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Worst skate video ever
« on: September 19, 2018, 11:31:07 AM »
Just finished watching Ty Evan Flat earth and all that I can say is that it is the worst skate movie i ever watched, bad music, bad editing, bad filming and chase the rapist webb

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2018, 12:41:52 PM »
There's a Famous Stars and Straps video called Everywhere We Go. Manny Santiago had a part in it I think. That's a fucking terrible ass video.
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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2018, 12:48:20 PM »
Last time I saw Manny he looked like a tattered tye dye tee shirt. And fuck that video

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2018, 01:14:21 PM »
Flat Earth had parts that are unwatchable, but also had incredible skating. It is actually a tragedy. Like what did Pulizzi do to deserve that edit job? He piss on Ty's wife or something?

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2018, 02:05:27 PM »
The LE video

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2018, 02:36:10 PM »
this one vid of those LA kids where that one dude is rolling down
a "hill" trying to brake with a massive tail scrape and shit. so bad

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2018, 02:52:00 PM »
I might get spanked for this, but LA County. Only redeemable part of that film is that Paulo Diaz rules.

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2018, 03:08:05 PM »
Expedition's "Gone Fishin" was an insult to the people who were in it.

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2018, 03:49:42 PM »
Wasn’t a fan of birdhouse the beginning

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2018, 04:01:06 PM »
Expedition's "Gone Fishin" was an insult to the people who were in it.

Damn, I actually liked that video.

What about that Ice Cream video, fuckkkk that was bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W3ilILjzWI

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2018, 04:02:59 PM »
Menackmati
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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2018, 04:16:45 PM »
Any natural koncept video

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2018, 04:45:55 PM »
Skate More was an insult to the people who were in it.*

It felt like the parts were edited by all different people with different project ideas and i'm guessing the monty python segways were enjoyable for that huge range of skateboarders who are notorious for loving monty python?

*What I wouldn't give to see a new shared Busenitz/Zered part set to Sabbath, that part was a super exception.
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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2018, 05:20:34 PM »
Any natural koncept video


If I was going to vote on videos I've never seen simply based on terrible magazine ads circa 2000; I'd go with Natural Koncept, Arcade Skateboards' "The Trip", and Laban Foetus' marriage of skateboarding and juggling, "Caught Clean".

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2018, 05:22:42 PM »
Shortys Guilty.

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2018, 05:48:53 PM »
Away Days. Whoever did the color grading on that, oof.

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2018, 05:53:49 PM »
Away Days. Whoever did the color grading on that, oof.

Shoulda been so much better.

Skate More was great.
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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2018, 05:58:29 PM »
Tracker Hi8 is pretty terrible, dudes just gave whatever they didn't want
There's a Gullwing video from the early 90s that sucks
Da deal is Dead and H street lick have been called worst videos ever before,
I think they're perfect messes. There's a lot of early to mid 90s videos
Most people on here have never heard of that are really terrible

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2018, 05:58:56 PM »
To me it's Flip Extremely sorry... Maybe my hopes we're just too high being a kid who grew up on sorry/really sorry ?

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2018, 05:59:31 PM »
The LE video

Disagree. The LE video was so bad it was good and delightful to hate along with after each slow-mo, EDM-dripping part was dropped on Thrasher.

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2018, 06:07:39 PM »
Wasn’t a fan of birdhouse the beginning

Two votes for this pile of shit.

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2018, 06:39:21 PM »
Don't know the worse vid, maybe 'Crooked Bitch'?

But the most disappointing vid is by far Away Days. Only because it was such a weak edit...from a company that literally never put out poor edit prior to that. Gonz should've had a part...Snoop Dogg has hundreds of songs and you pick the white people choice then pair it with Bowie...then the video was quickly taken over by Carroll vs. MJ drama, and the streets still haven't seen all his ideas!

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2018, 06:40:49 PM »
not the worst of all time but the flare could have been so good.

remember powell fun?

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2018, 06:47:32 PM »
Expedition's "Gone Fishin" was an insult to the people who were in it.

Sketchy shop guy insisted that I take the dvd for free. What a piece of shit (both the guy and the video)

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2018, 06:51:58 PM »
easily this:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x22qj4y
I still hate it to this day

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2018, 06:53:25 PM »
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Expedition's "Gone Fishin" was an insult to the people who were in it.
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Sketchy shop guy insisted that I take the dvd for free. What a piece of shit (both the guy and the video)
He should have made you pay for it, because you would have hated him either way.

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2018, 06:55:59 PM »
To me it's Flip Extremely sorry... Maybe my hopes we're just too high being a kid who grew up on sorry/really sorry ?

Extremely Sorry was an absolute abomination.

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2018, 07:02:56 PM »
Expedition's "Gone Fishin" was an insult to the people who were in it.

Granted the fishing shtick was really weird but I thought Kenny Hoyle skating to Nirvana was cool and unexpected.

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2018, 07:04:52 PM »
The answer is This is my Element though

Fucking atrocious

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Re: Worst skate video ever
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2018, 07:16:16 PM »
my one scorched earth hot take: menikmati. it's fucking unwatchable. the skating is good. the slow-mo is absolutely horrendous