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sebastian toombs

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"my" 4000+ very gay friends
« on: April 12, 2007, 07:38:15 PM »
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=149960222

fucking great.  almost as bad as the motocross photographer by the same name...

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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2007, 07:47:06 PM »
TonyCoxHox gone hard gay in Japan.


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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2007, 08:20:35 PM »
imagine every night was the best sex of your life, you nailed the hottest chicks and the hottest chicks knew exactly how to rub your balls on their foreheads. you never had to "date", or buy her a million drinks. you could just screw and screw and screw, and go to the next chick you wanted. even lonely nights, you could pick up a fetish and try a fat chick, regular chick, or skater chick...

that's what a gay guy's life is like on the weekend.

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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2007, 07:35:45 AM »
you been stalking me again, BB?
You have me mistaken with someone that is important.

Yes, I'm gay. What of it?

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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2007, 07:37:09 AM »
Might be time to re-think my lifestyle - just never really been into men though :(



Ooohh my. . .
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...can't believe this thread brought Donnie Murdo out of the woodwork!

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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2007, 08:17:52 AM »
i got a ride from kingston to toronto with a girl yesterday, and on the drive she said "i have to admit i googled you before agreeing to pick you up."  i understand, because i googled her too (cant ride with some ugly girl for 3 hours).   but when i got home i got curious about what came up...    hope she wasnt disappointed!

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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2007, 08:39:09 AM »
imagine every night was the best sex of your life, you nailed the hottest chicks and the hottest chicks knew exactly how to rub your balls on their foreheads. you never had to "date", or buy her a million drinks. you could just screw and screw and screw, and go to the next chick you wanted. even lonely nights, you could pick up a fetish and try a fat chick, regular chick, or skater chick...

that's what a gay guy's life is like on the weekend.

but are weekends worth an eternity in hell? there not christiaANNN
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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2007, 12:54:04 PM »
The worst is when you're at work on a Friday and you'd rather stay and do overtime to stay away from a psycho girlfriend.

Then, in the next cubicle, your gay co-worker is getting endless texts for pre-party booty calls, and is screaming to get out of the office.

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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2007, 12:54:41 PM »
...and Tim, you wouldn't WANT to know what I'd do to your myspace if I was gay.

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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2007, 04:26:47 PM »
You sure are jealous of this gay lifestyle that you fantasize about Brawler. I mean, jesus, if you are that in to it, give it a try, apparently you think it would fit you better. I'm sure gay men all just fuck eachother indiscriminately, have no standards for what they look for in a man, and NEVER want to get into a stable relationship (Which is why we can't let them get married!). Yep, thats what it means to be gay alright.
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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2007, 05:50:45 PM »
i was thinking about the gay games before....imagine how sick that would be...instead i got like slam city jam to deal with or something with the same haggered chicks milling about every year......

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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2007, 06:43:25 PM »
You sure are jealous of this gay lifestyle that you fantasize about Brawler. I mean, jesus, if you are that in to it, give it a try, apparently you think it would fit you better. I'm sure gay men all just fuck eachother indiscriminately, have no standards for what they look for in a man, and NEVER want to get into a stable relationship (Which is why we can't let them get married!). Yep, thats what it means to be gay alright.

yes, exactly the same way all straight men are with women
You have me mistaken with someone that is important.

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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2007, 06:50:33 PM »
wonder how shemales are looked upon in the gay community.

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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2007, 06:53:47 PM »
if you are talking about transgendered people they have a really hard time. you would think the majority of gays would be more accepting and understanding, but many are not.

if you are talking about some dude who got breast implants and some silicon injected lips though that is a different story all together, not to say that they are accepted with open arms though.
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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2007, 06:54:15 PM »
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You sure are jealous of this gay lifestyle that you fantasize about Brawler. I mean, jesus, if you are that in to it, give it a try, apparently you think it would fit you better. I'm sure gay men all just fuck eachother indiscriminately, have no standards for what they look for in a man, and NEVER want to get into a stable relationship (Which is why we can't let them get married!). Yep, thats what it means to be gay alright.
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yes, exactly the same way all straight men are with women
I was being sarcastic here by the way
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« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2007, 07:17:35 PM »
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You sure are jealous of this gay lifestyle that you fantasize about Brawler. I mean, jesus, if you are that in to it, give it a try, apparently you think it would fit you better. I'm sure gay men all just fuck eachother indiscriminately, have no standards for what they look for in a man, and NEVER want to get into a stable relationship (Which is why we can't let them get married!). Yep, thats what it means to be gay alright.
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yes, exactly the same way all straight men are with women
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I was being sarcastic here by the way


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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2007, 07:23:17 PM »
go fuck yourself penknife
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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2007, 07:30:56 PM »
if you are talking about transgendered people they have a really hard time. you would think the majority of gays would be more accepting and understanding, but many are not.

if you are talking about some dude who got breast implants and some silicon injected lips though that is a different story all together, not to say that they are accepted with open arms though.

lemme break down the different scenarios:

Boys Don't Cry

Tranny (pre-op)

Tranny (post-op)

Cross Dresser

Buck Angel

and let's toss in asexuals, cuz what's the deal wif dat?

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« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2007, 07:33:41 PM »
go fuck yourself penknife


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« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2007, 07:37:41 PM »
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if you are talking about transgendered people they have a really hard time. you would think the majority of gays would be more accepting and understanding, but many are not.

if you are talking about some dude who got breast implants and some silicon injected lips though that is a different story all together, not to say that they are accepted with open arms though.
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lemme break down the different scenarios:

Boys Don't Cry

Tranny (pre-op)

Tranny (post-op)

Cross Dresser

Buck Angel

and let's toss in asexuals, cuz what's the deal wif dat?
am I supposed to explain all these?
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« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2007, 07:46:19 PM »
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if you are talking about transgendered people they have a really hard time. you would think the majority of gays would be more accepting and understanding, but many are not.

if you are talking about some dude who got breast implants and some silicon injected lips though that is a different story all together, not to say that they are accepted with open arms though.
[close]

lemme break down the different scenarios:

Boys Don't Cry

Tranny (pre-op)

Tranny (post-op)

Cross Dresser

Buck Angel

and let's toss in asexuals, cuz what's the deal wif dat?
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am I supposed to explain all these?
well just say which of these is cool or uncool with gay dudes.  i mean, i'm imagining this whole underground world of different perspectives on things like  in Blade or eddie murphy dressing up like a white guy.

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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2007, 07:56:36 PM »
"cool" as in will hang out and be friends with.

or as in "damn lets go fuck"

You have me mistaken with someone that is important.

Yes, I'm gay. What of it?

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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2007, 08:02:24 PM »
Corey Duffel got a blowjob from a chick with a dick and totally loved it.

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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2007, 01:27:00 AM »
Alternative lifestyle hammer.

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« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2007, 10:08:20 AM »
I've seen people do some gross shit with hammers....
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« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2007, 10:11:35 AM »
I've seen people do some gross shit with hammers....

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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2007, 10:39:39 AM »
"cool" as in will hang out and be friends with.

or as in "damn lets go fuck"

"cool" as in cool enough to run molten core without causing a wipe or ninjaing the phat lewt.

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« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2007, 11:00:44 AM »
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if you are talking about transgendered people they have a really hard time. you would think the majority of gays would be more accepting and understanding, but many are not.

if you are talking about some dude who got breast implants and some silicon injected lips though that is a different story all together, not to say that they are accepted with open arms though.
[close]

lemme break down the different scenarios:

Boys Don't Cry

Tranny (pre-op)

Tranny (post-op)

Cross Dresser

Buck Angel

and let's toss in asexuals, cuz what's the deal wif dat?
It is going to vary a lot from person to person. Not going to pass a blanket statement on that. Just know that transexuals deal with the same sort of acceptance issues in the gay community as gays do in straight society.

The sad thing is that I have run into plenty of gay guys that will only befriend people that they want to have sex with. Life is too short to live like that.

Dude,  I had to look up who Buck Angel is. What does that say about you? However, there is a bar I go to regularly that someone like him would fit right in as far as how he looks goes. After people find out what he has in his pants that might change though.
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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2007, 05:00:33 PM »
TonyCoxHox gone hard gay in Japan.



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Re: "my" 4000+ very gay friends
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2007, 05:22:47 PM »
Can gay guys scissor, or is that just not good rubbing balls together?