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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #750 on: September 18, 2011, 01:28:32 AM »


if he did a powerslide to boardslide up the ramp then that's pretty goddamn cool.
While searching layback grinds on youtube, I got distracted and found myself watching longboard hill bombs, slams and slides. Anyway, I found some footage of that same guy(at least, as he appears to me) doing a powerslide boardslide. I thought someone might like to see it. 2:43-3:15

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« Reply #751 on: September 18, 2011, 07:56:58 PM »

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« Reply #752 on: September 18, 2011, 09:40:54 PM »
that dumpster just raped that kid

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« Reply #753 on: September 22, 2011, 02:47:43 PM »
that dumpster just raped that kid
Where is Chris Hansen when you need him?

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #754 on: September 22, 2011, 04:32:18 PM »
that dumpster just raped that kid
Where is Chris Hansen when you need him?

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #755 on: September 24, 2011, 12:44:13 PM »


if he did a powerslide to boardslide up the ramp then that's pretty goddamn cool.
While searching layback grinds on youtube, I got distracted and found myself watching longboard hill bombs, slams and slides. Anyway, I found some footage of that same guy(at least, as he appears to me) doing a powerslide boardslide. I thought someone might like to see it. 2:43-3:15

Two questions:
1) Even though these bros are totally awesome at sliding, hpw cpme their style looks soo uncomfortable as soon as they push or worse, ollie?
2) The fuck was Duane Peters doing there hanging out with those losers?

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #756 on: September 26, 2011, 11:50:15 PM »


if he did a powerslide to boardslide up the ramp then that's pretty goddamn cool.
While searching layback grinds on youtube, I got distracted and found myself watching longboard hill bombs, slams and slides. Anyway, I found some footage of that same guy(at least, as he appears to me) doing a powerslide boardslide. I thought someone might like to see it. 2:43-3:15

Two questions:
1) Even though these bros are totally awesome at sliding, hpw cpme their style looks soo uncomfortable as soon as they push or worse, ollie?
2) The fuck was Duane Peters doing there hanging out with those losers?

duane does what duane wants dammit


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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #757 on: December 20, 2011, 11:51:43 AM »
its true, for some reason all longboarders dont bother learning to push. As a result half of em go mongo....

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« Reply #758 on: December 31, 2011, 06:26:11 AM »
its true, for some reason all longboarders dont bother learning to push. As a result half of em go mongo....

Dont matter, they are like a black holes, sucking all things lame.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #759 on: January 14, 2012, 03:26:29 PM »
oh man i have never been on this site, but i randomly stumbled onto this thread and laughed my fuckin ass off so hard i had to register and personally thank all of you for it. pure fuckin comedy, the christian messages just put it over the top. oh and also i know im a surfer bra kook but that guy doing the turn on the weird board with tires is pro surfer brad gerlach, that guy is insane. doubt he could kickflip or probly even ollie but im sure with a little practice and motivation he would be frontside hacking a pool like noone's business

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #760 on: January 16, 2012, 02:11:16 PM »
I just finished reading this thread from the beginning, and it has been a long and hilarious journey. Out of everything here, this one takes it for sure. I can't believe that actually happened, The mongo push is just icing.



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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #761 on: February 05, 2012, 07:29:18 PM »


For you core-cats

wrongboarding spawns

Sam Kimpan, damn this dude is a mutherfuckin college student

Michel Lepez 24 fuckin years old
This guy's awesome hair http://www.hookit.com/members/benfinucan/
This kid thinks he's gonna get sponsored with male grappling (Tyler Johnson)
Douche-alert http://www.hookit.com/members/matthewnelson32/
dude that was totaly a land bro
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this dude is killin it at life "good calves!"http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/



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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #762 on: February 05, 2012, 07:47:14 PM »
I have been aware of these sites for some time but what I don't understand is this - when you gain a "sponsor", do they send people stuff? I am sure some of the kids get free shit but it can't be possible that everyone gets something. That would probably put some of these companies out of business. Is getting "sponsored" on one of these sites akin to liking a page on facebook? Maybe I just answered my own question.

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« Reply #763 on: February 05, 2012, 09:47:39 PM »
"I got a fever and the only prescription is more Cadillac Ranch Dressing." - Jereme Rogers

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« Reply #764 on: April 15, 2012, 01:38:42 PM »

"I was trying to baskside 360 wit my hands sideways"



"i did switch 270 tailside"

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Im not sure if this is photoshopped or not lol

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #765 on: April 23, 2012, 04:26:24 PM »

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #766 on: April 23, 2012, 04:41:14 PM »


this should have been an OIAM elimination challenge
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #767 on: April 27, 2012, 12:34:22 PM »
Balansing a board? Sure, makes sence if all other parts weight equally, something they never do. Even then, it does not matter, boards dont weight enough for balance to make any difference.

Back to Jake Lachance, here is his profile: http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/ .
Filed under "Vitals":

Sports: BMX, Skate, Snowboard, Scootering, Fishing
My Resumes: BMX, Skate, Snowboard, Scootering, Fishing, Archery, Baseball
Bio: im good in school but seem not to want to go and people say im cute
Style: chillin
Favorite Athletes: Dave Mirra, Travis Pastrana, Tory Pudwell, Bam Margera, Rob Dyrdek, Big Black

There is a clip of him sucking at BMX freestyle, Jakes response to the haters?  "My Edited Video - it was wet dont make fun of me "

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #768 on: May 03, 2012, 11:08:28 PM »


if he did a powerslide to boardslide up the ramp then that's pretty goddamn cool.
While searching layback grinds on youtube, I got distracted and found myself watching longboard hill bombs, slams and slides. Anyway, I found some footage of that same guy(at least, as he appears to me) doing a powerslide boardslide. I thought someone might like to see it. 2:43-3:15

Is that Ziggy from tony hawks american wasteland at 3:20?

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #769 on: May 05, 2012, 03:02:12 PM »
Balansing a board? Sure, makes sence if all other parts weight equally, something they never do. Even then, it does not matter, boards dont weight enough for balance to make any difference.

Back to Jake Lachance, here is his profile: http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/ .
Filed under "Vitals":

Sports: BMX, Skate, Snowboard, Scootering, Fishing
My Resumes: BMX, Skate, Snowboard, Scootering, Fishing, Archery, Baseball
Bio: im good in school but seem not to want to go and people say im cute
Style: chillin
Favorite Athletes: Dave Mirra, Travis Pastrana, Tory Pudwell, Bam Margera, Rob Dyrdek, Big Black

There is a clip of him sucking at BMX freestyle, Jakes response to the haters?  "My Edited Video - it was wet dont make fun of me "
http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/media/79b349fb-a2a0-4a09-9d33-174947307528.aspx

even though his shoes do look a size or two too big, I highly doubt this is just a case of "shoes sucking bad that day"
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #770 on: May 21, 2012, 10:01:28 PM »
Jesus, how can kids actually like this shit?











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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #771 on: May 21, 2012, 10:15:39 PM »
Balansing a board? Sure, makes sence if all other parts weight equally, something they never do. Even then, it does not matter, boards dont weight enough for balance to make any difference.

Back to Jake Lachance, here is his profile: http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/ .
Filed under "Vitals":

Sports: BMX, Skate, Snowboard, Scootering, Fishing
My Resumes: BMX, Skate, Snowboard, Scootering, Fishing, Archery, Baseball
Bio: im good in school but seem not to want to go and people say im cute
Style: chillin
Favorite Athletes: Dave Mirra, Travis Pastrana, Tory Pudwell, Bam Margera, Rob Dyrdek, Big Black

There is a clip of him sucking at BMX freestyle, Jakes response to the haters?  "My Edited Video - it was wet dont make fun of me "

bahaha. this thread is fucking awesome
« Last Edit: May 21, 2012, 11:11:01 PM by R. D. Pullman »

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #772 on: May 22, 2012, 03:11:55 PM »

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« Reply #773 on: May 23, 2012, 09:19:54 PM »
And the fact that he's holding a Consolidated board makes it even funnier.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #774 on: June 20, 2012, 08:36:18 PM »
Jesus, how can kids actually like this shit?











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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #775 on: July 15, 2012, 09:32:33 PM »
We can't make this shit up...




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HOLY SHIT! i went to school with this kid! Hopefully i have the chance to throw something at him in the near future

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #776 on: July 16, 2012, 12:00:23 AM »


mean lean and no wax but fuck it we're doin it live

as i said


we out here.
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« Reply #777 on: July 17, 2012, 09:54:32 PM »
He even got his facial hair to look like Bam's. Awesome

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« Reply #778 on: July 18, 2012, 01:17:09 PM »

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