What's the deal with these?
Were they assembled by a 3 year old? I was told by a salesman that they were made like this for joggers and other sporting enthusiasts, because "the cord isn't in your way anymore, it goes straight down into your pocket."
I listen to my mp3 player while skateboarding, and I never had any problems with the cord connected evenly down the middle. When I bought my Zen Stone, it came with these awkward feeling earbuds, that left me with what looks like a black wire necklace... definitely not functional nor fashionable.
And I know you're supposed to put the cord in back of your neck but that feels fucked too. Like if I bend over they're gonna fall out.