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Couchwizzard

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Good places to slam beers in Portland Oregon by yourself
« on: July 17, 2018, 10:02:38 PM »
Hey guys, longtime slap lurker here. Just looking for some fun spots to post up and choogle some loose juice any recommendations would be unreal thanks!

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Re: Good places to slam beers in Portland Oregon by yourself
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2018, 10:11:34 PM »
I usually hit Silverado or Stag when im in town.

In all seriousness though there was a super dope beer joint nearby the hotel I stayed at but I cant for the life of me remember the name. Mightíve been by the mariott. If you google barcades in the area theres a dope joint to go get a beverage and play some pinball and/or shit like street fighter but its kinda pricey and may have a 5$ cover. Just look for the darkest dirtiest joint and you can probably find the hook up on some 3$ pbrs or some shit. Iíll be up that way in about a week.

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Re: Good places to slam beers in Portland Oregon by yourself
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2018, 10:34:45 PM »
Big ups thanks homie! Iím just posted up at shitty bar by my hostel 2.50 pints so Iím not complaining.thanks for the info though!

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Re: Good places to slam beers in Portland Oregon by yourself
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2018, 05:18:37 AM »
Sandy Hut

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Re: Good places to slam beers in Portland Oregon by yourself
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2018, 03:16:43 PM »
really depends on what area you're in.

that said:

the lutz
the handy slut (sandy hut)
the slammer
star bar
sassy's (mandatory after skating burnside)
nwipa
yamhill pub
dot's
beer mongers
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Re: Good places to slam beers in Portland Oregon by yourself
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2018, 07:44:23 AM »
the Acropolis steaks and beers with bulletholed titties also Union Jacks for titties
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Re: Good places to slam beers in Portland Oregon by yourself
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2018, 07:50:31 AM »
grab an open container from 7-11 and head for st ides heaven.
don't drink at bus stops or parks, you'll catch a ticket but anywhere else in public is rad and cheaper than a bar.

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Re: Good places to slam beers in Portland Oregon by yourself
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2018, 03:07:09 AM »
Barlow tavern

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Re: Good places to slam beers in Portland Oregon by yourself
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2018, 05:50:18 AM »
If you are planning on drinking in public anywhere away from downtown, what my friends and I use to do would buy a 12 pack place it in the nearest trash can and drink out of dixie cups. If cops came up you were good as long as you weren't too drunk or obvious.
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