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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #60 on: September 06, 2018, 08:27:56 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #61 on: September 06, 2018, 08:40:18 PM »


mikey taylor is such a bitchass. his marriage is on the rocks due to him being on his phone too much so he decides to turn to instagram for help. honestly if i was his wife i would be cheating on him by now........ with a black dude.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #62 on: September 06, 2018, 09:15:08 PM »
Mikey,spit the hay out of your mouth and go smash on your wife. Then go gram' it.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #63 on: September 07, 2018, 01:21:10 AM »
mikey on #humblebrag

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #64 on: September 07, 2018, 02:40:06 AM »
That recent story from Raven giving spitfire wheels to a scooter kid (i don't get it) and telling him to never ride bones and go grab a skateboard.
retarded

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« Reply #65 on: September 07, 2018, 03:52:12 AM »
Spanly is pretty good at The Instagram. I rather enjoy his posts.


likwise with jerry. perfect curation

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #66 on: September 07, 2018, 04:17:03 AM »
That recent story from Raven giving spitfire wheels to a scooter kid (i don't get it) and telling him to never ride bones and go grab a skateboard.
retarded

He is so close to loosing it..

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #67 on: September 07, 2018, 04:29:47 AM »


death


Well, this guy is just a complete clown to begin with, so by default, him using social media for anything is detrimental to himself.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #68 on: September 07, 2018, 05:14:54 AM »
still bummed mikey turned the flying strangers instagram into his podcast thing. rip so many good photos.
You got questions? Ask me like a fucking man. You know my Insta.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #69 on: September 07, 2018, 05:30:21 AM »
Mikey,spit the hay out of your mouth and go smash on your wife. Then go gram' it.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #70 on: September 07, 2018, 05:46:05 AM »


fool couldnt even balance his dream trick on the berrics let alone a real estate business

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #71 on: September 07, 2018, 05:50:07 AM »


fool couldnt even balance his dream trick on the berrics let alone a real estate business

this looks like a picture from a crate and barrel catalog

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« Reply #72 on: September 07, 2018, 06:12:05 AM »
Mikey Taylor's posturing like he's running a tech startup when really he's just flipping the odd house is hilarious. Also, he appears to think that balancing work and family, an act so common as to be a defining feature of modern adult life, is somehow unique to him.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #73 on: September 07, 2018, 07:38:27 AM »
Balancing working and having children is hard that's why there's almost 8,000,000,000 people on this planet

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #74 on: September 07, 2018, 07:46:09 AM »


fool couldnt even balance his dream trick on the berrics let alone a real estate business

this looks like a picture from a crate and barrel catalog
It looks like hes doing acid for the first time.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #75 on: September 07, 2018, 09:53:12 AM »
didn't this guy 'hate' instagram in 2016?


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #76 on: September 07, 2018, 09:59:36 AM »

Imagine being older than 14 and still thinking smoking weed was sick

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #77 on: September 07, 2018, 10:03:23 AM »
BA's skateboarding career is definitely in its denouement phase.

Denouement, sounds like a gay bar for seniors or something  ;)

Ha! Sure does. Gaynouement.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #78 on: September 07, 2018, 10:04:14 AM »
Ill start




that fit is only fire if you get fucked in the ass. if DLoy was rocking that shit, people would be up in arms.

I get fucked in the ass and you wouldn't catch me dead in this horrible getup. Kook city all the way.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #79 on: September 07, 2018, 10:14:45 AM »


fool couldnt even balance his dream trick on the berrics let alone a real estate business

this looks like a picture from a crate and barrel catalog
It looks like hes doing acid for the first time.

hahahahahaha

"hey bro, take a few pics of me 'doing business' so that I can post them to instagram"
What an absolute douche.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #80 on: September 07, 2018, 10:21:02 AM »
I didn't know I could like Mikey Taylor less but here we are

fucked up my MCL so now I shitpost on slap

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #81 on: September 07, 2018, 11:40:59 AM »
Mikey Taylor is a dork and Leo has tiny nips. We all knew this by 2006 at the very latest

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #82 on: September 07, 2018, 12:27:19 PM »
Story of my life, get up my confidence to go to da club only to be shown up by professional pussy slayers like these guys.  Biebs trying to tone down those teeth with nicotine stain and no Budweiser in sight.  These "lame" posts are actually the most insightful ones.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #83 on: September 07, 2018, 12:59:15 PM »


If enough of us tag Mikey in this Brian Sumner post we can help God, help Brian Sumner, Help Mikey save his marriage


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #84 on: September 07, 2018, 01:51:35 PM »
DANGER DANGER


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #85 on: September 07, 2018, 01:52:27 PM »
love tony forever, but nyjah has some dope acting skills:


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #86 on: September 07, 2018, 07:41:01 PM »
love tony forever, but nyjah has some dope acting skills:



Imagine having to wear a Monster energy drink hatall the time?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #87 on: September 07, 2018, 08:09:03 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #88 on: September 07, 2018, 08:13:49 PM »


Maybe my distaste should be aimed at whoever made the video, but the lil' stance change and "powerslide" are especially cringe-y

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #89 on: September 07, 2018, 08:24:54 PM »


If enough of us tag Mikey in this Brian Sumner post we can help God, help Brian Sumner, Help Mikey save his marriage



God speak sounds just as ridiculous to me as flat earth nonsense. I wonder if humankind will ever collectively (or mostly) move past that regressive concept?