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Re: wat a load
« Reply #60 on: March 10, 2007, 12:36:02 AM »
In any case I've reported "http://www.skatesecrets.com/" to the FCC and asked my local police department to investigate the website. Forgery is a very serious crime and SkateboardC will likely be facing jail time if the autograph is indeed a fake.
One of my favorite lines is the one of spiked meth drnewton does off of lou pearlmans viarga and toddler-blood induced erection that finally puts that bitch 6 feet deep.

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #61 on: March 10, 2007, 12:48:34 AM »
How hard was it to get that signature just right? You obviously spent a lot of time working on it, even perfecting the curve of the "L" in "Paul" that is seen in authentic signatures. I will give you credit there, it is a quality fake.

I spoke to a lawyer about this issue, and if it is verified by a handwriting expert that a person spent time to make a forgery seem authentic, it is then deemed a 'premeditated forgery,' which, under United States federal law carries a minimum sentence of twelve years in prison. I figure that, with good behavior (s)he'll be out in three.
One of my favorite lines is the one of spiked meth drnewton does off of lou pearlmans viarga and toddler-blood induced erection that finally puts that bitch 6 feet deep.

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #62 on: March 10, 2007, 09:35:23 AM »
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The "collectable industry" ? What did your friend get busted for selling bootleg Muska autographs on eBay?

 That was my Oakley SKYBOX PASS from when I went to SLAM CITY JAM 2004 I had it around my neck while going through customs in Canada and happened to see Paul in the airport waiting for his flight to LAX with the eS team manager... I asked him to sign it... (This was when Paul was still on City Stars... I saw Kareem at the contest too)

YOU LIVE A SAD LIFE TO HAVE ACTUALLY ask a friend if some little autograph on a skateboard site is real...

Skate companies that help sponsor the contests get Skybox's... So that was my pass.
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He is a skater who works in that industry, and you would be surprised how much fake stuff comes through. I asked him because your signature of PROD looked fake (come on, signing a SKYBOX PASS?), and he agrees. He gave me a written dossier containing real autographs of guys like PROD, Chris Cole, Jamie Thomas, Mark Appleyard etc, and the methods they use for telling the real stuff from the fraudulent stuff.

Your "autograph" is a fake, simple as that. I can post up the stuff he gave me.

I just dont want to see fake autographs ruining the skateboard industry, and I thought you might like to know you are peddling fakes.

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Boo hoo , I dont want to see fake autographys ruining the skateboard industry ? Excuse me while I laugh myself to sleep...    WOW U are a little kid...



LOOK I WANT YOU TO BE SERIUS... Go get a Bible put your left hand on it and your write hand up...



Is this your friend that sells bootleg P-Rod autographs to little kids ??

http://cgi.ebay.com/Paul-Rodriguez-signed-8x10-photo-Pro-Skater-autograph_W0QQitemZ170088004873QQcategoryZ52QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem

C'mon dont lie....



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THERE ARE TWO + spelling errors  ... Can you find them ? ... I still cant stop laughing...

are you having a nervous breakdown? this post is so fractured and then at the end you top it off with the ultimate "no i'm ok! seriously!" statement.

also i found some grammar mistakes on your web site. you might want to think about going back to school.

New member price WILL BE going up as content is added.

If I had a penny for every time Ive… in fact most of the website seems to be without apostrophes.

When you see kids like Ryan Sheckler there’s a formula or “secrets” behind becoming a consistent skater.

besides being hilarious it also doesn’t agree. no one really gives a fuck about grammar, and I’d say it’s a pretty weak way of judging intelligence. i'm only doing this to show how fucking lame and hypocritical your argument comes of. your lack of reading skill coupled with your inability to produce a coherent argument has already proved to me you’re an idiot, i don't need to criticsize your grammar as well. so now not only are a swindling, duplicitous, jock, charlatan asshole you're also a hypocrite.

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #63 on: March 10, 2007, 01:47:57 PM »
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Why am I a piece of **** for taking kids money... You guys need to calm down.


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did you just read the first sentance of my post and then stop?

"we all know that the video won't help a single fucking lick, and by pushing this myth that skateboarding is only about "getting better" you're robbing these kids of the true enjoyment of skateboarding- hanging out with friends, getting creative, and being yourself, but i wouldn't expect someone who's only interested in hit count to understand that anyway. way to go, you fucking charlatan asshole."
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Go back to school and learn how to write before you try to insult me... You spelled sentence wrong... I made it a quote so you couldnt go back and edit it ... Any further questions or insults ?

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If its an insult please be sure to spell check or use www.dictionary.com




Ever heard of logical fallacies before?

You realise that you completely ignored his entire argument and focused on one word that he spelt wrong? That only makes you look like a fucking idiot.


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Re: wat a load
« Reply #64 on: March 10, 2007, 01:56:48 PM »
ok now is it a "he" or a "she".... the one video i watched looked like a hoe.. but your all saying "he"? me is cunfuzled..

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #65 on: March 10, 2007, 06:55:28 PM »
lol i can't beleive this girl is black

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #66 on: March 10, 2007, 06:58:24 PM »
lol i can't beleive this girl is black

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #67 on: March 10, 2007, 07:05:49 PM »
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lol i can't beleive this girl is black
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naw im black

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #68 on: March 10, 2007, 07:06:19 PM »
This is SkateboardC


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Re: wat a load
« Reply #69 on: March 10, 2007, 07:12:37 PM »
Its more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling)
I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
till I see marianne walk away
I see my marianne walkin away

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #70 on: March 10, 2007, 07:36:47 PM »
omfg a fake boston account ftw.
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Re: wat a load
« Reply #71 on: March 10, 2007, 10:11:54 PM »
this lil lady is stellar beyond explanation

girl

dont listen to these hatin ass muvafukkkas and let them discourage you

do YOU to the very best of your ability


its funny how hateful heads are to

a lil black girl with a website ( who'd a fukkkin thought, fuck these haters, i hope you make a mill, shoot to the stars)

THAT ACTUALLY SKATES, shows her footy, holds her own, hustles, and looks hot

thats damn near wifey material ( if she wasnt a teenager)

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do your thing girl

love the life you live

live the life you love

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #72 on: March 10, 2007, 11:34:39 PM »
(it's not going to get you laid.)

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #73 on: March 11, 2007, 12:27:07 AM »
i dont fukkk children

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #74 on: March 11, 2007, 12:46:52 AM »
She does, figuratively of course.

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #75 on: March 11, 2007, 04:28:10 AM »
s-town is sheffledge's other account
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #76 on: March 11, 2007, 05:27:58 AM »
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I dont see any of you with your own website...
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One need not own a website to make fun of a website, just as I don't have to be a teacher to realize that someone is a moron.

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #77 on: March 11, 2007, 05:33:18 AM »
ted kasinsky was noted as a mathematical genius, do you get the picture?

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #78 on: March 11, 2007, 11:00:04 AM »
this lil lady is stellar beyond explanation

girl

dont listen to these hatin ass muvafukkkas and let them discourage you

do YOU to the very best of your ability


its funny how hateful heads are to

a lil black girl with a website ( who'd a fukkkin thought, fuck these haters, i hope you make a mill, shoot to the stars)

THAT ACTUALLY SKATES, shows her footy, holds her own, hustles, and looks hot

thats damn near wifey material ( if she wasnt a teenager)

female skategro representative

do your thing girl

love the life you live

live the life you love
I have a feeling that if she was white you would have a totally different perspective.

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #79 on: March 11, 2007, 11:37:43 AM »
That was my Oakley SKYBOX PASS from when I went to SLAM CITY JAM 2004 ... and happened to see Paul in the airport ... I asked him to sign it... This was when Paul was still on City Stars.
i cant believe i'm the first to pick this up

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #80 on: March 11, 2007, 11:43:50 AM »
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That was my Oakley SKYBOX PASS from when I went to SLAM CITY JAM 2004 ... and happened to see Paul in the airport ... I asked him to sign it... This was when Paul was still on City Stars.
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i cant believe i'm the first to pick this up

Your not. Shut up.
One of my favorite lines is the one of spiked meth drnewton does off of lou pearlmans viarga and toddler-blood induced erection that finally puts that bitch 6 feet deep.

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #81 on: March 11, 2007, 12:10:38 PM »
i still dont see it anywhere.
timeline issues... city stars?
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Re: wat a load
« Reply #82 on: March 11, 2007, 12:12:50 PM »
That's how glaringly obvious it was. Get out.
One of my favorite lines is the one of spiked meth drnewton does off of lou pearlmans viarga and toddler-blood induced erection that finally puts that bitch 6 feet deep.

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #83 on: March 11, 2007, 12:14:24 PM »
just trying to help. sorry i dont have a phd in assholitry, doc

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Re: wat a load
« Reply #84 on: March 12, 2007, 02:15:23 PM »
Why am I a piece of **** for taking kids money



Did you ask in this post why it is wrong to exploit children?

and sheff, you wouldn't say that shit if she wasn't good looking
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
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