waiting for a run and then high five you
-park their car facing the park, not get out and just stare at you for like an hour and then drive away
-smoke cigarettes and vape at the park
-dress like dudes who go to burning man and skate really bright, soft wheels

I’m glad I’ve never seen anyone shit or masturbate at a park.

[chilllyboy]

-when a skater lands a trick absolutely flawless and looks at the camera all pissed off and is like "was that even good" because heaven forbid you'd wanna be excited or happy about landing a good trick.

Whats the flip side of this? Its called "self cheering", which is an even bigger sin in skateboarding.

Look, my guy, theres a good reason you gotta stay casual if you do something cool: it makes whatever you just  did 100X cooler. It makes you look more confident in your abilities, like it was routine for you. Some people may also do this to make themselves seem better than they actually are.  I'm sorry that upsets you, but its just the way it is.

[LeeMarvin]

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When people play music at skateparks

It’s always either a raw dawg beer drinkin bowl trolls playing shitty metal

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This is Texas from 8am-10am at every skatepark with a bowl, except minus beer. The last two trips were Metallica and Social Distortion.

Haha you skate Gulfton I take it?

[LeeMarvin]

Focusing your board when you can’t land a trick is some manbaby shit.

[funeral_tuxedo]

BMXers and skateboarders colliding at parks and beefing instead of having a prearranged agreement/ettiqette.