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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #690 on: June 06, 2011, 03:58:14 PM »
that sw 180 is no joke, yo


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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #691 on: June 06, 2011, 04:20:56 PM »
this guy is killing it

and he's handsome,  for a cyborg


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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #692 on: June 06, 2011, 08:20:11 PM »
ahah poor livetskiy, has no idea that you auto get 15% "sponsorship" offers when you sign up

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #693 on: June 10, 2011, 05:23:36 AM »
Heard Matt Slenz might enter street league for the 2012.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #694 on: June 11, 2011, 09:18:26 PM »
I have never wanted to hit a child........until now
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it's not fantasizing if it really happened.  your gay as fuck for even thinkin about them havin sex u fagit

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #695 on: June 11, 2011, 09:30:39 PM »
« Last Edit: June 11, 2011, 09:41:40 PM by Skater Austin »

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #696 on: June 12, 2011, 12:53:08 AM »
^He's got that antwaun arm steeze

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #697 on: June 15, 2011, 06:12:52 AM »
I think she's going for the Kevin Staab look.
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #698 on: June 15, 2011, 07:35:30 AM »

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #699 on: June 15, 2011, 11:13:46 AM »
I've actually met this dude. His name is Dan and he's 40. He skated my hometown skatepark on his "tour" in 2006. He brought a van full of 13 year old kids that told me how good he was and assured me that he was sponsored by Monster and Globe. He showed up, stretched, and put Monster stickers on his "Got Jesus" t-shirt before filming at the park. So many caveman boardslides and early grabs that didn't clear the pyramid.




Nice enough dude. He would scream "YEAH! ALRIGHT!" every time somebody road away from anything. He asked me to film a part for his new video. I was flattered. I always assumed this dude would be the type where the police would find a bunch of dead children in his house someday.

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« Reply #700 on: June 19, 2011, 11:53:34 AM »
I've actually met this dude. His name is Dan and he's 40. He skated my hometown skatepark on his "tour" in 2006. He brought a van full of 13 year old kids that told me how good he was and assured me that he was sponsored by Monster and Globe. He showed up, stretched, and put Monster stickers on his "Got Jesus" t-shirt before filming at the park. So many caveman boardslides and early grabs that didn't clear the pyramid.




Nice enough dude. He would scream "YEAH! ALRIGHT!" every time somebody road away from anything. He asked me to film a part for his new video. I was flattered. I always assumed this dude would be the type where the police would find a bunch of dead children in his house someday.
what. the. fuck.
amazing...
looks like he's about to kick out too.


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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #702 on: June 20, 2011, 07:37:23 AM »
I have never wanted to hit a child........until now

oh my god this is way to good

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #703 on: June 25, 2011, 01:36:14 PM »


Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #704 on: June 25, 2011, 02:38:11 PM »
Jesus, how can kids actually like this shit?









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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #705 on: June 25, 2011, 02:42:57 PM »
Just think of the money that could be made off selling those Monsters. The kids at the park would go ape shit. I didn't think companies would send free products to these kids.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #706 on: June 25, 2011, 03:59:12 PM »




Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #707 on: June 26, 2011, 05:47:12 AM »
ahaha the longboard ones are awesome

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #708 on: June 27, 2011, 02:40:29 AM »

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #709 on: June 27, 2011, 02:43:43 AM »
i?m glad i scrolled to the right.
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #710 on: June 27, 2011, 02:49:23 AM »
i?m glad i scrolled to the right.

far rights where its at!

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #711 on: June 28, 2011, 11:11:17 AM »
I have never wanted to hit a child........until now


I've never met this kid before, but my shop gave him a board for a benefit thing for his family when his brother died. Based on his profile, I think he might be pretty fucked up from it. I don't know if showering him with liquid cigarettes and pushing delusions of sponsorship will really help.
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #712 on: June 28, 2011, 11:16:09 AM »
He also has an album called "Eddie B with girls." I'm not doing a very good job of trying not to make fun of this kid.








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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #713 on: July 01, 2011, 06:16:21 PM »
Jesus, how can kids actually like this shit?










I can't figure out if I know this kid or if there is another 15 year old named Bryce who looks a lot like a kid I used to live near.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #714 on: July 01, 2011, 10:42:23 PM »
bryce needs to be taken out back and shot


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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #715 on: July 05, 2011, 04:41:07 PM »
bryce needs to be taken out back and shot
i laughed out loud. But i do agree. Youre not allowed to be 15 and have a monster cake.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #716 on: July 05, 2011, 09:12:02 PM »
I've actually met this dude. His name is Dan and he's 40. He skated my hometown skatepark on his "tour" in 2006. He brought a van full of 13 year old kids that told me how good he was and assured me that he was sponsored by Monster and Globe. He showed up, stretched, and put Monster stickers on his "Got Jesus" t-shirt before filming at the park. So many caveman boardslides and early grabs that didn't clear the pyramid.




Nice enough dude. He would scream "YEAH! ALRIGHT!" every time somebody road away from anything. He asked me to film a part for his new video. I was flattered. I always assumed this dude would be the type where the police would find a bunch of dead children in his house someday.
haha theres a pic of him wearing that on like the second page of this thread.

this thread is incredible

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #717 on: July 05, 2011, 11:40:07 PM »
This thread is still the best.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #718 on: July 06, 2011, 12:30:45 PM »










« Last Edit: July 06, 2011, 12:33:43 PM by friendly dave »
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #719 on: July 06, 2011, 02:43:51 PM »


this hurts my eyes, and you can barely even see the rail hahaha