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Yoshi is Proshi
« on: September 03, 2018, 05:40:10 AM »

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2018, 06:14:39 AM »
Wait, he went pro with a skatepark part? Really?
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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2018, 06:32:55 AM »
Where's stereo getting the money to do this? Two pros in one month??

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2018, 06:33:59 AM »
Where's stereo getting the money to do this? Two pros in one month??
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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2018, 06:40:17 AM »
stereo sells signed DVD's on their website

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2018, 06:53:28 AM »

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2018, 07:37:26 AM »
stereo sells signed DVD's on their website

Damn, lo and behold, $25 for a box set of A Visual Sound and Tincan Folklore signed by Pastras and JLee. Weird. Is that how cheap Stereo's legacy has become? It's honestly amazing it's still a company, but perhaps they're going the Black Label route where they never stop making boards, it just becomes less and less frequent during down times. Original Stereo was so sick, but I'm tired of them pushing it down our throats how sick it once was.

They should go back and form a team that actually puts out stylish footage. Having Jordan Hoffart and Yoshi as 2/3 of the pro roster is spitting on the original image of the company. Maybe if they do that, people will naturally remember what Stereo used to be about instead of them having to remind us, since obviously it isn't the same
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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2018, 07:43:03 AM »
Wait, he went pro with a skatepark part? Really?

yoshi has more street parts than any other am i can think of
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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2018, 07:53:43 AM »
I know Chris Pastras supposedly used to be cool but comes across like the most out of touch dude.

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2018, 08:02:55 AM »
I never heard of him but after watching his Berrics part, i don't know how i missed out until now

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« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2018, 08:16:46 AM »
Stereo was only good for a few short years. They've been shitty for 99% of their existence. Even Stereo 2.0 with Dollin and JR Neves was a lame shadow of real Stereo.

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2018, 08:42:46 AM »
Feels like a PR move to let youngsters know there's a skate company called Stereo. I could see him on Remive.

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2018, 08:55:05 AM »
who?

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2018, 09:10:42 AM »
surprised by all the hate this guy is getting. Watch this and reconsider:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk6AEegWYVw

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2018, 10:30:56 AM »
Yoshi can fuckin throw down and I'm glad he's pro, less glad it was for 2018-era Stereo.

Still can't get over just how awful of a decision it was to turn John Lupfer pro, no matter how good the dude still skates. Michael Sieben could have brought back Bueno for 1 day just to turn Nick McLouth pro, and that would've been a better business decision.

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2018, 10:47:18 AM »
I'm surprised he stuck around for so long, fuck.

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2018, 10:53:36 AM »
Yoshi can fuckin throw down and I'm glad he's pro, less glad it was for 2018-era Stereo.

Still can't get over just how awful of a decision it was to turn John Lupfer pro, no matter how good the dude still skates. Michael Sieben could have brought back Bueno for 1 day just to turn Nick McLouth pro, and that would've been a better business decision.

I’d buy at least two.

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2018, 11:02:08 AM »
no to be that guy but, who is john lupfer exactly?
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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2018, 11:07:59 AM »
Who remembers when yoshi took to the gram when he got kicked off Nike

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2018, 11:46:07 AM »
Amazed to see he’s only 22. Seems to have been putting out heavy am parts forever

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2018, 11:54:00 AM »
Who remembers when yoshi took to the gram when he got kicked off Nike
I remember, but had forgotten. Wonder of they kicked him of for not turning pro fast enough, it if it was because he was still sponsored by Stereo.
I like Yoshi. MD represent.

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2018, 12:02:24 PM »
Stereo was only good for a few short years. They've been shitty for 99% of their existence. Even Stereo 2.0 with Dollin and JR Neves was a lame shadow of real Stereo.

I feel Stereo got fucked when Giant Distribution went out of business. Maybe, if Giant would have held it together Stereo would be in a better place. I mean starting off the "re-boot" with Clint Peterson and Benny Fairfax was a great decision. Both of those dudes rip.

I think I still have a copy of Way Out East, which was an awesome tour video.

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2018, 02:49:13 PM »
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Wait, he went pro with a skatepark part? Really?
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yoshi has more street parts than any other am i can think of

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2018, 02:52:20 PM »
I know Chris Pastras supposedly used to be cool but comes across like the most out of touch dude.

He’s like the human form of a gentrified neighborhood

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« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2018, 03:01:30 PM »
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I know Chris Pastras supposedly used to be cool but comes across like the most out of touch dude.
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He’s like the human form of a gentrified neighborhood


He’s like the human form of a gentrified neighborhood. ...... AMAZING. DAMN.

He does have fun on his skateboard though!

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« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2018, 04:17:32 PM »
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I am so honored to pro for @stereoskateboards
Turning pro for Stereo is like marrying someone you accidentally impregnated.

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« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2018, 04:38:22 PM »
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Stereo was only good for a few short years. They've been shitty for 99% of their existence. Even Stereo 2.0 with Dollin and JR Neves was a lame shadow of real Stereo.
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I feel Stereo got fucked when Giant Distribution went out of business. Maybe, if Giant would have held it together Stereo would be in a better place. I mean starting off the "re-boot" with Clint Peterson and Benny Fairfax was a great decision. Both of those dudes rip.

I think I still have a copy of Way Out East, which was an awesome tour video.

I agree on Clint Peterson and Benny being good choices for the reboot, but it was like the 4th reboot. Even when they went to Giant they were entirely different than what they were before Jason Lee went Hollywood and they became just another company. That sounds like a teenage thing to say, but when he went full time actor Pastras or whoever was steering the ship went with what everybody else was doing and once you do that, that's what you are. We always talk about skaters coasting for decades off one or two videos, but Stereo is a whole brand that's done it. Real went generic too but their team and product are killer.

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2018, 05:04:09 PM »
he's good, not a lot to hate...adorable name to boot.

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« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2018, 05:06:35 PM »
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Who remembers when yoshi took to the gram when he got kicked off Nike
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I remember, but had forgotten. Wonder of they kicked him of for not turning pro fast enough, it if it was because he was still sponsored by Stereo.
I like Yoshi. MD represent.
I was invited by some friends to go out and film with James park (my mans and them) and yoshi was there. Truly jaw dropping to see him skate in person. My wives cousin grew up skating with him and said he could do every flat ground trick imaginable when he was like 15

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Re: Yoshi is Proshi
« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2018, 05:31:23 PM »
I never heard of him but after watching his Berrics part, i don't know how i missed out until now
Jason Lee too (and I worship his video days part)

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