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wanking
« on: June 20, 2007, 01:06:02 PM »
so ive had a bad ankle for the last few days and havent been able to skate or anything. so i decided to see how many times i could wank in one day. yesterday i wanked 12 times. got up bout 6 in the morning and went on from there till 12 at night. luckily no one was in the house the whole day. whats the most times uve wanked in one day?
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Re: wanking
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2007, 01:11:59 PM »
3, possibly 4... but I think 3

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Re: wanking
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2007, 01:25:10 PM »
dont you get pretty raw? 

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Re: wanking
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2007, 02:06:54 PM »
i think the least i've ever done is 8
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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2007, 02:12:02 PM »
i think the least i've ever done is 8

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Re: wanking
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 02:15:11 PM »
i think the least i've ever done is 8

your show is pretty damn good

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Re: wanking
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 05:18:13 PM »
what leads you to believe he is o'dell?

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Re: wanking
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 08:10:30 PM »
a friend of mine told me his was 12 and I couldn't believe it.. I guess its not that fancy.

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Re: wanking
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2007, 08:12:17 PM »
i'm a little uncomfortable at the influence tony has had on the discussions at slap since he's been here.

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Re: wanking
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2007, 08:15:03 PM »
i blame jamie thomas.
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Re: wanking
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2007, 08:15:33 PM »
i'm sure you were dry heaving at 9....

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Re: wanking
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2007, 08:17:01 PM »
i'm sure by the 6th time it was like jerking an uncooked hot dog, only more painful.

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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2007, 08:51:16 PM »
3, possibly 4... but I think 3

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Re: wanking
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2007, 08:56:50 PM »
my high score is 8, by that time my dick was coughing up jizz

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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2007, 08:57:31 PM »
i'm sure by the 6th time it was like jerking an uncooked hot dog, only more painful.

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Re: wanking
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2007, 08:59:56 PM »
it is raining, should i go for a bike ride or jack my dick off?

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Re: wanking
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2007, 09:14:18 PM »
12? I'm calling bullshit! I'm probably sitting on 6 or 7 but 12?!!
Ryan Smith's claiming 7.

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Re: wanking
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2007, 09:46:38 PM »
4, once when waking up,
before skating,
after skating,
before goin to bed,
unless i hooked up with a girl after skating.
so around 3-4 times.
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Re: wanking
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2007, 09:49:50 PM »
16 is my record. i had a fucked ankle and nothing to do. my right nut felt really sore and kind of numb for a while. (insert numb nuts joke here.)
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Re: wanking
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2007, 10:33:07 PM »
3 or 4 for me
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Re: wanking
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2007, 05:24:24 AM »
3 or 4 for me
u no this shits gunna end up on the news

the news?
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Re: wanking
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2007, 05:34:21 AM »
Let's raise the stakes here: what's the longest you've gone without JOing?

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Re: wanking
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2007, 05:39:50 AM »
Let's raise the stakes here: what's the longest you've gone without JOing?
a month back when i was 17

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Re: wanking
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2007, 06:21:51 AM »

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Re: wanking
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2007, 09:12:20 AM »
like a year when i had a girlfriend

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Re: wanking
« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2007, 11:59:18 AM »
i don't see how anyone could do it more than like, twice.  you guys never get that...feeling?  like,  "ok, chore accomplished" and you move on to other things?  more worthy topics are on hand such as when you're watching porn and it switches to the dude making exaggeratedly intense faces right when you blow. 
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Re: wanking
« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2007, 04:10:37 PM »

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« Reply #27 on: June 21, 2007, 04:28:27 PM »
My friend said he went for 3 months but I'm pretty sure it's bullshit.

Personally I loose my motivation after the first time, 7 times in one day would just be pointless and painful.

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« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2007, 09:40:15 PM »
Let's raise the stakes here: what's the longest you've gone without JOing?
a month back when i was 17

3 months. i thought if i took a long break i would stop having wet dreams. little did i know that only makes it worse because the pressure builds up every 3 days or so.