I think Michelob Ultra Light would be more appropriate, but what the fuck do I know
Yo, that would be sick. I can see the ad:
Two women are sitting at a bar. One orders a white wine.
The second orders a Michelob Ultra Light.
Biebel, dressed like Macho Man Randy Savage, kicks his way through the fucking wall screaming "mash into a Michelob!" as the voice-over compares the caloric content of one can of Michelob Ultra Light to a glass of white wine.
...Although, now that I'm thinking about it, "bite into a Bud" is a much better tag line. I can see him now, snapping the necks off Bud bottles with those big ol' veneer Chicklets before pouring the innards into his mighty gullet.