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MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« on: August 12, 2018, 06:25:48 AM »
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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2018, 06:37:06 AM »
looks like he needs to read them more and troll people harder. this is kinda funny. he seems pretty “real” as far as putting himself out there. this is the real mj and not a social media persona.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2018, 06:38:34 AM »
Marc Johnson is smarter than you, and he wants you to know that

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2018, 06:40:05 AM »
Unfortunately it seems like people past a certain age are not capable of navigating social media well.  I fall into this category.  Please film more and post less.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2018, 06:42:21 AM »
The skin is thin with this one.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2018, 06:44:26 AM »
these are the ideas lakai couldn’t handle

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2018, 06:55:50 AM »
Can you imagine following Mark Johnston on instagram

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2018, 07:06:14 AM »
Marc, maybe if you stopped trying to explain yourself to everyone about everything you wouldn’t be so stressed out all the time. Just relax and skate.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2018, 07:32:54 AM »
I got second hand embarasment when I saw this posts... Goddamn Marc, who the fuck cares?  :'(

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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2018, 07:51:45 AM »
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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2018, 07:58:50 AM »
He’s just mad that someone called him washed up, which is true. He jumped the shark and has a hard time admitting it, this has nothing to do with the car.
At least when you're a washed-out hipster douchebag in NY, you can milk it at some decent looking, hard to skate spots. In LA you're just a tan-lined faggot in a school yard somewhere.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2018, 07:59:03 AM »
these are the ideas lakai couldn’t handle

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2018, 08:05:42 AM »
Successful jokes always require explanation good one Marc

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2018, 08:07:14 AM »



Love the fact that this was posted at 2 in the fucking morning.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2018, 08:12:10 AM »
mj needs to stop reading

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2018, 08:12:57 AM »
dude needs a hobby...like skateboarding or something.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2018, 08:37:39 AM »
Marc Johnson is smarter than you, and he wants you to know that

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2018, 09:25:04 AM »
Focus your Instagram and get on SLAP, Marc.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2018, 09:26:21 AM »
Focus your Instagram and get on SLAP, Marc.
He'd be Gip #2

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2018, 09:37:58 AM »
dude needs a hobby...like skateboarding or something.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2018, 09:50:53 AM »
Damn, MJ is a fucking genius when it comes to trolling the likes of the YouTube generation of skateboarding. Y’all bit his hook. Swiftly.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2018, 09:58:27 AM »
MJ being a fucking clown? very surprising.

still funny though i know you're reading this u lil bitch.


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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2018, 10:31:39 AM »
Honestly I agree with MJ; to subjugate him as washed up is just arrogant behavior, if anything he's the least washed up *pro* at his age, respect the greats. Let's just hope he doesn't go Steve Berra on us. I respect what he does; he's just calling out the shit before it got worse, though at this point the "vultures" are having their way with it...

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2018, 10:49:00 AM »
Just wait til he finds out something started a whole thread about his "joke."

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2018, 11:00:18 AM »
Calling his neighbour a dickhead. Way to go Mark.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2018, 11:09:39 AM »
Damn, MJ is a fucking genius when it comes to trolling the likes of the YouTube generation of skateboarding. Y’all bit his hook. Swiftly.


You think posing next to a car and calling it yours when it actually isn't is genius level trolling? Yiiiikes.

He made a joke about owning a Porsche but then freaked out and retaliated when he got insulted in the process.

This was possibly the least successful troll job in history.

Unless you're saying he's trolling with his dumbass "blind dogs on instagram" musings. Which is absolutely not the case, as he is 100% serious and probably also thinks that shit is deep and insightful.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2018, 11:24:48 AM »
He’s just mad that someone called him washed up, which is true. He jumped the shark and has a hard time admitting it, this has nothing to do with the car.

If Mariano is still doing combos with terrible style and speech capabilities of a 9 year old , mj surely could film a full part of better combos with good style and the speech and thoughts of a college freshman who just read Nietzsche for the first time.
PINE 2009, 2010, 2011, 2020, PINE STILL MAKIN' MONEY.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2018, 11:29:32 AM »
He should listen to gabor mate
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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2018, 11:33:00 AM »
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Damn, MJ is a fucking genius when it comes to trolling the likes of the YouTube generation of skateboarding. Y’all bit his hook. Swiftly.
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You think posing next to a car and calling it yours when it actually isn't is genius level trolling? Yiiiikes.

He made a joke about owning a Porsche but then freaked out and retaliated when he got insulted in the process.

This was possibly the least successful troll job in history.

Unless you're saying he's trolling with his dumbass "blind dogs on instagram" musings. Which is absolutely not the case, as he is 100% serious and probably also thinks that shit is deep and insightful.

So you wanna post a triggered meme or you want me to.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2018, 11:41:56 AM »
Post your poosy, Marc!