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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2007, 09:46:57 PM »
"Grind rail"


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Nice boardslide it's almost like youre not even trying!


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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2007, 09:50:07 PM »
"Grind rail"


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Nice boardslide it's almost like youre not even trying!


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whole leeeeee shit! ! ! hahahhhahah
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2007, 09:57:29 PM »
what the fuck would possess a person to post this picture up of themselves on a website whose sole purpose is to get you hooked up with a sponsor? ? ? ?
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2007, 09:59:32 PM »

yup..

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2007, 10:02:41 PM »

something tells me this guy wouldnt have a positive rating if he posted here..

that guy has got to be at least 22  (which means he's way too fucking old to have a profile on that site. He should know better !)
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2007, 10:04:18 PM »

danny way's baby picture.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2007, 10:26:00 PM »

danny way's baby picture.

i spy Darth Vader looming in the foreground.
could this kid be the new "chosen one" (after Sheckler retires, of course) ? ? ?

dont succumb to the Dark Side, dude !
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2007, 10:29:55 PM »
whoa i saw a one foot phantom noseslide to fence grab
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #38 on: July 28, 2007, 10:31:12 PM »
my eyes hurt

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2007, 10:34:57 PM »
6 Guests?
Uh oh, they've caught on..

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2007, 11:33:21 PM »
HAHAHA, Classic SLAP already!
One of my favorite lines is the one of spiked meth drnewton does off of lou pearlmans viarga and toddler-blood induced erection that finally puts that bitch 6 feet deep.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #41 on: July 29, 2007, 12:01:54 AM »







these are all the pics from this guys entire photo album. Would it kill him to actually *step* on a skateboard? Oh wait, it probably would.
This is bizarre it is like he is just taking the Krew/Supra approach to marketing, but using it in his own pursuit of sponsorship letting the lifestyle shots do all the work.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #42 on: July 29, 2007, 12:09:44 AM »


I wonder if Jamie Thomas sponsors aliens?



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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #43 on: July 29, 2007, 12:16:17 AM »
the master of the 360 pressure flip is in the house.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/NateSherwood/Home.aspx

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #44 on: July 29, 2007, 12:32:11 AM »

the kid has already made it, sure.

the day where skateboarding overpowers the front page from politics has come.

To the bunkers!!
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2007, 12:34:45 AM »
the master of the 360 pressure flip is in the house.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/NateSherwood/Home.aspx

I think hes going to have a better chance going through daewon to get those sponsorship deals

so embarrassaing


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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2007, 01:00:44 AM »

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2007, 01:17:03 AM »
what the fuck would possess a person to post this picture up of themselves on a website whose sole purpose is to get you hooked up with a sponsor? ? ? ?

i heard he is on "fallen"

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2007, 07:45:12 AM »
Oh man can we sticky this?
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2007, 09:09:40 AM »
BEST THREAD EVER...

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Re: this ones bad
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2007, 09:43:03 AM »
Bad ASS!!!! Awesome!!! Sticky!!!

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2007, 09:48:09 AM »

ummm, yeah....dude, i think you forgot your board.? ! ? ! ? I dont blame you though, its pretty stressfull trying to shoot a photo of yourself. Tripods can be assholes.
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #53 on: July 29, 2007, 09:52:51 AM »
and slowly another nail is driven into skateboardings coffin.
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #54 on: July 29, 2007, 09:56:51 AM »
AMAZING!!!! guess I should get one of these huh? looks like it works.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #55 on: July 29, 2007, 09:57:25 AM »

I guess this kid wins a lot of competitions. I wonder if he knows the judges gave him a motocross trophy?
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #56 on: July 29, 2007, 10:00:07 AM »

i hope this dude fails at whatever he's attempting. Cool shirt, too.
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #57 on: July 29, 2007, 10:02:32 AM »

now THIS is a polejam! I cant tell whether or not he's wearing cords.
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #58 on: July 29, 2007, 10:08:23 AM »

At first, i thought this dude was a guy. But then i saw his/her name was "Ashley," and now im not so sure.
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #59 on: July 29, 2007, 10:10:33 AM »

Volcom has really let their ads go to shit.
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