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not enough to justify its own thread
« on: July 08, 2007, 09:59:49 PM »
i've seen it done on another forum and it seems to work well

just post shit here that isnt worth making a thread about

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2007, 10:03:24 PM »

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2007, 10:03:37 PM »
i popped a zit.
“I just hate anything that can be defined as more spectacle than sport,” he said. “Just like any other athlete, it takes a certain skill to do our sport.”- shawn white

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2007, 10:22:53 PM »
daily ramblings and wasted words part deux

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2007, 10:23:39 PM »
the girl i am stoked on still has feelings for her ex-boyfriend even though he treated her like shit and i feel like a heart broken bitch and i feel like the only way to regain my confidence/self respect is to exceed everyones expectations of myself
i hung out with my friend today for eight and a half hours today
i am starting to film tricks
my buddy shaun, my buddy dave, and my buddy ryan said they would be down to film some stuff for me
i went from wearing larges to wearing mediums...again
i am skating a pair of nike classics that are a half a size too big but i love them and think i wouldn't like them so much if they were the right size
i haven't popped a zit in over a week
i haven't really pooped in four/five days
i started brushing my teeth around five times a day
my mouth wash weards the protective mucus in my mouth away
my mom bought two packs of poptarts
my computer room is a mess even though i cleaned it two days ago
my room is a mess even though i cleaned it two days ago
i feel like i have listened to all of the songs in my itunes playlist too many times, all four thousand+ of them
i bought a box of nerds rope...again
i found my paint pens and i started to make art again
i deleted over 300 people from my myspace friends list
i ate a chocolate bar today
i am buying a new deck tomorrow
the light in my computer room broke two weeks ago and i am too lazy to fix it
i have posters of nuclear explosions that i am putting on the walls in my room as soon as i reclean it

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2007, 10:33:28 PM »
i am really stoked that flight of the conchords is coming on right now.
i got work tommorow. i took a one week vacation to go to sf and then didnt get to go because i didnt have enough money and am now going to have to lie tommorow.
my bikes got a flat tire so now im skating 5 miles to get to work.
last night at this party in compton this chick was literally grabbing me and i didnt make the read. she ended up with some busted dude.
id really like it if my ex broke up with her boyfriend and me and her got back.
i need to start looking for an apartment.


edit*-even more stoked that flight filmed at flushing.
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Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2007, 10:54:21 PM »
last night i ate 5 pills of e. by the time i was on my fifth i was hallucinating and talking to people who werent there. i kept asking my two friends if everyone else had left the apartment and they were like "dude, it's just been the three of us the whole night." than i slept for four hours and now feel fine.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 11:01:56 PM »
finally a place where i can post about my stories of selling condoms at work

i sold 5 boxes of skinny dick condoms today to one guy
what a guy

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2007, 11:10:35 PM »
did you get some bathin' apes today?
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2007, 11:13:06 PM »
didnt we already have this conversation
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2007, 11:51:04 PM »
my mattress cover has been ripped for two months, been sleeping on a bare mattress that has springs poking through, even though i have a couple extra ones in my closet, just lazy.

havent washed my hair since august of last year, one year anniversary comin up
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2007, 11:52:30 PM »
no I won't order clear griptape, fuck you.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2007, 11:56:29 PM »
my mattress cover has been ripped for two months, been sleeping on a bare mattress that has springs poking through, even though i have a couple extra ones in my closet, just lazy.

havent washed my hair since august of last year, one year anniversary comin up

you must have a huge closet

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2007, 11:57:51 PM »
mattress cover, the mattress's  cover. the thin sheet like thing with elastic that covers the mattress
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2007, 12:07:59 AM »
haha i've washed my hair twice since christmas

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2007, 12:23:17 AM »
everyday when i wake up, i contemplate whether or not i should just take the last bottle of wine out of the home. the forgotten bottle.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2007, 01:00:51 AM »
Meeting a myspace girl from Boston.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2007, 01:23:22 AM »
I'm super bummed on the last episode of Gilmore Girls.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2007, 01:32:46 AM »
daily ramblings and wasted words part deux
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2007, 01:57:11 AM »
i'm seriously fuckin stoked on whatever stolen internet signal my computer is running off of.

and whiskey.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2007, 03:49:00 AM »
daily ramblings and wasted words part deux

used to be the best thread back in the day.
LS stands for little sidekick, lil shit lil slug/slime etc etc

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2007, 04:24:03 AM »
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I haven't had sex in something like 6 months.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2007, 04:44:01 AM »
Lost 80 bucks at the Casino

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2007, 04:59:50 AM »
Lost 80 bucks at the Casino
did you check the found items desk?

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2007, 05:40:48 AM »
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2007, 07:54:43 AM »
I feel 'off' today
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2007, 08:15:30 AM »
I having been waiting to finish reading this thread to go drop a deuce.
You have me mistaken with someone that is important.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2007, 08:27:10 AM »
I ate Smacks this morning and when I farted some time in the afternoon, it smelled exactly like Smacks.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2007, 10:37:33 AM »
I'm going to Pittsburgh in a couple weeks. Anyone down to show me around?
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2007, 10:46:22 AM »
I have REALLY bad indigestion right now. Totally sucks.