"Moth egg"

[donnie_murdo]

Ok, bit fucked up, anyway, i'm sitting here looking at ebay, a moth landed on my jeans, then proceeded to use, what i can only really describe as it's "tail pipe" to start pumping out tiny, hardly even visible to the eye white things, with it's little tail pipe thing, so i'm either thinking, it just had sex on my leg, which i don't think it did, or it's just laid it's family on me.

Now i've not had this happen to me before, but i can see the destruction the little catipilar fuckers can do to clothing, plasitc, old dieselie hash, weed, any fabric, etc. . . when they hatch and "start living"

So basically i should have put this in the doesn't deserve it's own thread topic.

But has anyone else ever seen a moth laying eggs in person, and if so did they use said "tail pipe", these jeans are going in the fucking wash, and i'm sorry to say to anyone who's a naturist (i am to an extent, but this is a no, no) but i'm going to elimanate mothies fuckng family with boiling water and strong detergent on a harsh moth egg destruction cycle.

Please comment

[Duffy]

Word.

[diegomenendez]

dude I was eating a hot pocket

[mikefork]

i hate it when bugs land on me because of the same reason

[lophatrophazoa]

yah its gotta be eggs. ive seen vids of other insects lay eggs and they use a tail pipe thing, so i assume the moth would be similar. bummer you didnt see some insect xxx, some crazy shit goes down

[picklesickshuv-it]

ahh, yes. 

[donnie_murdo]

Ahh, that moth that laid it's eggs on me is still hanging out in my room, i'm not sure what it wants it's like about 1/2 an inch long, and pretty thin, it's not your normal moth, well that i can tell - prehaps nature has edited it's mentality and form to annoy the ebay luring denim wearer.

It's chilling just to the left of me, like it's watching all i do, to make sure it's family lives, shame they're getting boiling water, a spin cycle, and a harsh dose from a Persil liquid tablet on them right now, followed by going in the dryer then getting burnt with an iron.

If they manage to live after that, i will think about changing my aliance from Kraken to Moth, i have see enough Godzilla films in my life to know Mothra, can be a fucker !

[GattMood]

A moth just ran a train on you, accept it.

[donnie_murdo]

A moth just ran a train on you, accept it.

I already have !

I just wanted to know if it had happend to anyone else, followed by the moth gloting at me

[killbot]

good post but can you stop yankeeing up your english this woulda been funnier if you said some funny celtic word for semen

[urujuay]

earlier this year i killed the biggest housefly i've ever seen and thousands of little maggots poured out everywhere.

[donnie_murdo]

good post but can you stop yankeeing up your english this woulda been funnier if you said some funny celtic word for semen

Ahhh ok

Aye yermeeanin moth spunk aye ?, Ehh jizz, white weewee, etc ?


As for horsefly maggots, you should have made a post !

[MexicanSpaniard]

Look a little like this?

[SeanaPaul]

Aye how the fuck do you get rid of moths, they're trying to do a number on my house. Any help appreciated.

[Vauxhall]

earlier this year i killed the biggest housefly i've ever seen and thousands of little maggots poured out everywhere.

The grossest shit ever. That happened to me too, right when I killed the fucker. It was sort of poetic, it started to spew out eggs as it died next to my sink.

[dodgersgirl]

Thank you Donnie Murdo for the laugh! That was the funniest post I've ever read on here...

[EricLogan]

"what's that, ben? You've laid your brood of eggs in my naval? That's wonderful news! We're going to be mommies!"
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