Never read a book.
Read one book and assume it is the gospel truth.
Scream at little children for getting in the way. You can talk to kids, even kids on scooters, and they are far more likely to learn how to act than if you just scream in their face.
Film each other raping women.
Sponsor other skaters who film each other raping women.
Don't use their turn signals.
Turn right on a green light without acknowledging that people also have a green light for the crosswalk.
Defend Nazis.
Litter at the park.
Litter in general.
Don't vote.
Don't call their moms enough.
Drive to places within walking distance even though they have plenty of time.
Don't replace the toilet paper when they used the last of it.
Eat fast food.
Wear Nikes.
Use brainless terminology spoon fed to them by morons on tv, like "cuck".
Believe Slap is a necessary aspect of skating, instead of just being the interesting perk that it is.
Bumming myself out.