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hot pockets and stupidity
« on: June 04, 2007, 09:28:48 PM »
just to make sure i don't sound like a coplete loser evry time i skate whats a hot pocket not the food isn't it when you hit your shins and you get like all hot and get hot sweats or something i dunno im stupid
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Re: hot pockets and stupidity
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2007, 09:31:54 PM »
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Re: hot pockets and stupidity
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2007, 09:38:57 PM »
It's when you nut it on a rail and you strike certain nerve endings in your pelvic region that force you to orgasm. It's probably the most painful sensation possible, like the sperm is being ripped out of your testicles. It's similar to a common S&M practice, which is where the name infact originates.

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Re: hot pockets and stupidity
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2007, 10:06:06 PM »
some people rollerskate solely for the hot pocket then later produce bad pornos

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Re: hot pockets and stupidity
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2007, 10:12:16 PM »
my hand can do something like that but it doesnt hurt get it get it pshhhhh that was gay
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Re: hot pockets and stupidity
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2007, 10:16:59 PM »
just to make sure i don't sound like a coplete loser evry time i skate whats a hot pocket not the food isn't it when you hit your shins and you get like all hot and get hot sweats or something i dunno im stupid

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Re: hot pockets and stupidity
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2007, 11:15:54 PM »
Thats because halk of the time I am in the dark and I have to know what key i am hitting by heart.
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Re: hot pockets and stupidity
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2007, 11:16:58 PM »
oh yeah i forgot the "looking at the screen to make sure you didnt fuck anything up" technique is totally irrelevant to todays culture

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Re: hot pockets and stupidity
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2007, 11:21:33 PM »
oh yeah i forgot the "looking at the screen to make sure you didnt fuck anything up" technique is totally irrelevant to todays culture

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Re: hot pockets and stupidity
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2007, 11:24:07 PM »
according to the king of r&b yes

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Re: hot pockets and stupidity
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2007, 11:25:06 PM »
k just making sure
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