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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2461 on: June 02, 2011, 05:18:58 PM »
updated my blog today for the first time in a while if any of you are trying to kill some time.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2462 on: June 07, 2011, 08:50:33 AM »
My local (and by local I just mean the hastings that decided to sell boards,) only carry Theeve and Venture. I desperately need new trucks and my car won't make it all the way to KC to actually go to a skate shop. Which trucks are better? I heard Ventures are shit and I haven't heard anything about Theeves.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2463 on: June 07, 2011, 08:57:35 AM »
My local (and by local I just mean the hastings that decided to sell boards,) only carry Theeve and Venture. I desperately need new trucks and my car won't make it all the way to KC to actually go to a skate shop. Which trucks are better? I heard Ventures are shit and I haven't heard anything about Theeves.

theeves are incredibly ugly but i only heard good things about them. ventures are "love em or hate em".

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2464 on: June 07, 2011, 08:59:49 AM »
My local (and by local I just mean the hastings that decided to sell boards,) only carry Theeve and Venture. I desperately need new trucks and my car won't make it all the way to KC to actually go to a skate shop. Which trucks are better? I heard Ventures are shit and I haven't heard anything about Theeves.

ventures are fine if not a bit weak (seen alot of people snapping them in various ways) hurd nothing but good things about theve, also they come with bones hardcore bushings as stock so thats gotta be a good thing

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2465 on: June 07, 2011, 04:11:12 PM »
The racism that comes from kids these days is crazy. I was talking to one of my friends and some little kid from across the street today said to me, "you can't be friends cuz you black and he white".

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2466 on: July 18, 2011, 03:03:55 PM »
Apparently there's a woman out there who grew a nipple, on her foot.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2467 on: July 18, 2011, 03:13:28 PM »
Apparently there's a woman out there who grew a nipple, on her foot.


I think I'll reconsider footjobs.

Finally! Something boob guys and foot guys can agree on!

I shouldn't have any trouble unhooking a sock.

Gives a whole new meaning to "milking your shoe sponsor".

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2468 on: July 18, 2011, 03:29:31 PM »
That foot nipple even has hair for fuck's sake!

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2469 on: July 18, 2011, 04:09:33 PM »
Why aren't 180 crooked grinds called salad grinds?

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2470 on: July 18, 2011, 04:14:51 PM »
Because Eric Dressen wasn't trying to fuck with no 180s.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2471 on: July 26, 2011, 05:11:22 PM »
Can someone post up Ben Gilley's part in Reason to Believe? I know it's a strange request but that part has always got me hyped and youtube took down the only one.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2472 on: July 26, 2011, 05:41:39 PM »
Can someone post up Ben Gilley's part in Reason to Believe? I know it's a strange request but that part has always got me hyped and youtube took down the only one.
Here's the whole vid  Reason to Believe

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2473 on: July 26, 2011, 05:43:09 PM »


Larry was a ghost with a big dick.  He also had ghastly pale skin, eyes dark as a coal mine, and rows of bright, white teeth sharpened to points.  Nobody remembered those things.  They just remembered his huge dick.

This, as you might imagine, was problematic for Larry.  Did all those frightening, phantasmagoric traits come naturally?  No, nor did they come easily.  It took years of painstaking (not to mention painful) planning and reconstructive surgery for Larry to finally reach what he thought was a satisfactory level of terrifying.  But no matter what he did, people just noticed the dick.  The huge pulsating dick.

This is how an attempted scare usually went.  Larry would choose someone who lived alone since they tend to be a bit skittish in the first place.  Around midnight, he'd move something that they couldn't quite see.  ?Did the lamp just move?? they'd ask themselves, since no one is ever there to listen, ?I swear the fucking lamp just moved.?  Then he'd float into the room, his toes barely brushing the floor.  Sometimes he'd go in quiet; sometimes he'd go in screaming.  It didn?t really matter considering the response.

Most guys would just get embarrassed.  How would you feel? A demon straight out of the nightmares of the most imaginative children floats into your room, gently flowing as though twisted by some unseen, chill breeze. And even through layers of protoplasm and tattered clothing you can tell his wiener is like, twice as big as yours.

?This is fucked up,? they'd say.

Or, ?I can't possibly believe that this spectre has such a gigantic dong.  It?s not even hard, this is goddamn bananas.?

The scene was usually much worse for women (and for awhile, Larry avoided women altogether).  Most times they'd wind up hitting on him.

?AAAAH, WHA? whoa? that thing is amazing,? they'd coo.

Twice, in fact, women just straight up started sucking his dick.  He'd be halfway through some dreary moan meant to make the hair stand on end, and his penis would be in someone's mouth.  ?It's so fucking cold,? they?d mumble with their mouths full of wang.  Ghost wang.

Of course he came.  But when he did, they always died.  Something about getting a load in the mouth from some wretched ghoul ends up fatal.

There wasn't much Larry could do.  He even tried going the classic route, throwing a sheet over himself (which was upsetting, considering all the work he'd put into his horrific visage) and cutting two eyeholes in it like a child's Halloween costume.  They always knew.  ?Smuggling a babies arm under there pal??

The moral of the story is that even ghosts have proble- wait? did you see the chair move?  I swear to God the fucking chair just moved.   AAAAAAAAHHH!

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2474 on: August 03, 2011, 09:52:26 PM »

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2475 on: September 01, 2011, 12:58:40 AM »
Tried searching it but failed. How do I embed videos on slap?

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2476 on: September 01, 2011, 01:09:07 AM »
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2477 on: September 04, 2011, 07:30:01 PM »
Julian Assange just compared hacking to skateboarding in his 60 minutes interview. Something like "hackers break codes just to prove to themselves that they can. Just like a skateboarder learns new tricks just to prove to himself that he can do it."
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2478 on: September 07, 2011, 03:04:18 PM »
Those cancer pictures hit pretty hard, poor kid. Can't begin to imagine how devastated his mother must be.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2479 on: September 08, 2011, 09:48:15 PM »
Tried searching it but failed. How do I embed videos on slap?
Just post the link.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2480 on: September 18, 2011, 08:59:31 PM »
Which video was the Adam & the Ants song "Prince Charming" in?
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2481 on: September 18, 2011, 09:39:35 PM »
Which video was the Adam & the Ants song "Prince Charming" in?
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2482 on: September 18, 2011, 09:55:54 PM »
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Which video was the Adam & the Ants song "Prince Charming" in?
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2483 on: September 18, 2011, 11:05:05 PM »
http://ilgarr.tumblr.com/

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2484 on: September 23, 2011, 12:19:37 AM »
I am quitting smoking weed and cigarettes at the same time. I have been smoking weed pretty solid for 13 years and cigarettes off and on (never smoking or quitting for more than 2 years at a time) for about 10 years. I had quit smoking cigarettes for about a year now and thought I had the habit finally kicked  - like the first time in my life I felt I did not even want to touch a cigarette (no cravings at all). But I started smoking again 5 months ago when my girl of 3 years left me (I know... emo shit). I have never really made a solid effort at quitting weed. I think I stopped for maybe 3 months here and 1 month there but other than that always smoked solid. I really regret starting smoking cigs again and that was easy to quit but weed is tough. My issue is that I am not quitting because I don't like being high. I enjoyed it up to the last joint. My problem is my memory and just generally thinking on my toes. I mean, I finished college so I am not brain-dead but I still wish I could get a few brain cells back. In the past year the stoner moments have just gotten too great to bear. Any of you youngins that have been smoking for under ten years that think you know what I am talking about - you have no fucking clue. This shit really starts to take its tole. I don't really know the point of this post other than to say it is really fucking hard to quit. I want to get high so bad but I know it is time to throw in the towel. I am not much of a drinker so this shit sort of sucks. I am on a week now and have never felt as serious about this as I do right now. That is all I have to say about that.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2485 on: October 06, 2011, 05:05:33 PM »

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2487 on: October 06, 2011, 06:11:27 PM »
damn illuminati got a long reach
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2488 on: October 08, 2011, 09:50:22 AM »


Theres a thread for this shit, but I couldn't find it.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #2489 on: October 08, 2011, 01:53:38 PM »
Anyone know when the new KOTR footage will be out? Or if it is already?