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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #210 on: August 30, 2018, 11:21:34 PM »
Dude he actually made a cheesy music video called “masons mom” and it’s about fucking mason merlinos mom. Because she’s hot. He said he made that video and Merlino got so bummed that they aren’t friends anymore.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #211 on: August 31, 2018, 03:44:51 AM »
Dude he actually made a cheesy music video called “masons mom” and it’s about fucking mason merlinos mom. Because she’s hot. He said he made that video and Merlino got so bummed that they aren’t friends anymore.

Looks like he's mentally ill.


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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #212 on: August 31, 2018, 03:52:57 AM »
Dude he actually made a cheesy music video called “masons mom” and it’s about fucking mason merlinos mom. Because she’s hot. He said he made that video and Merlino got so bummed that they aren’t friends anymore.

Looks like he's mentally ill.



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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #213 on: August 31, 2018, 04:45:55 AM »
I'm not against smoking weed but this whole thing does seem to be a case of Marijuana-Induced Psychosis

If you already have a personality disorder and then you start smoking pot 24/7, this is the result

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #214 on: August 31, 2018, 05:24:20 AM »

His next move.

Interesting first post.  But this probably isn't your first time here.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #215 on: August 31, 2018, 07:42:09 AM »
I'm not against smoking weed but this whole thing does seem to be a case of Marijuana-Induced Psychosis

If you already have a personality disorder and then you start smoking pot 24/7, this is the result
Yeah if you have mental illness weed definitely will bring it out of you. Starts to usually manifest itself more around the age I'd assume Jerry is too. Early to mid 20's. That's how we learnt one of our buddies was schizophrenic. Weed started making him hear voices n shit.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #216 on: August 31, 2018, 07:48:29 AM »
that video was hilarious. but also disturbing to mason and mason's mom. we should get him to post on here.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #217 on: August 31, 2018, 08:15:17 AM »
that video was hilarious. but also disturbing to mason and mason's mom. we should get him her to post on here.

Never too late to get a hot mom over here I guess....
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #218 on: August 31, 2018, 08:47:54 AM »
Cheeky metal songs about mom’s by flamboyant pros is nothing new

May I present Exhibit A:

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #219 on: August 31, 2018, 10:40:38 AM »
I'm not against smoking weed but this whole thing does seem to be a case of Marijuana-Induced Psychosis

If you already have a personality disorder and then you start smoking pot 24/7, this is the result
I’d attribute it to the massive amount of cocaine and crack he’s done.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #220 on: August 31, 2018, 10:57:38 AM »
Crack cocaine, and leather doughnuts!👍

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #221 on: August 31, 2018, 03:21:05 PM »
Cheeky metal songs about mom’s by flamboyant pros is nothing new

May I present Exhibit A:



I fux with Metal Moms heavily. Get at me.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #222 on: August 31, 2018, 03:56:58 PM »
I find it hard to believe that Gurney actually inhales.

I think he probably is like my old roomate who would take massive bong rips only to cough it all out before even getting it down

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #223 on: August 31, 2018, 04:31:57 PM »
I hope he’s getting paid well by his new sponsors.
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #224 on: August 31, 2018, 04:52:44 PM »

His next move.

Interesting first post.  But this probably isn't your first time here.

Been lurking for a bit. Was drunk last night and decided to finally take the plunge.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #225 on: August 31, 2018, 06:37:20 PM »
haha that music video is insane. he reminds me of my friend who had a problem with coke and was drinking so much at the time. he would always make some crazy instagram/snapchat videos similar to jerry’s.

he’s of coke & social media now.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #226 on: August 31, 2018, 06:51:25 PM »
Saw his insta story. He's still riding a BW throne deck.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #227 on: August 31, 2018, 08:12:36 PM »
I like the character this dude brings to skateboarding.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #228 on: August 31, 2018, 08:27:13 PM »
Big props to Jerry dude can skate.

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #229 on: August 31, 2018, 09:25:24 PM »
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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #230 on: August 31, 2018, 10:53:51 PM »
Cheeky metal songs about mom’s by flamboyant pros is nothing new

May I present Exhibit A:


and look where Simon ended up, coming on slap every 3 months to preach the word of the lord

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #231 on: September 01, 2018, 06:53:46 AM »
Thought you said nick Merlino. Then I started thinking of his dad .

Now think about your dad
I wanna meet that dad
Doo da doo doo

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #232 on: September 14, 2018, 07:18:23 PM »
Jerry Gurney on psychosis

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #233 on: September 14, 2018, 07:32:55 PM »
Cheeky metal songs about mom’s by flamboyant pros is nothing new

May I present Exhibit A:


and look where Simon ended up, coming on slap every 3 months to preach the word of the lord

What was Simon's screen name? I'd like to see the posts

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Re: Jerry Gurney takes the piss
« Reply #234 on: September 15, 2018, 07:49:41 AM »
Cheeky metal songs about mom’s by flamboyant pros is nothing new

May I present Exhibit A:


and look where Simon ended up, coming on slap every 3 months to preach the word of the lord

What was Simon's screen name? I'd like to see the posts
It's a tricky one but once you know it it's easy to work out who he posts as, here it is, you ready?









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