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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2018, 12:32:08 PM »


doesn't count, no longer pro.  although that shit IS fucking lame as all hell.

i can't work out who this is

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« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2018, 12:42:06 PM »


doesn't count, no longer pro.  although that shit IS fucking lame as all hell.

i can't work out who this is
the biggest kook who ever existed, complete joke

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« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2018, 01:28:29 PM »
& so what is wrong with the BA post?
 
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« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2018, 01:30:26 PM »
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« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2018, 01:40:59 PM »
I kind of agree with the BA post, I mean good for him for coming out but I think its just a little too much gay for the average straight male. my sexual insecurity 


so donít follow him ya dweeb

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« Reply #35 on: September 05, 2018, 01:45:46 PM »
No mention of MJ's new car or whatever that bullshit was? I guess it wasn't lame because he successfully trolled a bunch of people. Or maybe that made it more lame?

Also the Steve Berra airplane window.

What?? Is this like when he was posting a selfie everyday?

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« Reply #36 on: September 05, 2018, 01:50:02 PM »
Biebel is such a fucking kook.

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« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2018, 01:50:57 PM »
Shouts out to BA's husband for revving the confidence up, I back it

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2018, 01:56:23 PM »
No mention of MJ's new car or whatever that bullshit was? I guess it wasn't lame because he successfully trolled a bunch of people. Or maybe that made it more lame?

Also the Steve Berra airplane window.

What?? Is this like when he was posting a selfie everyday?

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« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2018, 02:05:01 PM »
I kind of agree with the BA post, I mean good for him for coming out but I think its just a little too much gay for the average straight male.

Has nothing to do with him being gay. Swap him for literally anyone else on Earth posting the same exact thing and it's still corny as fuck.

I agree.

thats it. Nothing against BA, his other posts are fine.

It is easy to find things for this tread but perfect ones would be if a pro slips one time thinking something is cool or deep.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2018, 03:06:26 PM »
& so what is wrong with the BA post?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #41 on: September 05, 2018, 03:46:58 PM »
Ill start



BA gives off the 'i'm officially out of the closet but not sure how I feel about it midlife crisis vibe' from his IG these days.

It's slightly awkward.

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« Reply #42 on: September 05, 2018, 03:48:47 PM »
That fit sucks.

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« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2018, 03:59:03 PM »
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So fucking true. IG will go down as a time piece as one of the biggest documentations of shameless human embarrassments ever existed.

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« Reply #44 on: September 05, 2018, 04:21:47 PM »
Instagram controlling our culture really bothers me it's like we have no culture, our culture is Instagram culture. Its totally physcho. I'm sure someone is going to chime in and convince me I'm wrong and Instagram is a necessity, which just verifies skaters are insanely addicted to IG.

Remember when it was widely accepted the industry is ran by high school drop outs and/or having a criminal record, and also commonly said, "If I wasn't doing this I'd be flipping burgers."

Now that instagram turned all those people into narcissists, they just stand on their social media soap box kooking it, being way too stuborn to admit they have developed a mental problem using Instagram too much.

"Its over-saturated, too much footage, I can't remember any clips" Then repeat again the next day x how many years now? We're all fucking lab rats. Just look up social media whistle blowers, they designed the apps to simulate crack cocaine.

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« Reply #45 on: September 05, 2018, 04:26:23 PM »
The worst is when a pro/any skater posts to their story saying something like, "New post! Go show some love, give some likes, etc" with a segment of the video included in the story to "tease" you.

"New post! Go like and comment"
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« Reply #46 on: September 05, 2018, 05:02:43 PM »
Instagram controlling our culture really bothers me it's like we have no culture, our culture is Instagram culture. Its totally physcho. I'm sure someone is going to chime in and convince me I'm wrong and Instagram is a necessity, which just verifies skaters are insanely addicted to IG.

Remember when it was widely accepted the industry is ran by high school drop outs and/or having a criminal record, and also commonly said, "If I wasn't doing this I'd be flipping burgers."

Now that instagram turned all those people into narcissists, they just stand on their social media soap box kooking it, being way too stuborn to admit they have developed a mental problem using Instagram too much.

"Its over-saturated, too much footage, I can't remember any clips" Then repeat again the next day x how many years now? We're all fucking lab rats. Just look up social media whistle blowers, they designed the apps to simulate crack cocaine.

i agree here

my homie was trying to scroll through instagram and show me shit while he was driving and actually thought there was nothing wrong with it

hell in a handbasket

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« Reply #47 on: September 05, 2018, 05:16:57 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #49 on: September 06, 2018, 02:08:23 PM »

There are dozens of us!!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #50 on: September 06, 2018, 02:24:08 PM »
travesura...


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #51 on: September 06, 2018, 03:09:59 PM »
Why is he posting the torsos of dead 12 year olds

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #52 on: September 06, 2018, 05:51:46 PM »
this could potentially be my new favourite thread


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #53 on: September 06, 2018, 05:59:50 PM »
leo got some tiny nips

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #54 on: September 06, 2018, 06:07:14 PM »
Ill start




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« Reply #55 on: September 06, 2018, 06:15:13 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #56 on: September 06, 2018, 06:16:43 PM »
BA's skateboarding career is definitely in its denouement phase.

Denouement, sounds like a gay bar for seniors or something  ;)

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #57 on: September 06, 2018, 06:59:31 PM »
Instagram controlling our culture really bothers me it's like we have no culture, our culture is Instagram culture. Its totally physcho. I'm sure someone is going to chime in and convince me I'm wrong and Instagram is a necessity, which just verifies skaters are insanely addicted to IG.

Remember when it was widely accepted the industry is ran by high school drop outs and/or having a criminal record, and also commonly said, "If I wasn't doing this I'd be flipping burgers."

Now that instagram turned all those people into narcissists, they just stand on their social media soap box kooking it, being way too stuborn to admit they have developed a mental problem using Instagram too much.

"Its over-saturated, too much footage, I can't remember any clips" Then repeat again the next day x how many years now? We're all fucking lab rats. Just look up social media whistle blowers, they designed the apps to simulate crack cocaine.

This post is 100% spot on. I've been reevaluating my IG use myself and have started to become a bit disillusioned with how narcissistic a lot of the pro's I used to look up to as a kid present themselves on social media. But as you've pointed out, the apps have been designed to be this addicting, so can you really blame that skate industry for falling for the trap? I imagine skateboarding hasn't been the only subculture to be negatively impacted by social media.

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« Reply #58 on: September 06, 2018, 07:04:55 PM »
Spanly is pretty good at The Instagram. I rather enjoy his posts.

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« Reply #59 on: September 06, 2018, 08:16:26 PM »


At least they got the dog dick in the shot.

I wouldn't even try to aquire an elephant that would be mad selfish I don't have the means to give him a comfortable life