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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2018, 11:55:26 AM »
Damn, MJ is a fucking genius when it comes to trolling the likes of the YouTube generation of skateboarding. Y’all bit his hook. Swiftly.


You think posing next to a car and calling it yours when it actually isn't is genius level trolling? Yiiiikes.

He made a joke about owning a Porsche but then freaked out and retaliated when he got insulted in the process.

This was possibly the least successful troll job in history.

Unless you're saying he's trolling with his dumbass "blind dogs on instagram" musings. Which is absolutely not the case, as he is 100% serious and probably also thinks that shit is deep and insightful.

So you wanna post a triggered meme or you want me to.

I think you're either intensely gullible or mistaken in your definition of trolling.

I'm not triggered, I'm confused.

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« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2018, 03:19:08 PM »
I believe he was making a joke about how most disagreements here lately have resulted in people accusing each other of being triggered. The humour here lies in Pabst's exaggeration - that is, the idea of throwing out a 'triggered' accusation so early in such a minor debate. Jokes are funny.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2018, 03:53:04 PM »
these are the ideas lakai couldn’t handle

in every thread about MJ, there's always one guy who posts this thinking theyre the first one to roast him

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2018, 04:23:12 PM »
They gone who has the screen caps?

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« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2018, 04:23:38 PM »
these are the ideas lakai couldn’t handle

in every thread about MJ, there's always one guy who posts this thinking theyre the first one to roast him

it's a classic
Forever old



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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2018, 04:25:07 PM »
His IG bio does say "ideas man" though.

Then goes on to "lover of knowledge and fun".

I trust him.

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« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2018, 04:30:17 PM »
You need a certain IQ to understand Mj's humor

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2018, 04:41:16 PM »
You need a certain IQ to understand Mj's humor


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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2018, 04:52:40 PM »
I believe he was making a joke about how most disagreements here lately have resulted in people accusing each other of being triggered. The humour here lies in Pabst's exaggeration - that is, the idea of throwing out a 'triggered' accusation so early in such a minor debate. Jokes are funny.
Funny stuff is funny. You know what's not funny? Explaining why something is funny

*My bad for SLAPing on the phone, I'm not following along. I thought this convo was MJ related. Although it does look like MJ got nephew'd hard enough to delete his posts
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« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2018, 06:05:06 PM »
He did delete everything but the original.

Wow. So he got super triggered at 2 AM and went on an instagram tirade and deleted it the next day once his judgement cleared up.

No man his age should get that affected by comments from strangers online.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2018, 06:21:10 PM »
Hes just a pseudocult...dude needs tô read Heidegger ir Hegel..

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #41 on: August 12, 2018, 06:46:19 PM »
Hes just a pseudocult...dude needs tô read Heidegger ir Hegel..
Heidegger? Ok Nazi sympathizer...
I didn’t see the deleted posts but is this really about his joke about the porsche? Did people seriously miss that as a joke? Did they think he was seriously bragging about his muscles in the “big guns” line in man down? Did they think he legally changed his name to Chauncey Peppertooth for a while? Anybody with even a vague idea of who he is should have seen that pose and known he was goofing around.
Maybe he shouldn’t have read the comments, but calling him a liar or something for that is beyond dumb.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2018, 06:58:04 PM »
these are the ideas lakai couldn’t handle

in every thread about MJ, there's always one guy who posts this thinking theyre the first one to roast him
With any luck, I get to be that person


We need to start archiving and screenshotting the instagrams with these threads so the discussion doesn’t get derailed ala GIPposting

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2018, 07:17:07 PM »
Marc is tight, let the man live.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2018, 09:16:07 PM »
Marc is tight, let the man live.

Exactly.  The hards on you guys get waiting for him to say something stupid

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #45 on: August 12, 2018, 09:23:06 PM »
All I got from this thread is a hankering for a hot and spicy McChicken

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #46 on: August 12, 2018, 09:55:40 PM »

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« Reply #47 on: August 12, 2018, 10:37:12 PM »
Hes just a pseudocult...dude needs tô read Heidegger ir Hegel..
Heidegger? Ok Nazi sympathizer...
I didn’t see the deleted posts but is this really about his joke about the porsche? Did people seriously miss that as a joke? Did they think he was seriously bragging about his muscles in the “big guns” line in man down? Did they think he legally changed his name to Chauncey Peppertooth for a while? Anybody with even a vague idea of who he is should have seen that pose and known he was goofing around.
Maybe he shouldn’t have read the comments, but calling him a liar or something for that is beyond dumb.

Gip you are by far the biggest debbie downer on here. I don't know why you're always so angry and it kind of makes me sad.
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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #48 on: August 12, 2018, 10:47:23 PM »
he's off the shits yo

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2018, 11:24:46 PM »
Seemed like a sensible investment. A used 986, in good condition from the early 2000s, can be found for under $10,000.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #50 on: August 12, 2018, 11:46:57 PM »
Seemed like a sensible investment. A used 986, in good condition from the early 2000s, can be found for under $10,000.

It’s a 996, not a 986, and I wouldn’t want those potential IMS issues on my hands even for $10k. I don’t like driving grenades.
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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2018, 12:23:40 AM »
I eagerly anticipate episode 2 of "On your Marc" and I'm not kidding

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #52 on: August 13, 2018, 03:41:10 AM »
Let's just hope he doesn't discover the joyous world of scientology.
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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2018, 06:02:55 AM »
Hes just a pseudocult...dude needs tô read Heidegger ir Hegel..
Heidegger? Ok Nazi sympathizer...
I didn’t see the deleted posts but is this really about his joke about the porsche? Did people seriously miss that as a joke? Did they think he was seriously bragging about his muscles in the “big guns” line in man down? Did they think he legally changed his name to Chauncey Peppertooth for a while? Anybody with even a vague idea of who he is should have seen that pose and known he was goofing around.
Maybe he shouldn’t have read the comments, but calling him a liar or something for that is beyond dumb.


I am not a fan of Heidegger's person, but of his philosophical work. His books is pretty different of his person behavior..

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2018, 06:07:03 AM »
What were the pics he deleted?

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2018, 06:37:25 AM »
What were the pics he deleted?

him squatting in front of his actual car - an old beat-up toyota - and I think the same porsche pic but with a different caption about how people were too quick to assume he bought a porsche. don’t remember the others.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2018, 06:53:48 AM »
What were the pics he deleted?

him squatting in front of his actual car - an old beat-up toyota - and I think the same porsche pic but with a different caption about how people were too quick to assume he bought a porsche. don’t remember the others.

He was going off on some guy saying that hatred is his immediate reaction to someone else having something he will never own.

Marc then precedes to call his neighbor a dickhead for owning a porsche.

Irony was lost on all.
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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2018, 08:13:31 AM »
Let's just hope he doesn't discover the joyous world of scientology.
He'd only join thinking he could outsmart them.

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #58 on: August 13, 2018, 09:24:10 AM »
haha jokes on you I actually drive a piece of shit

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Re: MJ Needs To Stop Reading Instagram Comments
« Reply #59 on: August 13, 2018, 09:45:21 AM »
Let's just hope he doesn't discover the joyous world of scientology.
He'd only join thinking he could outsmart them.

He’d just end up leaving poor Jerry there all by himself.