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Re: MOVIES THAT WILL GIVE YOU A BONER (Besides Porn)
« Reply #30 on: June 22, 2007, 09:55:25 PM »
i want to run away to wonder land and smoke pot with that teen in broken flowers.
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« Reply #31 on: June 22, 2007, 10:02:19 PM »
i want to run away to wonder land and smoke pot with that teen in broken flowers.
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« Reply #32 on: June 22, 2007, 10:06:59 PM »
maybe not, i dont know penis monster. i saw it last summer. isnt there a better pic? damn penis monster. her bra and panties are cute though....
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« Reply #33 on: June 22, 2007, 10:09:09 PM »
maybe not, i dont know penis monster. i saw it last summer. isnt there a better pic? damn penis monster. her bra and panties are cute though....
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« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2007, 08:35:45 AM »
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bolts!  LOL!  i'd gnar you if i could.   :D 
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wanking it to big stinky bushes
wow
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2007, 10:37:49 AM »
havoc kinda threw me off, not really into that sorta stuff although the movie wasn't too bad.

I still like demi moore in striptease, no sex, but damn she slithers around nicely.


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« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2007, 10:57:43 AM »
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« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2007, 01:32:18 PM »

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« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2007, 01:50:28 PM »
oh, jamie lee curtis doing the striptease in that schqwartzenegar film.  was it 'true lies'?

Have you seen Trading Places?

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« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2007, 01:57:35 PM »
BTW do yourselves a favour & check out www.celebritymoviearchive.com for nude stills of all your favs.

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« Reply #40 on: June 24, 2007, 03:06:16 AM »
barb wire

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« Reply #41 on: June 24, 2007, 03:57:51 AM »
The Exorcist.
That chick is such a pantripper
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« Reply #42 on: June 24, 2007, 01:26:09 PM »
fast times at ridgemont high

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Sorry, sometimes I get overly defensive on that point.

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« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2007, 09:59:59 AM »
we can't let this topic die!

9 1/2 weeks, kim basinger when she was younger and hotter.   

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« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2007, 10:08:35 AM »
The Little Mermaid has yet to fail when it comes to erecting my tower of ecstasy.

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« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2007, 10:25:06 AM »
The Little Mermaid has yet to fail when it comes to erecting my tower of ecstasy.
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« Reply #46 on: June 25, 2007, 10:29:36 AM »
The Little Mermaid has yet to fail when it comes to erecting my tower of ecstasy.

ariel is fuckin fine for a cartoon.   8)

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« Reply #47 on: June 25, 2007, 10:32:23 AM »
we can't let this topic die!

9 1/2 weeks, kim basinger when she was younger and hotter.   


Yeah!!!  Fucking "Wild Orchid", too!!!  Carrie Otis was sweltering.

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« Reply #48 on: June 25, 2007, 12:41:21 PM »


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« Reply #49 on: June 25, 2007, 12:43:13 PM »
The Little Mermaid has yet to fail when it comes to erecting my tower of ecstasy.

So I see you get off on fish.  ;)

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« Reply #50 on: June 25, 2007, 06:12:26 PM »
titanic.


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« Reply #51 on: June 25, 2007, 11:01:30 PM »
Watch the movie "Stick It"

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Re: MOVIES THAT WILL GIVE YOU A BONER (Besides Porn)
« Reply #52 on: June 26, 2007, 01:12:05 PM »
Sin City.  The scene where Carla Gugina gets out of bed topless.  Maybe it was cause it was in black and white.  Maybe cause she had a gun.  But that shit (IMHO) was hot.

Just about any foreign movie with Monica Belluci in it.  I think she is allergic to clothing.
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« Reply #53 on: June 26, 2007, 01:23:20 PM »
^YES!


the crush with alicia silverstone and cary elwes(sp? robin hood men in tights)
the movie suck she was heating it up on the screen and my shorts.  ;D

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« Reply #54 on: June 26, 2007, 01:28:20 PM »
CRUEL INTENTIONS.

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« Reply #55 on: June 26, 2007, 02:00:48 PM »


the crush with alicia silverstone and cary elwes(sp? robin hood men in tights)


goooood one.

another movie that just popped into my head is "Blown Away." Nicole Eggert from "Charles and Charge" and "Baywatch" seduces The Corey's for 90 minutes. Here's a pic:



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« Reply #56 on: June 26, 2007, 02:06:28 PM »
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the crush with alicia silverstone and cary elwes(sp? robin hood men in tights)
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goooood one.

another movie that just popped into my head is "Blown Away." Nicole Eggert from "Charles and Charge" and "Baywatch" seduces The Corey's for 90 minutes. Here's a pic:

"nice duck"
i totally remember that one.  nicole eggert was the shit back in the charles in charge days as well as baywatch.  i couldn't believe she got all naked in that movie with corey haim.  there was mad sex in that one. 


another good one, i can't remember the name of it but its the one with alissa milano where she attend some artsy school.  she gets all naked(bush and tits) and has a lesbian-esque scene with one of her teachers......totally bonerific! 

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« Reply #58 on: June 26, 2007, 02:09:17 PM »
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Nicole Eggert
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HOT!!!

go rent blown away and get blown away.   ;D
you thought she was smokin in that bikini, wait til you she her buck naked.   :o

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« Reply #59 on: June 26, 2007, 02:19:57 PM »
Fuck.  This is the thread of rentable bolts gratuity!