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MOVIES THAT WILL GIVE YOU A BONER (Besides Porn)
« on: June 22, 2007, 02:53:00 AM »
1)Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love

2)Bully



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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2007, 02:58:31 AM »
i watched bully tonight
i can see a rape to gay porno getting the cheazy-es of the world hot n heavy

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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2007, 06:15:04 AM »
^ I was thinking the exact same thing.

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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2007, 07:21:55 AM »
eyes wide shut

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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2007, 07:59:46 AM »
eyes wide shut

Albeit a bit strange with all the masks and such, I totally agree.

Um... "Y Tu Mamá También"?

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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2007, 08:05:18 AM »
anyone see the flick with the girl from devil wears prada where she's dating a wanna be gangster and then hooks up with the real deal? pretty bonerific

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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2007, 09:08:15 AM »
anyone see the flick with the girl from devil wears prada where she's dating a wanna be gangster and then hooks up with the real deal? pretty bonerific
"Havoc"

bijou phillips is hot in that one, too
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2007, 09:28:08 AM »
anyone see the flick with the girl from devil wears prada where she's dating a wanna be gangster and then hooks up with the real deal? pretty bonerific
"Havoc"

bijou phillips is hot in that one, too

yeah that's the one. didn't realize that she got down like that. and the double penitration was pretty ill for a non-porn movie.

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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2007, 11:58:49 AM »
Wild things. Loved that movie in high school before I could figure out internet porn and was to young to get the real shit.

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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2007, 12:18:23 PM »
kind of weak that neve cambell (sp) didn't show any skin though and instead we get kevin bacon's sausage

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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2007, 12:22:25 PM »
"Your Vice is a locked room and only I have the Key" by Sergio Martino...Edwige Fenech is bangin in that one and fucks just about everyone in the movie.

Also "Trauma" by Dario Argento...underage nude Asia Argento

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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2007, 01:01:35 PM »
The Dreamers.

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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2007, 01:19:45 PM »
the double dildo ass to ass scene with jennifer connelly in Requiem for a Dream.   8)

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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2007, 01:19:58 PM »


Gia will make you go geeeeyeeeeaaaa boy

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« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2007, 01:21:11 PM »
the double dildo ass to ass scene with jennifer connelly in Requiem for a Dream.   8)

"Ass to ass"

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« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2007, 01:21:16 PM »
the double dildo ass to ass scene with jennifer connelly in Requiem for a Dream.   8)


jennifer "mega bush" connelly

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« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2007, 01:25:26 PM »
^^^^ I know most kids don't dig it, but for me, that shit is bolts!

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« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2007, 01:26:22 PM »
^^^^ I know most kids don't dig it, but for me, that shit is bolts!

bolts!  LOL!  i'd gnar you if i could.   :D 

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« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2007, 01:28:24 PM »
lost in translation. 
scarlet johassen lying on the bed in her panties...yummy!

BTW this is an awesome thread.   ;D




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« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2007, 01:28:54 PM »
bolts!  LOL!  i'd gnar you if i could.   :D 

I got your back, haha


Stand, I'm a child of the seventies. I grew up on wanking it to big stinky bushes, so I got love for the overgrowth... Just saw it with my wife and that was all she would talk about after that.

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« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2007, 01:32:34 PM »
American Beauty deserves mention for inspiring the guilty boner

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« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2007, 01:33:52 PM »
Cheers, fellas.  Yeah, I'm not much of a fan of the shaved biscuit / fake tits porn, so when I can see a woman of Jennifer Connelly's stature with pubes, it just reaffirms my faith in humanity.

I looked up the "Havoc" film on IMDB and I think I might have to try and rent that shit over the week end.  I love some gratuity.

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« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2007, 01:37:29 PM »
I was pretty suprised by Havok, I seriously wasn't expecting it to be as crazy as it was. More wild than wild things, IMO.

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« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2007, 01:37:49 PM »
you guys ever see the movie "9 Songs"?

it's bonerific

other honorable mentions: lie with me, all about anna, Ken Park, Romance, killing me softly, boogie nights (rollergirl), Intimacy
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« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2007, 01:42:40 PM »
this thread is turning into movies you really need to netflix.   ;D

porkys was a good one, i remember watching it when i was 7 and getting a beaner*


*beaner since i can't claim a could have a boner at that time.  ;D

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« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2007, 01:43:00 PM »
Bound.

Straight up trouser ripper.

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« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2007, 08:36:34 PM »
this thread is turning into movies you really need to netflix.   ;D

porkys was a good one, i remember watching it when i was 7 and getting a beaner*


*beaner since i can't claim a could have a boner at that time.  ;D

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« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2007, 08:46:09 PM »
showgirls

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« Reply #29 on: June 22, 2007, 08:47:07 PM »
oh, jamie lee curtis doing the striptease in that schqwartzenegar film.  was it 'true lies'?