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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2007, 06:49:22 AM »
i found out the answer to one of lifes big questions today

"if your drop your wedding ring in a toliet full of shit, do you reach in to get it out?"

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #61 on: July 10, 2007, 07:46:05 AM »
Rfox - yes when it rained all the water ran right into a runoff at the back of the neighborhood and down to one of the 'lakes'

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #62 on: July 10, 2007, 08:07:11 AM »
i said hell no to that, it was so gnarly, just no way i could do it

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #63 on: July 10, 2007, 08:14:09 AM »
When we got preggers I moved from a place on Kirby to The Woodlands! The inevitable happens when you move there.
 
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #64 on: July 10, 2007, 08:27:16 AM »
i asked my friend marty to see if he could get me a job at american apparel in boston and he is going to ask his manager. i think i have a 50/50 chance of getting the job
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #65 on: July 10, 2007, 09:34:30 AM »
i said hell no to that, it was so gnarly, just no way i could do it

You couldn't have fished it out with an old toothbrush or something?

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #66 on: July 10, 2007, 09:40:42 AM »
Or maybe a hanger? Is it still there?
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #67 on: July 10, 2007, 09:44:05 AM »
i said hell no to that, it was so gnarly, just no way i could do it
you flushed it? fuck that.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #68 on: July 10, 2007, 09:54:12 AM »
not sure how i can explain this, but one thing to keep in mind is that this was a 20 dollar silver ring i brought in mexico, knowing that it would most likely get fucked up skating and working out and all that. so it wasn't some blinged out ring but definitely had lots of sentimental value.

on the logistics side, i dropped it at the end of my session. all i heard was a loud ping and the ring was out of sight. the toliet was a mess, it wan't just like one or two logs, it was basically a floating stack that pyrimided out of the water and the ring was under it and completely out of site. to have any hope of finding it, i would have had to have scooped some out or fished around in there with my hand. i was thinking that if i flushed it maybe the ring would stay in the bottem because it was heavy but no dice, everything was gone. and the whole time my wife was getting pissed because I kept laughing. i wasn't laughing because of my ring, it was just the gnarly, crazy ass situation i found myself in that was making me laugh. for some reason everytime i looked in the toliet and thought about putting my hand in there, i'd just bust out laughing. but needless to say that made the whole situation worse.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #69 on: July 10, 2007, 09:57:34 AM »
That would have made me laugh too.

Sorry, dude.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #70 on: July 10, 2007, 10:07:45 AM »
I find myself laughing at times when it's inappropriate. I was thinking Diamonds and Platnium.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #71 on: July 10, 2007, 11:23:43 AM »
damn that sucks, what did your wife say? or does she not know yet

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #72 on: July 10, 2007, 11:28:48 AM »
I went to that gay ass hair cutter I really donīt know how you guys call those...hair stylist no..hair cutter is not the right word but itīs what people with that profession do ahhh fuck it. Anyway, I was there today cause my hair on my backhead starts to get too long and it looks fucked cause my hair on the forehead is not as long, so I told her to fucking cut the backhair and I wanted it to match the front hair (hahahahaaa Iīm so laughing right now, cause this is the most boring and senseless post ever) and I said not to cut the damn front hair and that i donīt want short fucking hair and she fucking gave me a jock hairstyle with really short hair and I was asleep/high and when I woke up she said "I think Iīm done" and I was like "damnit, that is the worst hair I ever had" and she looked so sad and I was still half asleep and not thinking what I was saying and just said loudly what I thought and that was that she fucking did what I asked her not to do and that my hair sucks now. Then when I left and she said "see you next time" I murmured "probably not" to myself but then I realised that I said it really loud. Best thing, before I fell asleep she told me that story about how she got to know her boyfriend online, cause they were in the same counterstrikeclan.
How come that each time I go to get my hair cut, I always tell em not to make it short, and they still cut it that way! I hate getting my hair cut. Yeah, I realise that I sound like a girl right now but that gets me pissed every time....
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #73 on: July 10, 2007, 11:35:35 AM »
not sure how i can explain this, but one thing to keep in mind is that this was a 20 dollar silver ring i brought in mexico, knowing that it would most likely get fucked up skating and working out and all that. so it wasn't some blinged out ring but definitely had lots of sentimental value.

on the logistics side, i dropped it at the end of my session. all i heard was a loud ping and the ring was out of sight. the toliet was a mess, it wan't just like one or two logs, it was basically a floating stack that pyrimided out of the water and the ring was under it and completely out of site. to have any hope of finding it, i would have had to have scooped some out or fished around in there with my hand. i was thinking that if i flushed it maybe the ring would stay in the bottem because it was heavy but no dice, everything was gone. and the whole time my wife was getting pissed because I kept laughing. i wasn't laughing because of my ring, it was just the gnarly, crazy ass situation i found myself in that was making me laugh. for some reason everytime i looked in the toliet and thought about putting my hand in there, i'd just bust out laughing. but needless to say that made the whole situation worse.
But donīt you have these rubber gloves for cleaning  or something? Anyway, Iīm sorry, I guess that ring had a huge sentimental value, so it doesnīt really matter if itīs diamond/gold, cause itīs your wedding ring. I am sorry for you loss, and Iīm even more sorry cause, well, youīre a guy, so you probably think "sleazy you motherfuckin genius, so clever you didnīt buy that 5k ring, you knew youīd lose it" but I bet your wifey is gonna give you a hard time for that...so Iīm sorry for you, good luck on explaining!
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #74 on: July 10, 2007, 11:45:41 AM »
That sucks that you lost your ring man. I am with you about the laughing part just because that is so outlandish. I laugh a lot out of place, not to be malicious, but just because the circumstances are so crazy.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #75 on: July 10, 2007, 11:56:40 AM »
damn that sucks, what did your wife say? or does she not know yet

oh she knows, she was pretty much yelling at me the whole time. she gets really pissed when i fidget with my ring which i do constantly and so she was all pissed on the "i told you know to fidget with your ring and now it's in the toliet" tip. she was also pressuring me to basically man up and fish it out because she wasn't feeling sympathetic because like i said she always is bitching at me about not fidgeting with my ring. then when she pressured me to dig it out and i thought about it, looked at the gnarly pile of shit and started laughing and saying "no way" she basically was saying that i was being insensitive to the rings sentimental value.

now she's pretty much over it and we are going to shop for another ring this weeked but it was definitely a crazy situation

on a side note, i purposefully got a cheap ring because i didn't want to have to stress about loosing it or messing it up and i just wanted to put all my jewlery money on my wife as the only person who would be impressed by a blinged out ring on me would be some gold digger type chic and i don't get down like that so why bother. and having extra bling on my wifes ring has the opposite effect of letting wanna be players know that she is well spoken for. the old penis deflector bling

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #76 on: July 10, 2007, 12:31:09 PM »
just can't do the bling for myself, i don't want it bad enough and already blew my bling bugget on my banging earings...


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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #77 on: July 10, 2007, 12:33:22 PM »
c'mon, baby Sleazy will want you to have nice jewelry
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #79 on: July 10, 2007, 02:41:22 PM »
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #80 on: July 10, 2007, 02:51:34 PM »
Sleazy's ring episode probably deserved it's own thread. Mad wife is no joke.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #81 on: July 10, 2007, 04:29:39 PM »
When we got preggers I moved from a place on Kirby to The Woodlands! The inevitable happens when you move there.
 
Ian Mcharg's masterplanned community.  That place channels water runoff like no other, and protects aquifers!  It was supposed to be idyllic, did it work?
i smell a landscape architect.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #82 on: July 10, 2007, 05:40:00 PM »
I went to that gay ass hair cutter I really donīt know how you guys call those...hair stylist no..hair cutter is not the right word but itīs what people with that profession do ahhh fuck it. Anyway, I was there today cause my hair on my backhead starts to get too long and it looks fucked cause my hair on the forehead is not as long, so I told her to fucking cut the backhair and I wanted it to match the front hair (hahahahaaa Iīm so laughing right now, cause this is the most boring and senseless post ever) and I said not to cut the damn front hair and that i donīt want short fucking hair and she fucking gave me a jock hairstyle with really short hair and I was asleep/high and when I woke up she said "I think Iīm done" and I was like "damnit, that is the worst hair I ever had" and she looked so sad and I was still half asleep and not thinking what I was saying and just said loudly what I thought and that was that she fucking did what I asked her not to do and that my hair sucks now. Then when I left and she said "see you next time" I murmured "probably not" to myself but then I realised that I said it really loud. Best thing, before I fell asleep she told me that story about how she got to know her boyfriend online, cause they were in the same counterstrikeclan.
How come that each time I go to get my hair cut, I always tell em not to make it short, and they still cut it that way! I hate getting my hair cut. Yeah, I realise that I sound like a girl right now but that gets me pissed every time....

yah it seems like they always cut it they way they want it to look. the good thing about bad hair cuts is you can always convert to a skinhead, if you truly want a boot tattooed on your nose
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #83 on: July 10, 2007, 06:10:03 PM »
ok boys, i'm gone from slap for a while.  it's been fun.  i luv u my delphi peeps and everyone else who posts here just for contributing to my entertainment in some way.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #84 on: July 10, 2007, 06:12:09 PM »
i didnt do fuck today. It was raining.

I just layed around. and posted here. I feel like a piece of shit.

maybe tommorow wont be so lame.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #85 on: July 10, 2007, 07:08:09 PM »
skating on the way home im pretty sure i saw sal barbier and then no less then 2 minutes later a prositute asked me if, "i wanted to meet her over there"
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #86 on: July 10, 2007, 08:19:40 PM »
today at work i got yelled at by some fat ass redneck because i forgot to put an extra barbeque sauce in his bag. the conversation went something like this:
"I DIDN'T DRIVE 20 MILES OVER HERE TO NOT GET MA SAUCE"
*me busting out laughing*
"I DON'T FIND IT FUNNY AT ALL, SON"
*handing him extra barbeque sauce, barely able to breathe because i'm laughing so much*
"I'M TELLIN' YER MANAGERRR"
*still laughing*

then my manager yelled at me in spanish, i think i might get fired

by the way, that redneck bought 11 pounds of barbeque, 11 fucking pounds

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #87 on: July 10, 2007, 09:13:01 PM »
I think Heath Kirchart looks like Bill Murray in a way.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #88 on: July 10, 2007, 09:30:59 PM »
ok boys, i'm gone from slap for a while.  it's been fun.  i luv u my delphi peeps and everyone else who posts here just for contributing to my entertainment in some way.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #89 on: July 11, 2007, 06:34:32 AM »
if finally stopped raining in Houston, felt so good to skate that i almost didn't notice the heat