Author Topic: i won the lottery  (Read 6071 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

bawtawdwon

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 42
  • Rep: -68
  • cant ban the snowman
i won the lottery
« on: September 16, 2018, 04:50:19 PM »
358k after taxes. Moved to Kentucky bought a big ass house like a cowboy nigga.

So I bought this too, only 60k


And I just smoke weed and fuck prostitutes. And invest too. And I fuck this trap too whenever for free.


And I don't skate but I can, but I don't care cause I'm rich and inbested super good.

And I just do things like go bar drink an coke, kinda like nyjah. But yea so fuck everyone basically.



You didn't think it was possible

bawtawdwon

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 42
  • Rep: -68
  • cant ban the snowman
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2018, 04:52:57 PM »
And I'm staying off slap still cause its gay except dill manikin, plus I win win I don't slap.

I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 576
  • Rep: -156
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2018, 04:53:46 PM »

Francis Xavier

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 6729
  • Rep: 2137
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2018, 04:54:59 PM »
Glad your alive,I think.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

Pigeon

  • Guest
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2018, 05:10:57 PM »
I’m glad you’re inbested well. Don’t blow it all on dog drugs and hookers.

Betaphenylethylalamine

  • Trade Count: (-2)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3297
  • Rep: -138
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2018, 05:18:56 PM »
You're not rich

That's about 5-6 years salary

Congrats
Gentleman ninja warlock

ungzilla

  • Guest
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2018, 05:34:27 PM »
finally, a thousandaire w/o delusions of grandeur

Dwyck

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2247
  • Rep: 150
  • Harley-Davidson Ironwing
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2018, 06:05:36 PM »
really worried if this is true
Regular stance is a mental disorder defined by the DSM-5

NegativeCreep

  • Guest
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2018, 07:43:58 PM »
Some people dream of winning the lottery and quitting their job, others dream of quitting Slap.

iKobrakai

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4105
  • Rep: -718
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2018, 10:43:18 PM »
Don't have to be a genius to see how this is gonna end.

Oh, well, good luck, kid.

somethingmustbreaknow

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 5279
  • Rep: 477
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2018, 12:51:45 AM »
everything posted on the internet is true.

Owen

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3257
  • Rep: 296
    • My Photos avatar image
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2018, 05:01:32 AM »
Jorts
Anklets
Rat tails
Sling shots
Toe rings
Shuv it tail grabs
Jump ramps

feedmeseymour

  • Guest
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2018, 05:07:37 AM »
damn congrats! i cant wait to see how many accounts you make with all your new found free time.

Sleazy

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 17242
  • Rep: 256
  • tiger style
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2018, 06:21:00 AM »
you're not rich by a long shot and wasting money like this will have you broke and full of regret in no time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeOUty4SWvI
« Last Edit: September 17, 2018, 10:47:21 AM by Sleazy »

givecigstosurfgroms

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 7013
  • Rep: -958
  • User posts join approval queueModerated
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2018, 06:51:10 AM »
  Buy some surfboards dude single fins and get to baja or mainland mex.  Go cheap too.  Saladita (misspelled) is a perfect spot to learn to surf.   
    Congratulations on the scrilla. Make a dollar out of you're 15cents
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

jomeara1

  • Guest
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2018, 07:23:00 AM »
Not saying you’re lying or anything. And if it’s true congrats, but why did you post a picture of a Ferrari that was obviously from like google images or some shit and not your own?

JB

  • Trade Count: (+3)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8337
  • Rep: 858
  • Rusty Berrings Roll Forever
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2018, 07:39:34 AM »
i just won too. skipped houses and cars and bought a space ship. postin this from orbit.

proof:


ungzilla

  • Guest
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2018, 07:48:41 AM »
Damn congrats bro say hi to Elon musk's car for me

straight

  • Trade Count: (+1)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4045
  • Rep: 979
  • Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2018, 08:11:21 AM »
haters will say it’s photoshopped
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

JB

  • Trade Count: (+3)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8337
  • Rep: 858
  • Rusty Berrings Roll Forever
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2018, 08:22:33 AM »
haters will say it’s photoshopped

you mean poor people?

straight

  • Trade Count: (+1)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4045
  • Rep: 979
  • Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2018, 08:31:35 AM »
holy shit your sig
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

JB

  • Trade Count: (+3)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8337
  • Rep: 858
  • Rusty Berrings Roll Forever
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2018, 08:42:29 AM »

schralp pal

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2135
  • Rep: 255
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2018, 09:04:50 AM »
You should at least build a Mini ramp

I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 576
  • Rep: -156
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2018, 09:15:25 AM »
You should at least build a Mini ramp
bawtopia

bawtawdwon

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 42
  • Rep: -68
  • cant ban the snowman
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2018, 12:34:26 PM »
You should at least build a Mini ramp
15 stair

I love y'all, but slap dirty, can't support it. But f355 is usable investment, I'm not rich but I'm rich nigga c'mon. I got a beater too.

But I got a company formin, finna take over. Got fresh talent. Finn take out dill.

iKobrakai

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4105
  • Rep: -718
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2018, 12:37:47 PM »
Expand Quote
You should at least build a Mini ramp
[close]
15 stair

I love y'all, but slap dirty, can't support it. But f355 is usable investment, I'm not rich but I'm rich nigga c'mon. I got a beater too.

But I got a company formin, finna take over. Got fresh talent. Finn take out dill.

Shit... Using commas and shit, like them rich white folks, now... Shiit....

Francis Xavier

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 6729
  • Rep: 2137
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2018, 12:40:58 PM »
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
You should at least build a Mini ramp
[close]
15 stair

I love y'all, but slap dirty, can't support it. But f355 is usable investment, I'm not rich but I'm rich nigga c'mon. I got a beater too.

But I got a company formin, finna take over. Got fresh talent. Finn take out dill.
[close]

Shit... Using commas and shit, like them rich white folks, now... Shiit....
Guess we hafta pay fo punctuation,and shit.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

bawtawdwon

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 42
  • Rep: -68
  • cant ban the snowman
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2018, 12:46:28 PM »
U just mad u can't have my money.

What happen to my trap bitch picture? See mod s is dirty.

They selling bullshit, censoring niggas, get your ads off both sides the page whores.

Francis Xavier

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 6729
  • Rep: 2137
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2018, 09:13:23 PM »
U just mad u can't have my money.

What happen to my trap bitch picture? See mod s is dirty.

They selling bullshit, censoring niggas, get your ads off both sides the page whores.
Buy slap or at least some ad revenue

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

smellsdead

  • Trade Count: (+9)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2658
  • Rep: 1214
Re: i won the lottery
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2018, 05:58:58 PM »
holy frida pablo