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Re: Ragdoll on Jobs
« Reply #90 on: February 20, 2020, 10:12:55 AM »
Yeah they also own ancestry.com and keep all of their genetic data from anyone that ever uses it, then takes the names of all deceased people of all faiths and prays to convert them to their nutjob brand of religion posthumously. Real nice.

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Re: Ragdoll on Jobs
« Reply #91 on: February 20, 2020, 10:18:59 AM »
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Salt Lake City looks cool. Also, mormons seem like nice people.
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Slc is cool. Lived there for a year. Mormons are interesting. I deff don't agree with their beliefs, but they're pretty tame. They're a cult, but like a very kind cult that will leave you alone if you ask them to.
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Mormons are super interesting. I spent many years living in a place next to a temple and went to a middle/high school system with a shitload of Mormons. When I worked in SLC for a couple months I got to meet lots of them. About half were legit full on Mormons and the other half were what are called jack Mormons, or Mormons who had faith but didn’t commit to the full lifestyle whether it be caffeine or alcohol or whatever. The ones in Salt Lake were very nice and in general just fascinating. It was hilarious seeing the homeless on Sunday’s pile around the giant temple in downtown and have numerous Mormons helping them, which was actually pretty cool not gonna lie. Most people don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves in America so that was kind of neat/funny. I drove around the state a few times and went all around. The more central isolated parts of Utah are where you see the weird strange rural Mormons, that shit is straight up like being in 1920s rural Alabama or some shit. Like no joke I’ve driven through the southeast a lot in my life, and that shit was more rural and Redneck then just about anywhere I’ve ever seen except for Appalachia and some regions in Pennsylvania.

Funny story though, me and my coworker were chillin at our hotel in Salt Lake one night when this chick from A&E named Romy Maple showed up outside our hotel. See at this hotel they had like this fucking smoking area with like 2 chairs next to each other facing 2 chairs next to each other under this golden dome with heating lamps inside(almost looked like a mormon smoking structure). Me and the homie who’s this 6’3” Russian guy were chilling at the smoking area having some cigs because shit was fucking freezing and it was only like October. Either way this chick comes off like a tour bus and comes down to chill with us and have a cigarette, so me and the Russian bear were like yo what’s up. We were like what do you do, and she was like I’m a TV star, and me and the homie were like for what? She’s like oh I work for A&E and bunch of other things talking about cults, and we were like oh really? Turns out this chick exposed the Jehovah’s witnesses and is a part of a group that talks about cults and stuff. Well she was in SLC for like a giant cleansing for abused women from the polygamist shit and was their to film a documentary about it. We learned an awful lot of fucked up shit about the Mormon church that night, but to be honest most interactions with actual Mormons there were really cool.
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You've always got a story lol. I believe this though for a couple reasons. "jack Mormon's" are definitely a thing, you hear that phrase all the time out there. And you're right about most Mormons being pretty nice. You really only hear that from people that have been in SLC. People sort of vilanize them everywhere else. Their beliefs are super wack, and their history is pretty fucked up so I guess it's easy to do that (look into Brigham Young). In reality, most Mormons are just nice people trying to do good on this Earth so they get given a planet to rule over as gods in their afterlife (this is actually what they believe).

Also, Mormons are a blast in bed because all of that self-loathing and guilt turns them into complete animals when the lights go out.

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Re: Ragdoll on Jobs
« Reply #92 on: February 20, 2020, 10:31:14 AM »
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Salt Lake City looks cool. Also, mormons seem like nice people.
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Slc is cool. Lived there for a year. Mormons are interesting. I deff don't agree with their beliefs, but they're pretty tame. They're a cult, but like a very kind cult that will leave you alone if you ask them to.
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Mormons are super interesting. I spent many years living in a place next to a temple and went to a middle/high school system with a shitload of Mormons. When I worked in SLC for a couple months I got to meet lots of them. About half were legit full on Mormons and the other half were what are called jack Mormons, or Mormons who had faith but didn’t commit to the full lifestyle whether it be caffeine or alcohol or whatever. The ones in Salt Lake were very nice and in general just fascinating. It was hilarious seeing the homeless on Sunday’s pile around the giant temple in downtown and have numerous Mormons helping them, which was actually pretty cool not gonna lie. Most people don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves in America so that was kind of neat/funny. I drove around the state a few times and went all around. The more central isolated parts of Utah are where you see the weird strange rural Mormons, that shit is straight up like being in 1920s rural Alabama or some shit. Like no joke I’ve driven through the southeast a lot in my life, and that shit was more rural and Redneck then just about anywhere I’ve ever seen except for Appalachia and some regions in Pennsylvania.

Funny story though, me and my coworker were chillin at our hotel in Salt Lake one night when this chick from A&E named Romy Maple showed up outside our hotel. See at this hotel they had like this fucking smoking area with like 2 chairs next to each other facing 2 chairs next to each other under this golden dome with heating lamps inside(almost looked like a mormon smoking structure). Me and the homie who’s this 6’3” Russian guy were chilling at the smoking area having some cigs because shit was fucking freezing and it was only like October. Either way this chick comes off like a tour bus and comes down to chill with us and have a cigarette, so me and the Russian bear were like yo what’s up. We were like what do you do, and she was like I’m a TV star, and me and the homie were like for what? She’s like oh I work for A&E and bunch of other things talking about cults, and we were like oh really? Turns out this chick exposed the Jehovah’s witnesses and is a part of a group that talks about cults and stuff. Well she was in SLC for like a giant cleansing for abused women from the polygamist shit and was their to film a documentary about it. We learned an awful lot of fucked up shit about the Mormon church that night, but to be honest most interactions with actual Mormons there were really cool.
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You've always got a story lol. I believe this though for a couple reasons. "jack Mormon's" are definitely a thing, you hear that phrase all the time out there. And you're right about most Mormons being pretty nice. You really only hear that from people that have been in SLC. People sort of vilanize them everywhere else. Their beliefs are super wack, and their history is pretty fucked up so I guess it's easy to do that (look into Brigham Young). In reality, most Mormons are just nice people trying to do good on this Earth so they get given a planet to rule over as gods in their afterlife (this is actually what they believe).
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Also, Mormons are a blast in bed because all of that self-loathing and guilt turns them into complete animals when the lights go out.

Utah watches more porn than any other state.


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Re: Ragdoll on Jobs
« Reply #93 on: February 20, 2020, 11:11:42 AM »
Yeah they also own ancestry.com and keep all of their genetic data from anyone that ever uses it, then takes the names of all deceased people of all faiths and prays to convert them to their nutjob brand of religion posthumously. Real nice.
mormons own ancestry and susan wojicki's sister owns 23 and me.
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Re: Ragdoll on Jobs
« Reply #94 on: February 20, 2020, 02:48:26 PM »
Mormon is so close to moron
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Re: Ragdoll on Jobs
« Reply #95 on: February 20, 2020, 03:55:23 PM »
Yeah they also own ancestry.com and keep all of their genetic data from anyone that ever uses it, then takes the names of all deceased people of all faiths and prays to convert them to their nutjob brand of religion posthumously. Real nice.
That's so funny. I mean, that's so Mormon.

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Re: Ragdoll on Jobs
« Reply #96 on: February 20, 2020, 10:35:36 PM »
That does it, I'm moving to SLC.