awkward situations thread.

[sleeping.]

awkward situation stories are a prime source of humour.

the worst is when you say goodbye to someone you've been talking to on the train or something and then you both go to leave and go your separate ways and you end up walking in the same direction and its just weird cause you walk along next to each other silently just cause you said goodbye.

or if your talking to someone on the train and then you go to say goodbye an get up to walk to the door, then you realise your like 2 minutes away from your stop, & you just stand there at the door a meter away from this person you were just talking to, awkward.

i find the majority of awkard situations in my life occur on the train.

[Jack]

hahaha.
Its pretty similar but I always feel well awkward (is that really how you spell it, it looks... awkward?) when I'm walking around the supermarket or somewhere when I'm back in my home town and I see an old history teacher/old girlfreind/anyone I don't really want to talk to. You say hello or nod or whatever and go your seperate ways, only to bump into each other again in the next aisle/shop.
That dodgy feeling you get in the pit of your stomach, nervousness/awkwardness whatever, its strange that it makes youy want to laugh aswell as run away.

[HUSH]

The red light situations are always weird. You know you're looking at each other but you both try to hide the fact that you're looking haha.

[VHS]

Reading Sleeping's posts is pretty awkward because I dont know if I should feel sorry for you or laugh at you because your such a joke.

[Penis_Monster]

during Communion, i accidentally *dropped* the body of christ when they handed it to me. I picked it up, put it into my mouth, and walked away really quick

...havent been to church since..

[j0rdan]

Checking the slap boards at school.

"What are you looking at?"
"A skateboarding message board."
"...Oh."

[k-nutz]

they put on the flaming lips as a free show at my school, and it attracted all of the weirdos from the entire state.  people sometimes dress up for flaming lips shows but id say most of the people looked like they wore that stuff everyday.  we were standing about 30 feet from the stage next to a guy dressed up in a penguin suit.  the guy was drunk and stoned out of his mind.  he had a bag of confetti he would throw in people's faces who walked by and some silly string.  once the silly string can was spent he just dropped it on the ground. 

my brother picked it up and it still had pressure but no string goo left.  people kept pushing by us to get closer even though it was already packed, and my brother would spray the back of thier heads.  this one punk looking guy who had a foot high red mohawk walked pushed right in front of me so i grabbed my friends hand and made him touch the mohawk guys butt.  immediately (i don't know how he could tell there were so many people around) he looked straight at my friend and said "did you just touch my ass?"  

my friend just stammered for a second while my brother sprayed the mohawk guy in the back of the head.  so he looks at my brother and sees the can and he's like "what the fuck did you just spray on me".  i was like, damnit why did julian (my brother) do that and julian was like, "hey no big deal, the can has no more silly string in it, its just air".  so the guy whips out a lighter and said, "then lets see if its flammable".  my brother was like, "what?  no, here you spray it" and the guy was like "no, you spray it, im holding the lighter".  so my brother sprayed the can at the flame but thankfully it didn't light, because there was like a million people around.  the guy just walked away at that point, and my brother quickly dropped the can. 

[nice weather]

When you meet someone at a and you both spot yourself really early and one of you just stands there while you have to walk up to him/her.

[H8R]

i pulled my groin once and i was sitting at the spot massaging my inner thigh, you know trying to loosen it up.  then i looked up and 3 girls were staring at me with a look of digust on their faces.  i tried to explain but they wouldn't hear it, they just loooked away and gave me the hand.   
     

[donnie_murdo]

Man where to start, i'll just say meeting one night stands 100% sober in the cold light of day after sneaking out while they were sleeping and doing the walk of shame home looking like last nights tart.

Never a good moment

I mean what do you say. . . . . . .

[hatehatehatehate]

the other day some girl told my girlfriend about how she saw me the other night and that i hooked up with her friend (not knowing it was my girlfriend she was talking to).  shit was pretty awkward.

[Wooderson]

when your walking and you see someone and they wave and they cant stop staring at you

[stagefright]

the other day some girl told my girlfriend about how she saw me the other night and that i hooked up with her friend (not knowing it was my girlfriend she was talking to).  shit was pretty awkward.

what about pissing on the floor in a really public place, thats gotta be awkward.

[Mentos]

I went to buy some alcohol at the local shop. Awkward considering I'm underaged and I see my History teacher buying a keg and the Maths teacher lighting up a joint in the car.



 

[sweets]

I went to buy some alcohol at the local shop. Awkward considering I'm underaged and I see my History teacher buying a keg and the Maths teacher lighting up a joint in the car.



 

Jump in. What are they going to say?

[sweets]

When I was senior in high school, they had a a talent show to raise money for our class trip. My buddy videotaped the show for some video yearbook thing. anyway, we go party like Jr. rockstars afterwards and my buddy kept taping the events. The jackass never erased the party footage. So one morning, a couple days after the weekend's events, I'm walking into my first class when my teacher pulls me aside and tells me how she "she knows what I'm into" and invited me to come "help her move some furniture" after school. Apparently, my buddy got some footage of me shagging in my car and my English teacher liked what she saw. I had no idea what to say or do the rest of the year.

And to answer the inevitable, no she wasn't very attractive.

[Mackattack]

When I was senior in high school, they had a a talent show to raise money for our class trip. My buddy videotaped the show for some video yearbook thing. anyway, we go party like Jr. rockstars afterwards and my buddy kept taping the events. The jackass never erased the party footage. So one morning, a couple days after the weekend's events, I'm walking into my first class when my teacher pulls me aside and tells me how she "she knows what I'm into" and invited me to come "help her move some furniture" after school. Apparently, my buddy got some footage of me shagging in my car and my English teacher liked what she saw. I had no idea what to say or do the rest of the year.

And to answer the inevitable, no she wasn't very attractive.

!!!
wow
awesome story

[sweets]

Now, it is. Back then I wanted to die to avoid that teacher.

[keeper of the lair]

 One time I was in this cd store, (not too big about the size of a typical strip mall store.) and me and the manager are in the only ones in the store and he starts to cough and then runs to the back room and throws up all over the store floor. Now I'm lookin at shit like 10 feet away trying to act like i didnt see him. I didnt know if i should help him out or just run out of the store. I didnt know the guy so i didnt really see any reason to go help him out but wouldve felt like a dick for not. so i buy my shit he checks me out and i go "you allright man?" hes like "yeah, those ribs are a bitch on my stomach."

Or any time im watching tv with my parents and a girls gone wild commercial pops up. that fucking sucks...

[keeper of the lair]

Checking the slap boards at school.

"What are you looking at?"
"A skateboarding message board."
"...Oh."

I know what you mean...I was looking at some of neckfaces shit on the net when come prep ass fag is like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? YOURE WIERD!

[Penis_Monster]

i watched "Titanic" opening weekend with my mom and dad.

[Larry Perkins]

Or any time im watching tv with my parents and a girls gone wild commercial pops up. that fucking sucks...

Story of my life.

[Penis_Monster]

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Or any time im watching tv with my parents and a girls gone wild commercial pops up. that fucking sucks...

[close]

Story of my life.

the disclaimer at the beginning doesnt even give you enough time to change the channel:
"WARNING!"

[Dog Paddle]

Early one day I was home by myself so I decided to watch a porn dvd on the big tv in my basement.  I got careless and didn't take it out.  Later on, I'm in the basement with my mom and dad, and they rented a movie.  So my mom goes to put the movie on and instantly I realize that I never took the dvd out.  I stood up and shouted; "WAIT!  Hold on a second..."  it was too late.  So now my parents know that I am the pround owner of "Spread 'Em Wide 2".

[H8R]

not so much awkward but just bummed.. 
i was taking the subway home one night when some chick out of the blue just started talking to me, i mean like trying to pick me up talking to me.  she was freakin fine as hell but i had the worst case of diarhea in the world.  you know how it is, i was sitting there sweatin bullets trying not to fart, or worse shart.  i couldn't even pay attention to what she was saying cause i was too busy concentrating on the butt clench technique trying not to take a shit in my pants.  i ended up getting off the train early and just took off without saying a word, just bolted.  the worst part was, as soon as i got off the train, the shits went away...FOCK!       
 

[Wooderson]

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Checking the slap boards at school.

"What are you looking at?"
"A skateboarding message board."
"...Oh."

[close]

I know what you mean...I was looking at some of neckfaces shit on the net when come prep ass fag is like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? YOURE WIERD!

i was at donny barley's personal website watching his welcome to hell part when some whitetrash chick comes over and says "he's hot" and begins to mindlessly stare at the screen.

[Officer Johnson]

BACK WHEN I WAS A ROOKIE ON THE BEATI CAUGHT MY GRANDMOTHER SPEEDING. IT WAS AWKWARD BUT SHOULDNT HAVE GONE 37 IN A 35 YOU OLD BITCH

[barr]

when you get on the bus next to someone and you both want to say something, but you do that awkward look around the whole time

[isaac]

hooked up with some girl took her home, did the deed. next day i go to work (at a bar) and tell the manager (who was out with us and knew the girl), "hey i hooked up with your friend!" he says, "yeah, she's right over there." i turn around and there she is, i go over and say hi but i could tell she was over it and embarrassed that it happened. shit, she should have been stoked, she wasn't great looking, just a wet hole to sick my dick in.

[kevbo999]

Last time I hung out with a girl.