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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2018, 02:35:55 AM »
This dude looks like Ross from Friends when he got his teeth whitened.

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2018, 03:03:13 AM »

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2018, 03:15:47 AM »
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2018, 03:35:43 AM »
What even is AH in 2018?

'a fuck your condo but check out these pearly whites production'

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2018, 04:42:21 AM »
last area of SF to be gentrified

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2018, 05:12:45 AM »


Andy should have gone the Shane McGowan route and got some deliberately imperfect dentures. He looks fucking ridiculous now - even worse than Beebz.

Got love for him still tho

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2018, 05:13:55 AM »
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amazing!

Best thing I've read on here today.

He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2018, 06:07:20 AM »
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Best thing I've read on here today.

He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
  You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age.  Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.
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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2018, 06:11:02 AM »
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amazing!
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Best thing I've read on here today.

He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
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  You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age.  Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.

Andy Roy is known for his superior genetics and resilience.
Hes an example of evolutionary perfection.
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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2018, 06:11:45 AM »
  You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age.  Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.

i thank my lucky stars i dont have those genes.

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2018, 06:18:59 AM »
I was hoping this was a typo and that Andy finally got a real job.

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2018, 06:21:23 AM »
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amazing!
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Best thing I've read on here today.

He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
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  You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age.  Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.
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Andy Roy is known for his superior genetics and resilience.
Hes an example of evolutionary perfection.

 -Blah blah blah- but he looks young -girls are into it,  so..
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #42 on: September 13, 2018, 06:22:43 AM »
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amazing!
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Best thing I've read on here today.

He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
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  You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age.  Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.

Hats can cover bald spots but they can’t cover your retirement, your kids college fund, your mortgage, or your bills. Oh they also can’t cover the cost to get new teeth either apparently since he crowdsourced a portion of this on gofundme.

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #43 on: September 13, 2018, 06:29:17 AM »
Diarrhea syrup on an ice cream sundae
Denali 23's on my '86 Hyundai


Seriously, though. This fool can eat corn on the cob again, and he's probably delighted.

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #44 on: September 13, 2018, 06:36:31 AM »
Diarrhea syrup on an ice cream sundae
Denali 23's on my '86 Hyundai


Seriously, though. This fool can eat corn on the cob again, and he's probably delighted.

It's actually not recommended

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2018, 06:39:51 AM »
Forever, or just while the implants are new?

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #47 on: September 13, 2018, 06:53:40 AM »
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amazing!
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Best thing I've read on here today.

He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
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  You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age.  Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #48 on: September 13, 2018, 07:03:40 AM »
Forever, or just while the implants are new?

It depends on how good they are. With the shape his mouth was in before and how quickly he appeared with these they're probably dentures and/or bridges. Implants and whatever would be tens of thousands of dollars. He was totally missing his front teeth right? If he bit into corn on the cob with dentures/bridges they'd likely snap right off. I have a bridge that was pulled out by a starburst.

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #49 on: September 13, 2018, 07:26:19 AM »
Shit, sorry to hear that. Yeah, I failed to consider how quickly these appeared, as implants with individual posts can take forever.

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #50 on: September 13, 2018, 07:28:20 AM »
Giggity Giggity Alright!

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #51 on: September 13, 2018, 07:45:00 AM »
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amazing!
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Best thing I've read on here today.

He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
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  You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age.  Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.
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Andy Roy is known for his superior genetics and resilience.

Yeah, like a cockroach.

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #52 on: September 13, 2018, 07:56:35 AM »

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #53 on: September 13, 2018, 08:50:43 AM »
The man is probably just happy to eat again

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #54 on: September 13, 2018, 08:53:30 AM »
When did we start calling teeth jibs?

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #55 on: September 13, 2018, 09:46:52 AM »
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last area of SF to be gentrified
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amazing!
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Best thing I've read on here today.

He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
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  You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age.  Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.
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Hats can cover bald spots but they can’t cover your retirement, your kids college fund, your mortgage, or your bills. Oh they also can’t cover the cost to get new teeth either apparently since he crowdsourced a portion of this on gofundme.

Go back to your condo yuppie! You can keep your precious "mortgage and college fund", me and roy will be on the streets whitening our pearls!

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #56 on: September 13, 2018, 09:49:06 AM »
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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #57 on: September 13, 2018, 10:01:00 AM »
“Preciate chu”

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #58 on: September 13, 2018, 10:19:55 AM »
he did a 1488 to his mouth: “we must secure the existence of our dentures and a future for white teeth.”

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Re: andy roy gets new jibs
« Reply #59 on: September 13, 2018, 10:28:28 AM »
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