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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #210 on: September 15, 2018, 11:35:16 PM »
Damn sewa hasn't get any easier on the eyes. Cant take the landings seriously. What's up his ass

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #211 on: September 16, 2018, 01:17:25 AM »
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Sewa is the reason of BATB is getting bored. Robotic style, no smile, Just skates for the win.

Poor Decenzo.
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Get the fuck out of here
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You're bored.. Go skate, dude. You're 24 hs in slap.
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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #212 on: September 16, 2018, 02:50:30 AM »
i am with leetgeek on this one. sewa
does his tricks fucking proper. his fs
flips on flat are nice. pop and rotation.

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #213 on: September 16, 2018, 05:36:07 AM »
sewa vs walker ryan going to be a heated match with the winner likely facing deigo after

this year seems pretty easy to predict i feel like kader and mikemo are the only wildcards..

top 8 will likely be mikemo, asta, joslin/cepeda, luan, ishod, deigo, sewa, and i cant call out of the bottom 4 on right side of bracket

Thank goodness we have HangtenNoseblunt in here as the voice of reason.

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #214 on: September 16, 2018, 05:40:26 AM »
i feel like whoever is most consistent with impossible variations will win seems like a lot of the familiar faces arent good at them/cant do them at all
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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #215 on: September 16, 2018, 07:14:16 AM »
I came here to chime in on how ugly that Decenzo skates but the Sewa comments got me sidetracked. The only tricks Sewa does bad are 360 flip/shoves. Everything else he does is nothing short of goddamn impeccable. You are fucking lying to yourself and everyone else on this board when you say otherwise. Straight up indisputable. I'd slap a nigga across the face if they tried to tell me those fs flips weren't amazing. Might be the only thing that could bring them back to their senses.

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #216 on: September 16, 2018, 08:03:25 AM »
Next year it should be circus tricks only.  I don't need to see people plodding through kickflips and 360 flips, I need nollie impossible variations.

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #217 on: September 16, 2018, 08:09:11 AM »
Next year it should be more like Baseketball.

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #218 on: September 16, 2018, 08:13:04 AM »
Sorry Denman but your ref privileges should be revoked for allowing a front 180 pivot to count against a proper front 3
The fact that the nobody did it that way without even trying to make it look good just screams bad taste.
Also why the fuck would you edit in applause after that
Literally no skater would applaud that god awful one third assed attempt
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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #219 on: September 16, 2018, 08:29:08 AM »
80% of the dude skating against Louie's tricks were terrible to see. And the decenzo. Awful. I wish I hadn't watched those matches.
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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #220 on: September 16, 2018, 08:44:53 AM »
i hate it when someone does a proper 360 and then their opponent just half asses it like that.

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #221 on: September 16, 2018, 08:47:13 AM »
i hate it when someone does a proper 360 and then their opponent just half asses it like that.
Justin’s 360 should not have counted lol.

I loved Louie’s cab flip, I cheered out loud at that one.

Anyone have a list of skaters who won RPS and then missed their first trick?
Add justin (never heard of him) to the list.
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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #222 on: September 16, 2018, 09:00:43 AM »
I’m okay with some leniency on defensive 360’s, but that was ridiculous.

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #223 on: September 16, 2018, 09:10:33 AM »
Sorry Denman but your ref privileges should be revoked for allowing a front 180 pivot to count against a proper front 3
The fact that the nobody did it that way without even trying to make it look good just screams bad taste.
Also why the fuck would you edit in applause after that
Literally no skater would applaud that god awful one third assed attempt
For real plus he gave the kid like 3 extra tried on the cab flip when clearly he wasn't close to land it the first 2 tries. Justin has ugly style.

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #224 on: September 16, 2018, 09:37:12 AM »
I’m okay with some leniency on defensive 360’s, but that was ridiculous.
I thought it was funny what he did the wind up like he was going to do a better 360.
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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #225 on: September 16, 2018, 09:38:48 AM »
I’m okay with some leniency on defensive 360’s, but that was ridiculous.

Right. Like if they slid the last 90 degrees or w.e I’m fine with that. Justin literally twirled around on his back wheels the majority of the rotation. He’s not the first one that got away with that before though.

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #226 on: September 16, 2018, 11:14:23 AM »
Who the fuck is that Drysen loser and why is there?

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #227 on: September 16, 2018, 11:25:42 AM »
Who the fuck is that Drysen loser and why is there?

Ha, I liked that Drysen kid in that game. Wanted him to take it. His human looking flatground is refreshing.

Just checked out some of his shit online. For a cali kid, he's actually pretty sick, which I normally never say. Looks like he gets stuff from Quasi.

If someone helped him out with marketing himself, he could be huge in the fat bill bullshit world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Mhb6462vs
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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #228 on: September 16, 2018, 12:07:45 PM »
So, this is what generic Cali kids look like, these days?

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #229 on: September 16, 2018, 12:38:50 PM »
1. White people who aren’t balding and under the age of like 30 shouldn’t have shaved heads.
2. Justin Drysen may have the worst style I’ve ever seen.
3. Tf was going on with the cab flip and 360 calls. Game should have ended 2 minutes earlier.

Ehh at least after this hell likely disappear forever and quasi will put Dane on and give him the extra money saved from not having to get this weirdo boards anymore.

All hail Louie for being professional still cause I would’ve made a fuss over some of those tricks.
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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #230 on: September 16, 2018, 01:02:35 PM »
So, this is what generic Cali kids look like, these days?
It doesn't mean anything and whenever someone says it I automatically assume they have 10 IQ points lower than standard.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #231 on: September 16, 2018, 01:22:36 PM »
OK gotta chip in on Sewas yo flips. Usually I see when regular 360 flips are yo, fakie 360 flips are "normal". Sewa has mastered going yo fakie.


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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #232 on: September 16, 2018, 02:22:29 PM »
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Sewa is the reason of BATB is getting bored. Robotic style, no smile, Just skates for the win.

Poor Decenzo.
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Get the fuck out of here
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You're bored.. Go skate, dude. You're 24 hs in slap.
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Maybe when you make executive bar back they'll give you a desk and a computer that you can be logged into and look at all the smiling boys you want. Just smiles on boys all day long. I know you love a good smile on a boy.
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When you got my style I'll smile on you. You got Switch 3 s like me? No, you're very busy on slap and making gif of other skaters. What a looser!!
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Oof dude I've seen your style if that's your bragging point I'll stop making fun of you. If you think it's that good that explains a lot. But I don't have switch 3s I'll give you that. I have a job, a brain, and this heavy heavy penis but no switch 3s.
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You would take Chris Rock Job. Dont skates, but is really funny.
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I think you wanted to make a point about me not skating, but that's not true and is probably the extent of what you could think of. Also I saw your 360 flips so something tells me your switch 360s are powersliding turds.
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The same Topic that you Saw my 3s you can see my Switch. Its better than regular. Thanks for search.
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Chinese surveillance footage of a toddler walking in front of a car is better than your regular 3 flip, and I definitely can switch 3 flip. I thought you meant switch 360 because that's what a switch 3 is but I didn't account for you being a big ol dummy so of course.

Just bullshit, post your 360 flip you fucking dumb. You Just comments on slap, never see you on post you skating topic. What a skate nerd who being 24 hs on internet posting gossip and bullshit.
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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #233 on: September 16, 2018, 04:00:10 PM »
Damn, you dudes are harsh. Justin Drysen was nowhere near as bad as y'all made it sound.
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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #234 on: September 16, 2018, 05:56:24 PM »
He couldn't pop his board.

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #235 on: September 16, 2018, 06:34:30 PM »
I thought did Justin did fine. New am on HUF as well. Should have a welcome video in the coming weeks.

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #236 on: September 16, 2018, 06:57:10 PM »

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #237 on: September 16, 2018, 08:01:12 PM »
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Who the fuck is that Drysen loser and why is there?
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Ha, I liked that Drysen kid in that game. Wanted him to take it. His human looking flatground is refreshing.

Just checked out some of his shit online. For a cali kid, he's actually pretty sick, which I normally never say. Looks like he gets stuff from Quasi.

If someone helped him out with marketing himself, he could be huge in the fat bill bullshit world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Mhb6462vs

Thanks for posting. I actually liked his footage

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #238 on: September 16, 2018, 08:54:18 PM »
The post production applause are so bad. The literally keep going onto the next trick.

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Re: BATB 11
« Reply #239 on: September 16, 2018, 09:16:17 PM »
Suggestion:

As long as we’re going to read the rules (every match), clip that piece of paper to a clipboard or laminate it and set it on some wood... just add some weight to it.

I feel I’m watching these and every time I’m looking for two nervous hands that shake while they hold and read the rules.