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Winkowski & Baker???
« on: September 15, 2018, 05:06:00 PM »
After seeing all of the Winkowski footage with him skating and hanging with all the Emerica guys I think he would fit better riding for Baker than Santa Cruz. Baker’s got a good transition thing going with Kader and Zach and Winkowski would just make it better.
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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2018, 05:21:33 PM »
Winkowski has been known to smoke weed and eat mushrooms.
And those activities will make the Boss cry.


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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2018, 06:53:18 PM »
After seeing all of the Winkowski footage with him skating and hanging with all the Emerica guys I think he would fit better riding for Baker than Santa Cruz. Baker’s got a good transition thing going with Kader and Zach and Winkowski would just make it better.

Theres not much good about Zach, kader is way ahead of him.

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2018, 06:55:00 PM »

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2018, 07:02:48 PM »
Nobody else wants anyone good to ride for Santa Cruz, but i do

i really like the team they have

Asta, Winkowski and especially Gartland are nuts

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2018, 07:44:33 PM »
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After seeing all of the Winkowski footage with him skating and hanging with all the Emerica guys I think he would fit better riding for Baker than Santa Cruz. Baker’s got a good transition thing going with Kader and Zach and Winkowski would just make it better.
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Theres not much good about Zach, kader is way ahead of him.

I’d agree with that, I’ve just never though Zach was that good or that sick

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2018, 08:44:28 PM »
Nobody else wants anyone good to ride for Santa Cruz, but i do

i really like the team they have

Asta, Winkowski and especially Gartland are nuts

Santa Cruz is the old uncle of skate companies, still slams beer and rolls pinners, but the kids don't wanna hang.

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2018, 11:29:07 PM »
seeing as he's the graying bowl trolls' wet dream of skateboarding future I'm going to assume that the graying boll trolls' brand of choice is going to write him a long series of progressively larger checks but it's fun to pretend

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2018, 12:47:08 AM »
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After seeing all of the Winkowski footage with him skating and hanging with all the Emerica guys I think he would fit better riding for Baker than Santa Cruz. Baker’s got a good transition thing going with Kader and Zach and Winkowski would just make it better.
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Theres not much good about Zach, kader is way ahead of him.
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I’d agree with that, I’ve just never though Zach was that good or that sick

At some point a kid in a beanie doing one foots gets old

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2018, 03:23:53 AM »
Yes, go to baker ya hand planting gigalo

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2018, 10:48:45 AM »
He’s known to ride Scram boards nearly as often as he rides his Santa Cruz model. So, I don’t see him going to Baker.

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2018, 10:50:15 AM »
He'll probably stay on santa cruz for a long time

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2018, 11:33:15 AM »
i didn't know santa cruz was still a company until 2017 i'm not lying

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« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2018, 11:34:28 AM »
Yes, go to baker ya hand planting gigalo

It would be so sick if Winkowski was a gigolo

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2018, 07:25:55 PM »
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Nobody else wants anyone good to ride for Santa Cruz, but i do

i really like the team they have

Asta, Winkowski and especially Gartland are nuts
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Santa Cruz is the old uncle of skate companies, still slams beer and rolls pinners, but the kids don't wanna hang.
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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2018, 08:09:25 PM »
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Nobody else wants anyone good to ride for Santa Cruz, but i do

i really like the team they have

Asta, Winkowski and especially Gartland are nuts
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Santa Cruz is the old uncle of skate companies, still slams beer and rolls pinners, but the kids don't wanna hang.
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Accurate

seeing as he's the graying bowl trolls' wet dream of skateboarding future I'm going to assume that the graying boll trolls' brand of Christmas choice is going to write him a long series of progressively larger checks but it's fun to pretend

In ten years Baker will be taking in the nostalgia cash, is they aren’t already. And young kids will complain about your lame asses.

Kids that started the late 90’s/early 2000’s are bitching about no complies the way 80’s dudes complained about small wheels.

Winkowski needs to be on a company that can make him the board he wants, rather than Baker, which makes the boringest popsicle shit ever, and just relies on branding.
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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2018, 08:35:19 PM »
In ten years Baker will be taking in the nostalgia cash, is they aren’t already. And young kids will complain about your lame asses.

Kids that started the late 90’s/early 2000’s are bitching about no complies the way 80’s dudes complained about small wheels.

Winkowski needs to be on a company that can make him the board he wants, rather than Baker, which makes the boringest popsicle shit ever, and just relies on branding.

I don't care who Baker or Santa Cruz do or don't sign, at all, but I must interject that Baker made T-Funk a cruiser shape and he's riding it in Street Sweeper

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2018, 09:22:07 PM »
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In ten years Baker will be taking in the nostalgia cash, is they aren’t already. And young kids will complain about your lame asses.

Kids that started the late 90’s/early 2000’s are bitching about no complies the way 80’s dudes complained about small wheels.

Winkowski needs to be on a company that can make him the board he wants, rather than Baker, which makes the boringest popsicle shit ever, and just relies on branding.
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I don't care who Baker or Santa Cruz do or don't sign, at all, but I must interject that Baker made T-Funk a cruiser shape and he's riding it in Street Sweeper

Thank you, I went and checked, and they actually have 3 ‘shaped’ boards.

All of them were boring as fuck, but yes, ever-so-slightly district from their popsicles

And on a side note, the graphics are all objectively terrible.
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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2018, 10:28:00 PM »
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In ten years Baker will be taking in the nostalgia cash, is they aren’t already. And young kids will complain about your lame asses.

Kids that started the late 90’s/early 2000’s are bitching about no complies the way 80’s dudes complained about small wheels.

Winkowski needs to be on a company that can make him the board he wants, rather than Baker, which makes the boringest popsicle shit ever, and just relies on branding.
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I don't care who Baker or Santa Cruz do or don't sign, at all, but I must interject that Baker made T-Funk a cruiser shape and he's riding it in Street Sweeper
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Thank you, I went and checked, and they actually have 3 ‘shaped’ boards.

All of them were boring as fuck, but yes, ever-so-slightly district from their popsicles

And on a side note, the graphics are all objectively terrible.

can you even ollie???

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2018, 10:32:37 PM »
Terribly for about 30 years.

Can you even bertleman?
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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2018, 07:19:21 AM »
Terribly for about 30 years.

Can you even bertleman?

im not into gay shit

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2018, 07:52:54 AM »

can you even ollie???


im not into gay shit


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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2018, 08:03:40 AM »
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After seeing all of the Winkowski footage with him skating and hanging with all the Emerica guys I think he would fit better riding for Baker than Santa Cruz. Baker’s got a good transition thing going with Kader and Zach and Winkowski would just make it better.
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Theres not much good about Zach, kader is way ahead of him.
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I’d agree with that, I’ve just never though Zach was that good or that sick
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At some point a kid in a beanie doing one foots gets old

Same goes for a wannabe Viking.

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2018, 08:08:45 AM »
If you do a bertleman I hate you.

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2018, 08:13:23 AM »
If you do a bertleman I hate you.

I can live with that.

I do Coleman slides too, but keep it under your hat

But I am hardly interesting enough to talk about, let’s talk about what s lame graphic Winkowski would get if he went to Baekir
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« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2018, 09:23:31 AM »
Santa Cruz is the old drunk uncle of skate companies.

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2018, 11:54:57 AM »
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If you do a bertleman I hate you.
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let’s talk about what s lame graphic Winkowski would get if he went to Baekir

Going out on a limb here, but it would say "BAKER" on the bottom and lots of stupid people would comment things like "100%" and "that's fire AF".

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2018, 11:56:58 AM »
I understand why people are into this dude,  but he totally skates like a Juggalo.  15 second long handstands for the dark carnival


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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2018, 07:26:55 PM »
I understand why people are into this dude,  but he totally skates like a Juggalo.  15 second long handstands for the dark carnival

woah woah woah, since when is that an insult?!

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Re: Winkowski & Baker???
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2018, 08:04:50 PM »
Winkowski would make a great gigalo. Have you seen him shirtless? Hubba, hubba.
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