Author Topic: Conjoined Twins (Read 2665 times)

SpankerChief · « **on:** September 20, 2018, 03:14:05 PM »

So watched a documentary about conjoined twins, Abby and Britt and I have been wondering if they date a person or marry someone how do they consummate the marriage? Is it rape if it's another person that the other person is dating? What if one whips out a vibrator and the other isn't feeling it?

rapscallion · « **Reply #1 on:** September 20, 2018, 03:16:24 PM »

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?board=5.0

thebacker · « **Reply #2 on:** September 20, 2018, 03:26:53 PM »

this aint it chief

GAY · « **Reply #3 on:** September 20, 2018, 03:29:26 PM »

Those twins are useless wooden toys.

redcurb12 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 20, 2018, 03:31:00 PM »

h00man · « **Reply #5 on:** September 20, 2018, 04:41:06 PM »

NEWBIES SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO CREATE NEW FUCKING TOPICS FOR THE LAST GOD DAMN TIME

Grant Patronik · « **Reply #6 on:** September 20, 2018, 05:22:34 PM »

saw them at the mall once. MN represent

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #7 on:** September 20, 2018, 06:29:33 PM »

I didn't want to be the one to do this but,

coreaf · « **Reply #8 on:** September 20, 2018, 07:07:54 PM »

Quote from: Joust Ostrich on September 20, 2018, 06:29:33 PM

I didn't want to be the one to do this but,

what's their @?

haydtang · « **Reply #9 on:** September 20, 2018, 07:33:54 PM »

Quote from: Joust Ostrich on September 20, 2018, 06:29:33 PM

I didn't want to be the one to do this but,

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #10 on:** September 20, 2018, 08:28:03 PM »

If they're both not into it that's double jeopardy you're in the clear.

SpankerChief · « **Reply #11 on:** September 21, 2018, 04:29:39 AM »

Quote from: h00man on September 20, 2018, 04:41:06 PM

NEWBIES SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO CREATE NEW FUCKING TOPICS FOR THE LAST GOD DAMN TIME

Oh like you have something worthwhile to say?

SpankerChief · « **Reply #12 on:** September 21, 2018, 04:34:54 AM »

I assume being conjoined twins it's a voluntary threesome, just my opinions though ಠ⌣ಠ

Owen · « **Reply #13 on:** September 25, 2018, 02:51:48 AM »

I wonder how the legal issues get worked out. I.e one commits a crime, gets married etc

leopard print · « **Reply #14 on:** September 25, 2018, 03:50:18 AM »

It's interesting you mentioned this. My aunt and uncle were conjoined. They were brother and sister and actually married each other for lack of a better arrangement. They had 3 children who weren't conjoined and when my uncle passed, it was only due to the fact that they were legally married that he was allowed to leave his estate to my aunt and set up a trust for the children. Funnily enough, one of their children, my cousin, later gave birth to a set of conjoined twins.

franquietits · « **Reply #15 on:** September 25, 2018, 08:52:34 AM »

So technically, you could fuck two girls at the same time?

I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time · « **Reply #16 on:** September 25, 2018, 09:01:12 AM »

Quote from: leopard print on September 25, 2018, 03:50:18 AM

It's interesting you mentioned this. My aunt and uncle were conjoined. They were brother and sister and actually married each other for lack of a better arrangement. They had 3 children who weren't conjoined and when my uncle passed, it was only due to the fact that they were legally married that he was allowed to leave his estate to my aunt and set up a trust for the children. Funnily enough, one of their children, my cousin, later gave birth to a set of conjoined twins.

whoah!
so your uncle and aunt were stuck together and married? and had kids? and one died before the other? how is that possible?

Kolostrum · « **Reply #17 on:** September 25, 2018, 09:32:58 AM »

Quote from: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 25, 2018, 09:01:12 AM

Quote from: leopard print on September 25, 2018, 03:50:18 AM
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It's interesting you mentioned this. My aunt and uncle were conjoined. They were brother and sister and actually married each other for lack of a better arrangement. They had 3 children who weren't conjoined and when my uncle passed, it was only due to the fact that they were legally married that he was allowed to leave his estate to my aunt and set up a trust for the children. Funnily enough, one of their children, my cousin, later gave birth to a set of conjoined twins.
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whoah!
so your uncle and aunt were stuck together and married? and had kids? and one died before the other? how is that possible?

Yeah, thats complete bullshit. Aside from the numerous things wrong with this comment, conjoined twins have to be monozygotic, so by definition its impossible for them to be the opposite sex.

leopard print · « **Reply #18 on:** September 26, 2018, 04:49:36 AM »

Quote from: Kolostrum on September 25, 2018, 09:32:58 AM

Quote from: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 25, 2018, 09:01:12 AM
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Quote from: leopard print on September 25, 2018, 03:50:18 AM
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It's interesting you mentioned this. My aunt and uncle were conjoined. They were brother and sister and actually married each other for lack of a better arrangement. They had 3 children who weren't conjoined and when my uncle passed, it was only due to the fact that they were legally married that he was allowed to leave his estate to my aunt and set up a trust for the children. Funnily enough, one of their children, my cousin, later gave birth to a set of conjoined twins.
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whoah!
so your uncle and aunt were stuck together and married? and had kids? and one died before the other? how is that possible?
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Yeah, thats complete bullshit. Aside from the numerous things wrong with this comment, conjoined twins have to be monozygotic, so by definition its impossible for them to be the opposite sex.

Before you're so quick to judge and use antiquated hateful speech like monozygotic, imagine the way society viewed these two young lovers who couldn't leave each other's side.

I still have a telegram from my uncle before he passed that served as his deathbed confession of enduring a sex change in the 1940s when that kind of thing was still in the experimental phase in order to become male so he could marry my aunt.

Kolostrum · « **Reply #19 on:** September 26, 2018, 06:22:57 AM »

You just said they had 3 kids. So these experimental sex changes in the 1940s were able to give your Siamese aunt-uncle fully functional testes that could produce sperm? A feat that cannot even be accomplished to this day.

Protip: If your gonna double down on a ridiculous troll post, try not to contradict previous troll posts.

leopard print · « **Reply #20 on:** September 27, 2018, 01:44:13 PM »

Sperm donor. Not that uncommon in the foothills where they grew up in that era to have a man who traveled to neighboring counties and impregnated women whose husbands were not up to the task. They also used his services.

I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time · « **Reply #21 on:** September 27, 2018, 01:47:13 PM »

shout out to the conjoined twins.

DISTANT RUMOURS · « **Reply #22 on:** September 27, 2018, 01:59:20 PM »

Same last name as me, got an S at the back but still... Damn

Author Topic: Conjoined Twins (Read 2665 times)

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