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Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« on: September 04, 2018, 10:16:11 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=150&v=9yJFOAv3wmM

I wanna back this edit but I dunno it's pretty trife. I guess I could do without Eddie Murphy running around in fatface mostly. Also, no Matt Schlager seems like a real oversight.

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2018, 10:24:59 PM »
Eddie Murphy made it!

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2018, 12:14:56 AM »
yo stefan please correct me, but when I was staking the indoor skatepark in graz, there was this chubby dude that everyone cheered for and he consistently did sw and nollie flip variations over the hip with huge pop. I could not believe my eyes

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2018, 01:10:28 AM »
jenkem is for man-children

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2018, 09:05:47 AM »
Them knees...

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2018, 09:33:58 AM »
Pac man eating the cheeseburger was hilarious. Props to these fatties ripping they truly don't give a fuck

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2018, 09:42:36 AM »
Kinda surprised they didnt show that fat guy dressed like the dad from Family Matters 

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2018, 09:45:15 AM »
was that Reta at 1:20 ignoring the theme while powerless to the draw of attention?  Imagine wht they didn't let him do.

hi pitch loud guys who were fatter should be a like Friends section, then I show this kinda cheap camera n be all bangin.  You cant let me down bro got this new Pork Pie hat... just make it work.

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2018, 10:57:34 AM »
I guess they didn't accept my clips when I sent them in. I feel disrespected.

Jabari Pendleton is the shit.

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2018, 11:33:53 AM »
I guess they didn't accept my clips when I sent them in. I feel disrespected.

Jabari Pendleton is the shit.

Jabari Rools and hes a great guy too!


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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2018, 12:06:58 PM »
I guess they didn't accept my clips when I sent them in. I feel disrespected.

Jabari Pendleton is the shit.

Bummmer, but let's just assume they got lost in the shuffle of edgy article ideas across the editorial desktop.

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2018, 02:53:14 PM »
Well I did send them via carrier pigeon on laser discs. Come to think of it the load may have been a too much for the little dude.

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2018, 07:45:50 PM »
jenkem is for man-children

I feel like more than 80% of their content now is cringeworthy. Not like “oh, how edgy” but more of a like “Well guys the deadline is tomorrow so I guess we will just put out another awful, boring, and pointless article.” They started strong and faded just as fast.

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2018, 08:05:26 PM »
jenkem is for man-children

I feel like more than 80% of their content now is cringeworthy. Not like “oh, how edgy” but more of a like “Well guys the deadline is tomorrow so I guess we will just put out another awful, boring, and pointless article.” They started strong and faded just as fast.

This ain't print. There is no deadline.

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2018, 08:10:49 PM »
Pac man eating the cheeseburger was hilarious. Props to these fatties ripping they truly don't give a fuck
Of course your stupid shitty ass didn’t catch the obvious reference to one of the most epic videos ever
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2018, 06:03:39 AM »
Pac man eating the cheeseburger was hilarious. Props to these fatties ripping they truly don't give a fuck
Of course your stupid shitty ass didn’t catch the obvious reference to one of the most epic videos ever

You mean chomp on this? Relax Copernicus

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2018, 06:23:56 AM »
i'm not that fat and i always broke my board ! (what can i do?)
Possibilities are everywhere, search and enjoy.

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2018, 06:34:49 AM »
Kickflip back tail was beautiful

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2018, 08:20:28 AM »
First dude, wow, need more shirtless dad bod footage

Also, Matt Price is such a cutie, running into him was actually a starstruck moment for me...

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Re: Jenkem's Heaviest Part of All Time
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2018, 10:33:04 AM »
If I could get twice as good as skating by losing weight, I'd do it in a second. These guys have that option.