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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #60 on: August 24, 2018, 03:09:19 PM »
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Pretty much anyone on magenta, besides ben gore, jimmy lannon vivien feil and soy

I love Magenta but this is too true.

I'm still surprised they did a guest board with Carlos Young. Seems like a cool dude who can at least navigate SF hills, but idk if he can do much else (unless I'm missing something).

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #61 on: August 24, 2018, 03:10:15 PM »
brian lotti on yesterday's bobshirt interview, in response to "who do you like these days?":

"bobby de keyzer. really sick. sage. you know. sean pablo."

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #62 on: August 24, 2018, 03:13:10 PM »

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #63 on: August 24, 2018, 03:13:52 PM »
TK, though an eye sore on a skateboard has fakie lipslid 13 rails and had some pretty randomly gnarly things here or there.

I think SP back lipped a 6 rail for his ender in Purple. And that back tail shuv in that line...YIKES. Really bad. It wouldnt matter if he was am but the fact that SP actually has his name on a board is embarrassing.

id say the fact that he has his own shoe on converse is even more embarassing

the shoe alone is embarrassing. I think its safe to say TK held the top spot for a solid decade but has since been dethroned by Sean Pablo.

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #64 on: August 24, 2018, 03:18:43 PM »
Remember that spot in Skate1 where you played all of the different pros in SKATE down that cobblestone stairset

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #65 on: August 24, 2018, 03:19:39 PM »
TK, though an eye sore on a skateboard has fakie lipslid 13 rails and had some pretty randomly gnarly things here or there.

I think SP back lipped a 6 rail for his ender in Purple. And that back tail shuv in that line...YIKES. Really bad. It wouldnt matter if he was am but the fact that SP actually has his name on a board is embarrassing.

id say the fact that he has his own shoe on converse is even more embarassing

the shoe alone is embarrassing. I think its safe to say TK held the top spot for a solid decade but has since been dethroned by Sean Pablo.

its embarrassing to say the least but the sad part is there are kids out there that are going to buy them and totally back him....

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #66 on: August 24, 2018, 03:21:17 PM »
Even in the case of Aaron Kyro vs. TK - TK used to be good, whereas Kyro was never good.

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #67 on: August 24, 2018, 03:27:50 PM »
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really?!

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #68 on: August 24, 2018, 03:31:42 PM »
Was Shane Heyl ever officially pro or was he just getting bro boards from baker?

He had a board, but if you havent noticed baker turns everyone pro so it doesnt count.

I think Baker makes board with their friends names on them that are fun to hang out with, like Beagle and Shayne. 

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #69 on: August 24, 2018, 03:32:35 PM »
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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #70 on: August 24, 2018, 03:38:27 PM »
TK hands down. Lol I bet Chris Roberts is afraid to open this thread though.

The Chris Roberts made me lol. I don't know if its the lack of coverage but he didn't turn and stay pro for chocolate for no reason. Even if we don't see it I'd assume mike and Rick think he still deserves a board.

I'm hedging my bet on tk though.
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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #71 on: August 24, 2018, 03:44:13 PM »
its definitely lizzie armanto :(

when she was on that stupid etn poker show she didn't even come close to landing a wallie and barely made a slappy after three tries. she can totally do inverts though, if thats enough to have your name on a board.
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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #72 on: August 24, 2018, 03:46:39 PM »

TK shared a part with HK in baker2G. get out of jail free card for life.

Sean Pablo is the worst.

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #73 on: August 24, 2018, 03:48:16 PM »

SP doesnt go this fast or this big. he would never dare. or skate fakie or switch.

Not a fan of TK but bigger non fan of SP
I could see swan pablo easily kickflipping that gap and maaaybe fakie lip a handrail but....its just a theory so you win this round!

EDIT: on second thought... fuck that! The question was talent not gnar. Swan's got boardslide to feebles and impossible nose manuals. That takes more talent than hucking. Also, Swan's def got more tricks.
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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #74 on: August 24, 2018, 04:03:49 PM »

SP doesnt go this fast or this big. he would never dare. or skate fakie or switch.

Not a fan of TK but bigger non fan of SP
I could see swan pablo easily kickflipping that gap and maaaybe fakie lip a handrail but....its just a theory so you win this round!

EDIT: on second thought... fuck that! The question was talent not gnar. Swan's got boardslide to feebles and impossible nose manuals. That takes more talent than hucking. Also, Swan's def got more tricks.

The first time you ever saw TK was in a shared part with HK. you automatically get a pass for life on anything.

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #75 on: August 24, 2018, 04:06:13 PM »
Sean Pablo is so hit and miss for me. His switch stale in King Puppy was so impressive in my eyes, it's the only trick i remember from the video. His purple part was so weak though. I think he has merit but doesn't necessarily deserve a pro board.
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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #76 on: August 24, 2018, 04:26:31 PM »
i cant believe im here trying to convince people that TK isnt the worst...

thats how bad Sean Pablo sucks

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #77 on: August 24, 2018, 05:13:57 PM »
TK is this video got some gnarly shit like the fakie lip to fakie on a rail
Swan Pablo is the worst, i rather watch sinner skate than SP


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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #78 on: August 24, 2018, 05:18:45 PM »
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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #79 on: August 24, 2018, 05:27:43 PM »
Daryl
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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #80 on: August 24, 2018, 05:42:29 PM »
Nestor actually rips, TK is worse than any kid that's flow by 3 or more big companies. The worst pro on earth is kevin Rodriguez hes the wackest dude out. And kevin lowry sucks, a shame hes taking a spot on adidas and habitat.

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #81 on: August 24, 2018, 05:47:38 PM »
Also Daryl is almost always forgettable, but his nike sb chronicles vol 2 is amazing. I've watched that jawn like 10 times

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #82 on: August 24, 2018, 06:24:14 PM »
sean pablo and sean powers are equally the worst "pro" skaters

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #83 on: August 24, 2018, 06:37:56 PM »
The Magenta dudes minus Lannon and Gore are pretty soft

SP got bad style but damnit if he dont move product...which is the point of being pro

Tk been weak for a cold decade now

Shane Heyl had two tricks...now if you were to only have two tricks noseslide and back crooks would be my choice too, but thats not pro level at all.

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #84 on: August 24, 2018, 06:50:54 PM »
Nestor Judkins
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really?!

his 360 flips are so fucking good

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #85 on: August 24, 2018, 07:15:21 PM »
Chris Branagh.
haha I love that lil guy.. his love child part was amazing 😉

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2018, 07:46:45 PM »
Reynolds. He's a small bag of tricks, and skate the same ol spots over and over again since after The End.

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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #87 on: August 24, 2018, 08:13:56 PM »
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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #88 on: August 24, 2018, 08:30:17 PM »
Nestor Judkins
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Pretty much anyone on magenta, besides ben gore, jimmy lannon vivien feil and soy

I love Magenta but this is too true.

I'm still surprised they did a guest board with Carlos Young. Seems like a cool dude who can at least navigate SF hills, but idk if he can do much else (unless I'm missing something).
Carlos Young was more of a legacy thing. Look at him rip in Supernaut days



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Re: Least talented pro skater
« Reply #89 on: August 24, 2018, 08:36:32 PM »
I fucking love HUF....but I always felt he only had a handful of tricks.
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