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« Reply #60 on: September 07, 2018, 09:03:58 PM »
I knew he was a kook ever since he went on the nine club and when talking about villager goods or whatever the coconut water company is called he said "I don't care about the environ...." then held his tongue, realising it could potentially be bad for the company. I double dare anyone to listen to this guys podcast.

I will still enjoy his mindfield part, but this guy is a money-hungry asshole.
I should have known. I have contacted him thinking it was great to create something to help skateboarding people to save and invest some money (Iam helping to manage institutional pension plan investment for a living). He told me he was savy on investments when he’s only doing a real estate fund on a value added strategy late in the cycle.
Just figured out, he’s looking only for the money for him and his « friends ». No need to say I have stopped any communication with him.

Imagine picking up the phone and hearing Mikey Taylor say this you.
You'd have to speak horse

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« Reply #61 on: September 07, 2018, 10:24:43 PM »
WHAT THE FUCK SORT OF NAME FOR A CAPITAL FIRM IS “COMMUNE?!”

Other names considered were Wealthcare and Shitpile but Commune just had that perfect euphemistic ring to it.

Venture capital is literally killing me. Please help.

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« Reply #62 on: September 08, 2018, 05:27:22 AM »
these are the types of people influencing Mikey

anybody remember this show?
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« Reply #63 on: September 08, 2018, 05:46:47 AM »
sounds like a  tax loophole scam on the backs of the less fortunate, you can tell he has no idea what he is doing and that he's simply a horse face of the brand.

this too.




"OMG guys I'm ALWAYS on the phone. Its a big part of being important and successful. With that being said, the people whom I claim to love and care about are ALWAYS getting in the way of my success. My nagging wife keeps telling me how rude it is that I ignore her and my daughter to play on the phone all day. I agree with her, but its been really tough thinking about prioritizing family over my greed and self interested actions.

Where's the sweet spot? I've been told you sacrifice something to build you own business, but I never thought my family would be this hard to get rid of...

Does anyone else struggle with picking half baked get rich quick schemes over their family? Has anyone found ways to make them go away?"
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« Reply #64 on: September 08, 2018, 06:41:15 AM »
Look at his daughters face while he pushes minorities/the poor out of their communities. Then look at his face.


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« Reply #65 on: September 08, 2018, 07:25:53 AM »
Definitely don't get the "Here I am neglecting my family" posts or the urge to broadcast it.

I feel like he thinks he's an investment genius/can't lose now because he's done well with St. Archer and Villager. The thing about lucky streaks is that they do end.

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« Reply #66 on: September 08, 2018, 07:52:36 AM »
Why is his daughter wearing black latex gloves? I want to give the benefit of the doubt and say she's doing a traditional tattoo apprenticeship but BoMike Horseman wouldn't allow that on his white couches I'm sure. Mikey I only care about you while you're doing a fs feeble so knock it off and go skate.

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« Reply #67 on: September 08, 2018, 08:01:38 AM »

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« Reply #68 on: September 08, 2018, 08:44:54 AM »

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« Reply #69 on: September 08, 2018, 09:12:25 AM »
Who in the world would trust a grown man who calls himself "Mikey".

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« Reply #70 on: September 08, 2018, 09:29:52 AM »
It all just looks like any other online marketing scheme.
He presents a false image of prosperity in hopes that someone will donate(invest).

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« Reply #71 on: September 08, 2018, 09:57:48 AM »
sounds like a  tax loophole scam on the backs of the less fortunate, you can tell he has no idea what he is doing and that he's simply a horse face of the brand.

this too.


I totally get where he's coming from. Having all you're dreams come true, being a millionaire, owning your own skateboard company, getting to do whatever you want and having a family that loves you and supports you even though you neglect them out of sheer greed is fucking tough. Dudes making minimum wage and living paycheck to paycheck have it easy.

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« Reply #72 on: September 08, 2018, 10:03:58 AM »
Dude is morally corrupt and equates money to success. He’s providing for his family 10 times over by exploiting and displacing low income families. What a great father and role model. Really hope the skate community doesn’t have to see his face around much longer.

you sir have nailed the facts, must be nice to retreat to the Valley. Total fucking looser since birth

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« Reply #73 on: September 08, 2018, 10:28:59 AM »
I wonder if any of the others actually listen to what Mikey is saying. Judging by this picture, I'd say no.



Also:

Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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« Reply #74 on: September 08, 2018, 10:34:27 AM »
I wonder if any of the others actually listen to what Mikey is saying. Judging by this picture, I'd say no.



Also:



Talking business while wearing a backwards baseball hat is a "power move".

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« Reply #75 on: September 08, 2018, 11:03:57 AM »
Got more gum line than Russia has internet troll bots

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« Reply #76 on: September 08, 2018, 11:28:01 AM »
whatever freshman-on-their-way-to-a-BFA-program-dropout that made that logo is going to be super bummed about putting it in a portfolio in 5 years

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« Reply #77 on: September 08, 2018, 11:40:04 AM »
How much does this guy really have to talk about? His new patio furniture? So confused....


Edit: Less confused now that I see his IG is 90% pictures of himself

MIKEY HERE.. YUP.. YEAH..

OK LISTEN, YOU GOTTA GIVE ME SOME MONEY, I SMILE A LOT AND AM SUPER BUSY WITH BUSINESS.

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« Reply #78 on: September 08, 2018, 01:24:41 PM »
I think the guy has the right intentions but is lost. The last thing this world needs is another wealthy young entrepreneur humble bragging about how hard they work & then throwing a cheesy motivational quote up on social media.

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« Reply #79 on: September 08, 2018, 01:31:26 PM »
I wonder if any of the others actually listen to what Mikey is saying. Judging by this picture, I'd say no.



Also:



Sadly, he posted this shit on his linkedin and people are riding his nuts super hard. "Oh, Mikey you've got to take a breather."

Apparently, he is also involved in something called Avini Intelligence. It is supposed to be an online "education" thing (podcast TED wanna-be?). It starts off discussing "Chamber Theory," which basically states, "If humans are in the same place at the same time they might decide to do stuff together," which is fucking brilliant! Look out social-psychology Mikey Taylor is about to disrupt your whole science with this break through.

I swear every person who refuses to read a fucking book thinks that they are brilliant.

Taylor = Borra Jr.




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I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"that guy is double parked."
"Who cares? there are people starving to death! besides, how does that affect you? does it lessen the joy of parking?

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« Reply #80 on: September 08, 2018, 02:24:50 PM »
Looks like the sort of dude who walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"

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« Reply #81 on: September 08, 2018, 04:39:32 PM »
entrepreneur? more like lots of manure

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« Reply #82 on: September 08, 2018, 06:54:09 PM »
Can't deny the cringeworthy IG & YouTube stuff, but better to be where he apparently is than starting a GoFundme for new teeth or because you are finishing your pro career.

He invested in storage units at 19, that alone puts him in a better spot than probably 90% of ex-pros. Now I have no idea if this commune capital group is a good operator, but not sure all the hate is really deserved.

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« Reply #83 on: September 08, 2018, 07:24:57 PM »

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« Reply #84 on: September 08, 2018, 08:35:33 PM »
Why is he wearing backwards hats now? Im guessing he's probably switched his style from gravis dylan to subject to change dylan.

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« Reply #85 on: September 08, 2018, 09:09:35 PM »
sounds like a  tax loophole scam on the backs of the less fortunate, you can tell he has no idea what he is doing and that he's simply a horse face of the brand.

this too.


Find it hard to believe this cunt is smart enough to buy buildings, yet asks marital advice on social media.

Fun Fact : His wife's name is Jenny Taylor (Genitalia)
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« Reply #86 on: September 09, 2018, 05:48:55 AM »
So who took that picture? Was it a random candid shot or did he purposely stage a scene of him “looking busy”? I’m going with the latter.

The wife that he's not spending any time with took it

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« Reply #87 on: September 09, 2018, 07:47:36 AM »
sounds like a  tax loophole scam on the backs of the less fortunate, you can tell he has no idea what he is doing and that he's simply a horse face of the brand.

this too.


Find it hard to believe this cunt is smart enough to buy buildings, yet asks marital advice on social media.

He is probably just a paper president. His CFO and business partner are brothers from a successful business family in the area. They are most likely laundering money and using Mikey’s happy-go-lucky attitude as a front. Maybe I have been binging on Ozark too much but the whole company seems fishy. Why would an MBA from Pepperdine and his accountant brother partner with a former pro skater To purchase defunct grocery stores and storage lockers all over the US?

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« Reply #88 on: September 09, 2018, 08:00:59 AM »
WHAT THE FUCK SORT OF NAME FOR A CAPITAL FIRM IS “COMMUNE?!”

Hey Mikey boy, you should definitely branch out to Paris. They would absolutely love your brand over there.
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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« Reply #89 on: September 10, 2018, 04:53:06 AM »

this felt like a transition piece from a