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TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« on: March 08, 2007, 10:10:01 AM »
http://www.watsonlaminates.com/info.html
Click here to go to Mr. Todd Swanks woodshop to set up all your OEM SHOP DECKS. Come on. You are telling all your accounts not to sell Shop Decks casue they are hurting your business, but you own a woodshop that makes shops decks all day long. YOU SUCK> I sure hope that all the shops that got your crappy ass letter will no longer buy any of your shit. Take your World Record Breaking Largest Skateboard and SHUV IT UP YOUR RICH ASS YOU FUCK>

Thank you for your interest in Watson Laminates. We are an OEM supplier to authorized resellers only. We DO NOT sell
to the general public. Serious inquiries ONLY. You must provide business license and resale certificate before we
provide any additional information. Please fax or email copies of your business license and/or resale certificate.
Please fax to 619-233-0025 or email PDF files.

We have been making skateboards since 1975 in San Diego, CA.  We are experienced and fully capable to make a
wide range of skateboards. Shortboards, longboards, classics, composites, custom shapes, custom molds and
custom designer laminates. We do it all. We are one of the only premium manufacturers left in the USA.  We make
skateboards for many top premium companies in the skateboard industry as well as to companies from all over the world.

We can also do other non skateboard unique laminated wood and composite products.

We have a full service graphic application department where we offer full silkscreen services as well as
the very popular heat transfer graphic application. We also can provide laser etching for authenticity.
We can assist in your shipping needs to anywhere in the world. 


Once you provide us with your documentation of business then we can forward pricing and further information.
Our production time is running 2 to 3 weeks for decks and an additional 2 to 3 weeks for silk screening.
Our minimum order is 100 decks per shape/construction/graphic.
We require a 50% deposit on purchase order submission and the remainder upon completion.

We accept Visa, MasterCard, Checks, and Money Orders for payment.

We charge $20 per sample plus shipping and will credit your first order the sample amount if an order comes out if this.
We only will only do samples for committed potential customers.

All our boards are produced and Made in the USA with all North American Maple Woods and  we have 30 years of experience.


Fax: 619-233-0025


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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2007, 02:09:52 PM »
can you provide us with a little more proof that he is selling and welcoming the sale of his decks for blanks?
A recorded phone call, anything?

What is on there looks pretty standard for any business to have on their site. I'm curious to hear more.

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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2007, 02:36:05 PM »
Swank owns Watson Laminates and Watson makes shop decks. Swank is also a member of the IASC.
One of my favorite lines is the one of spiked meth drnewton does off of lou pearlmans viarga and toddler-blood induced erection that finally puts that bitch 6 feet deep.

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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2007, 02:52:30 PM »
Yeah, sometimes I need a sitdown or an update or two.

I agree, that's whack!

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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2007, 02:56:39 PM »

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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2007, 06:10:26 PM »
  F.Y.I. Swank took his name from a porn mag.

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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2007, 06:27:44 PM »
justin lovely?

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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2007, 06:40:15 PM »

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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2007, 08:00:51 PM »
I used to look up to the guy. Even thought of him as a mentor. One of the first to start his own skate company,skateboarder, photographer, humorist, etc. He broke my heart when he asked me to knowingly lie to people. Start skateboarding again, Tod. You're losing touch.
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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2007, 08:33:22 PM »
swank started as a customer of watson, if he wouldve just come in and cut off all the other customers that would have been worse than being a hypocrite.

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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2007, 08:47:18 PM »
Swank has a history of being a sketchy motherfucker. He was ripping Bam Margera off on those CKY videos for a long time and that's why Margera quit Toy. Fuck that guy.
One of my favorite lines is the one of spiked meth drnewton does off of lou pearlmans viarga and toddler-blood induced erection that finally puts that bitch 6 feet deep.

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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2007, 11:12:16 PM »
Swank has a history of being a sketchy motherfucker. He was ripping Bam Margera off on those CKY videos for a long time and that's why Margera quit Toy. Fuck that guy.

I dont know about that, Swank wrote a pretty wicked article in Big Brother outlining that basically, Bam is fucking regular.  Swank is a businessman, he took a risk on CKY and it paid off, its good business, not ripping off bam.

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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2007, 11:19:20 PM »
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Swank has a history of being a sketchy motherfucker. He was ripping Bam Margera off on those CKY videos for a long time and that's why Margera quit Toy. Fuck that guy.
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I dont know about that, Swank wrote a pretty wicked article in Big Brother outlining that basically, Bam is fucking regular.  Swank is a businessman, he took a risk on CKY and it paid off, its good business, not ripping off bam.

I wouldn't say he's sketchy, just losing touch. Being from the Philly area, I've had conversations with Tod concerning Bam and Duffel. If he was sketchy, he would've told me to fuck off and not bothered with making some warehouse guy feel better about his business choices. BTW, Bam still skates better than you regardless of what anyone thinks about his image. And, he made his friends rich, too.
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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2007, 11:33:06 PM »
Guess the Iasc doesn't do background checks.

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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2007, 12:16:25 AM »
bam was a dumbass putting cky 1 out as a landspeed video. of course he wouldnt make money off it, he was just a teamrider.

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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2007, 03:59:32 PM »
Love this thread. 

I have it on good authority that T. Swank reads the "aworld without ceos" thread on the Thrasher boards regularly. 

To that end, I have issued to him an offer to explain the Watson document and the Tum Yeto initiative against blanks.

Anyone interested can check for his response periodically here.

http://www.thrashermagazine.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?p=24592#24592

I'll be amazed if he writes back.

And . . . for any of you punks who want to defend him, it is obvious that you have no idea what a slap in the face this whole blank deal is. 

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Re: TODD SWANK HYPOCRITE
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2007, 06:39:28 AM »
A little off topic, but relevant ...

Anyone know how long ago Watson's was sold and who the owner on paper is ?

Do they mill their own veneers or purchase pre-cut ?

"Greed affects the mind, those that have lost theirs may never notice".

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