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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #210 on: August 21, 2018, 01:29:59 PM »
i got one of those element two felons collab boards. best board I've ridden. the guy said its ps six but it feels more like generator. i got a free tee too. rocking my eagle tee now. its comfy, fits on the bigger side. i fux with two felons

Just ordered 4 jason jesse Santa cruz, and a new pair of cons.

Suck it.

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #211 on: August 21, 2018, 01:41:02 PM »
Such a tame thread. Not a single person has offered to tongue punch wifey's fart box.

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #212 on: August 21, 2018, 01:48:20 PM »
two felons walk into a bar

Good morning everyone.
I am the person that you all are actively attacking. I'm sure not one person on this thread has actually met me before or they might speak on my behalf.

I understand your confusion as you have very little to go off but the few photos you have seen here.
 I am not a nazi. Never have been.
 In fact I am quarter Russian Jew on my father's side.
 I have 5 children. 2 are half Mexican and 2 are also mixed races.
 I have 2 grandchildren also mixed race.
 My "White Pride" tattoo. Yes. I have one. In my youth I ran with a multicultural street gang (mostly Hispanic) in West LA in the 80s and early 90s. A lot of my home boys had "Brown Pride" tattoos so I opted for a tattoo that reflected my skin color (no regrets I am who I am)
 I do ride motorcycles hence the "Biker" imagery that has been addressed. SS bolts etc.
 The Roman Eagle/ German Eagle I've used on one of our shirt designs is just an image I dig. Motorcycles, jail, lowriders, prison, and gang culture has been a part of my entire life. I understand it's not liked by many and respect that opinion. But it is part of the Southern California Culture I was raised in. Good or bad it is what it is.
 I'm not politically correct and my taste is probably offensive to a lot of people. I have always produced graphics that some find offensive and will continue to do so.
 The reason some of the posts came down. Some were reported as hate by IGers. The others I deleted because there were some death threats and threats of burning down my store on them. Just figured I didn't need to go back and forth with a keyboard Warrior. Fear was not a motive. Not dealing with drama or bullshit was the deciding factor.
 We do sell longboards and cruisers as part of our hard goods selection. As long as its powered by your feet has 4 wheels and no handle and can be called a Skateboard. We back it.
 Me Skateboarding. I grew up skating in LA from about 8yo to my early teens. I dropped the board and joined a gang. I left that life behind me many years ago. Not Skateboarding was a regret for me later in life.
When I had the opportunity to open a skate shop I went for it. I wanted to give the locals a safe place to keep out of trouble and do something I had a passion for growing up.
 Why I haven't skated in many years. First I got fat. It was hard for me to pick it back up. Then I had a few major motorcycle accidents and loss a portion of the mobility in my left leg. But I still try occasionally to push around when I can.
 The attack on my wife is uncalled for. While you all are worried about being politically correct about nazism you forgot that some people find those kind of  sexual remarks about someone's wife or mother equally offensive.
 My shop. 14 years same location with a Solid reputation in the community. We sponsor. We host skate contests. We donate to charity. We actually care about the kids who come here. I wish it was about money. But anyone who's ran a small shop knows it's about passion.
 All this about money laundering is pretty laughable. If it was true I would probably have some money.
 Not trying to change any opinions. Just figured you need some solid information before jumping to all your own conclusions.

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #213 on: August 21, 2018, 01:57:42 PM »

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #214 on: August 21, 2018, 02:20:26 PM »

These fellas here would like to disagree with you:



the band suicidal tendencies would like to disagree with me that i find the idea of walking around wearing a trucker hat with the bill turned up to read "homicidal" is kind of...yikes?

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #215 on: August 21, 2018, 02:37:28 PM »
I've noticed that Go Fund Me's are always talking about how the person who needs help "donates to charity" and "mentors people" and "does this or that for the community" - Mr TwoFelons Go Fund Me did that and his post here did the same thing.  The thing is they're never specific and I suspect that's because what they're saying is usually a huge stretch.  Was it Dan Pageau saying the for-profit thrift store he had was a charity thing he did to improve poor people's lives or something?  I'm really curious about all the charity and mentoring TwoFelons place does.  I'm guessing it isn't much or isn't anything at all, otherwise they probably wouldn't be so damn vague about it.

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #216 on: August 21, 2018, 02:44:14 PM »
His wife looks like she was a total slore in college.

This nigga said college hahahahahahahahaha.

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #217 on: August 21, 2018, 02:55:31 PM »
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These fellas here would like to disagree with you:


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the band suicidal tendencies would like to disagree with me that i find the idea of walking around wearing a trucker hat with the bill turned up to read "homicidal" is kind of...yikes?

Well no, actually probably not. They probably never intended for you to like it. You would have said "yikes" when they branded themselves with the font back when they started making music. Just like you say "yikes" now.

Nazi's and yuppies tend to be pretty reactionary. They tend to exclude people and eliminate alternative views that do not coincide with their particular worldview. 

So you're either a Nazi or a yuppie I guess.

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #218 on: August 21, 2018, 03:07:26 PM »
I feel like wearing a hat that says Suicidal is a far cry from wearing one that says Homicidal, no?
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #219 on: August 21, 2018, 03:15:35 PM »
Such a tame thread. Not a single person has offered to tongue punch wifey's fart box.

Oh trust, I did.

Everyone gets on my case, so I deleted my post.

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #220 on: August 21, 2018, 03:48:31 PM »
Suicidal tendencies also got barred from the neighborhood they tried to claim

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #221 on: August 21, 2018, 04:13:04 PM »
Suicidal tendencies also got barred from the neighborhood they tried to claim
Fake scraps

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #222 on: August 21, 2018, 04:23:39 PM »
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i got one of those element two felons collab boards. best board I've ridden. the guy said its ps six but it feels more like generator. i got a free tee too. rocking my eagle tee now. its comfy, fits on the bigger side. i fux with two felons
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Just ordered 4 jason jesse Santa cruz, and a new pair of cons.

Suck it.
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i see you reefer.

yo cool it inspector gadget the only shaped boards i fux with are polar.

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #223 on: August 21, 2018, 05:10:19 PM »
i for one want to thank u fat nazi skate shop owner with the plastick hoor wife

you are making me feel much better about shopping on line

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #224 on: August 21, 2018, 06:00:54 PM »
Photos were removed from Instagram, but rapscallion screenshotted them:

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only one i bothered to save

oh wait I lied I still had it open




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My best guess at what happened that day at the pool.



New poolside acquaintance at pool: ....so.... tell me about your white pride tatts....

Skateshop guy: oh yeah man, its just, like I'm proud of being white you know. ?!WHATYOUTHINKISHOULDBEASHAMEDOFMYHERITAGE?!

*his honky flesh becomes beet red with anger, and suppressed "urges"*

poolside acquaintance: oh no, I was just trying to make conversation.  I have a tat myself *very smug*.  Here, check it out...

*shows massive antihero tramp stamp*

Skateshop guy: Hell yeah bro! I love "The 1-8".


poolside acquaintance: Yeah man, they're so sick... so.... tell me about your stomach tat...

Skateshop guy: .....this one......

*stares into distance*

skateshop guy: .....this one you just wouldn't understand man....



*snaps back to reality*


skateshop guy: ......so what's up man, are you going to fuck my wife or what?



*end scene*
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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #225 on: August 21, 2018, 07:05:36 PM »
Bravo maestro
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #226 on: August 21, 2018, 08:45:11 PM »
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Photos were removed from Instagram, but rapscallion screenshotted them:

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only one i bothered to save

oh wait I lied I still had it open




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My best guess at what happened that day at the pool.



New poolside acquaintance at pool: ....so.... tell me about your white pride tatts....

Skateshop guy: oh yeah man, its just, like I'm proud of being white you know. ?!WHATYOUTHINKISHOULDBEASHAMEDOFMYHERITAGE?!

*his honky flesh becomes beet red with anger, and suppressed "urges"*

poolside acquaintance: oh no, I was just trying to make conversation.  I have a tat myself *very smug*.  Here, check it out...

*shows massive antihero tramp stamp*

Skateshop guy: Hell yeah bro! I love "The 1-8".


poolside acquaintance: Yeah man, they're so sick... so.... tell me about your stomach tat...

Skateshop guy: .....this one......

*stares into distance*

skateshop guy: .....this one you just wouldn't understand man....



*snaps back to reality*


skateshop guy: ......so what's up man, are you going to fuck my wife or what?



*end scene*
BRAVO

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #227 on: August 21, 2018, 09:06:43 PM »
Who the fuck would want his autograph?

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #228 on: August 21, 2018, 09:35:41 PM »
i wanna post this again too

because that fat, racist, loser photoshopped everyone in it




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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #229 on: August 21, 2018, 10:00:43 PM »
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Photos were removed from Instagram, but rapscallion screenshotted them:

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only one i bothered to save

oh wait I lied I still had it open




[close]
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My best guess at what happened that day at the pool.



New poolside acquaintance at pool: ....so.... tell me about your white pride tatts....

Skateshop guy: oh yeah man, its just, like I'm proud of being white you know. ?!WHATYOUTHINKISHOULDBEASHAMEDOFMYHERITAGE?!

*his honky flesh becomes beet red with anger, and suppressed "urges"*

poolside acquaintance: oh no, I was just trying to make conversation.  I have a tat myself *very smug*.  Here, check it out...

*shows massive antihero tramp stamp*

Skateshop guy: Hell yeah bro! I love "The 1-8".


poolside acquaintance: Yeah man, they're so sick... so.... tell me about your stomach tat...

Skateshop guy: .....this one......

*stares into distance*

skateshop guy: .....this one you just wouldn't understand man....



*snaps back to reality*


skateshop guy: ......so what's up man, are you going to fuck my wife or what?



*end scene*
BRAVO
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Bob fucked his wife?

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #230 on: August 22, 2018, 02:52:06 AM »

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Bob fucked his wife?
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Nah, too old for bob

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #231 on: August 23, 2018, 09:43:01 PM »
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We gotta get a hold of tosh and find out how good this fat dudes meth really is

https://www.instagram.com/p/BlcF4qQneZB/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=e71t680dpu6b
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what happens when the only people who buy your shit are overweight racists



Why is Saul Goodman in the back? Is he Uncle Jacks lawyer as well?

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #232 on: August 23, 2018, 10:00:49 PM »
Such a tame thread. Not a single person has offered to tongue punch wifey's fart box.

I sure would love to use my tongue to punch his wifey's fart box.

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #233 on: August 24, 2018, 08:18:34 AM »
Fat boy can get a FB review taken down in record time.
https://www.facebook.com/twofelons/

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #234 on: August 24, 2018, 09:11:07 AM »
Man those some great tattoos. Anybody know who does his work? Might be the same artist who did the Drake face tatt...linework is similar.

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #235 on: August 24, 2018, 12:30:48 PM »
I like the featured names of Jessee and Dressen on his shop

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #236 on: May 11, 2019, 07:41:38 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxTMQPrHTq4
Interesting shop to tag first...

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #237 on: May 11, 2019, 07:55:40 PM »
Shut the fuck up my guy. Leave Andy Jenkins alone.

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #238 on: May 11, 2019, 08:06:40 PM »
PC nerds who never been to said shop or know anything about it again OPINIONS . Fuckin dorks , balless titfuckers .

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Re: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons
« Reply #239 on: May 11, 2019, 08:15:11 PM »
PC nerds who never been to said shop or know anything about it again OPINIONS . Fuckin dorks , balless titfuckers .

Damn that cuts deep.