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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #60 on: July 29, 2007, 10:16:54 AM »

i have a feeling this guy is concious of the fact that he is the most handsome dude on the planet.
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #61 on: July 29, 2007, 10:37:08 AM »
i sure wish people would post links to the profiles so i could make some new internet friends

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Re: this ones bad
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #63 on: July 29, 2007, 10:57:41 AM »

At first, i thought this dude was a guy. But then i saw his/her name was "Ashley," and now im not so sure.

Looks like Ashley's mobile home is falling over, but I like the family wall. Am. Flag, Dad, Mom, Sis, Bro, little Ashley, Uncle Jesus, Ashley with Santa...

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« Reply #64 on: July 29, 2007, 11:30:33 AM »
this thread is going to get ugly fast. im stoked

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« Reply #65 on: July 29, 2007, 11:46:45 AM »

At first, i thought this dude was a guy. But then i saw his/her name was "Ashley," and now im not so sure.

Looks like Ashley's mobile home is falling over, but I like the family wall. Am. Flag, Dad, Mom, Sis, Bro, little Ashley, Uncle Jesus, Ashley with Santa...

is that president Kennedy on the wall?
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« Reply #66 on: July 29, 2007, 11:58:25 AM »
I thought that too at first, but generalizing— Flags and Jesus usually don't go hand in hand with the Democratic party. Ashley is a southern male name as in Gone with the Wind. I think it's Dad.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #67 on: July 29, 2007, 12:04:33 PM »
i think l'il ashley is throwing the horns for jesus
Why is Jesus pursuing that mountain lion?

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #68 on: July 29, 2007, 12:04:41 PM »
I think it's Dad before he started drinking.
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #69 on: July 29, 2007, 12:09:47 PM »
i think l'il ashley is throwing the horns for jesus

Yeah, me too. And the finger pointing to "heaven."

^^or maybe preacher Dad.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #70 on: July 29, 2007, 01:21:35 PM »


so, what is this kid trying to say? i can drop in? do kids really think this type of shit will get them sponsored?

man, fuck the kids, they suck.
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #71 on: July 29, 2007, 01:27:56 PM »


so, what is this kid trying to say? i can drop in? do kids really think this type of shit will get them sponsored?

man, fuck the kids, they suck.

how can you be so certain he pulled it?

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #72 on: July 29, 2007, 02:15:31 PM »

i really hope Ralph Macchio Jr. landed this one.
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« Reply #73 on: July 29, 2007, 02:17:55 PM »
my cheeks and face hurt from laughing at this shitt all day

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« Reply #74 on: July 29, 2007, 02:19:36 PM »

How pathetic. This kid payed his sisters 5 bucks each to kiss him for a picture to gain street cred.

Last weeks allowance = down the drain.
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« Reply #75 on: July 29, 2007, 02:23:36 PM »


just because the virtual reality "you" knows how to skateboard, doesnt mean the real "you" does too.
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #76 on: July 29, 2007, 02:25:15 PM »

How pathetic. This kid payed his sisters 5 bucks each to kiss him for a picture to gain street cred.

Last weeks allowance = down the drain.

hey, go easy on the guy... this is by far the best trick on the site!

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #77 on: July 29, 2007, 02:38:42 PM »


"should i sack on the rail now, or sack on the rail later ? ? ?
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #78 on: July 29, 2007, 02:42:36 PM »


Comments/Interaction Post a Comment > 

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youre fat


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you didn't get into it i can tell.


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« Reply #79 on: July 29, 2007, 02:45:20 PM »


Comments/Interaction Post a Comment > 

  Reel Says:
i never noticed until now that u r really hott!!
alisha


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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #80 on: July 29, 2007, 04:46:08 PM »
Switch Hardflip




um, i don't know what this is, but its something. it looks cool


this is a pic of me doing a kickflip in OC. as you can tell, its looks a little off, i landed it, but its was solid, since my knee wasn't 100% yet.


Do I laugh? or cry?

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« Reply #81 on: July 29, 2007, 04:54:45 PM »

How pathetic. This kid payed his sisters 5 bucks each to kiss him for a picture to gain street cred.

Last weeks allowance = down the drain.
giving scheckler a run for his money

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #82 on: July 29, 2007, 04:58:10 PM »
Don't these kids know what photoshop is?
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #83 on: July 29, 2007, 05:09:46 PM »
I just had to run to the store and get a six pack. I can't look at this sober. It just hurts too much....

OK. Please, continue.
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #84 on: July 29, 2007, 07:13:13 PM »
continue we shall


stacy craig seems to have gotten her kickflips on lockdown

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #85 on: July 29, 2007, 07:17:53 PM »


"kickflip down 7 ( not very levled out kickflip but landed)"

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #86 on: July 29, 2007, 07:19:12 PM »
do people actually believe this shit?

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #87 on: July 29, 2007, 07:20:44 PM »
this gem of a photo is simply labeled "sponsor 5"

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #88 on: July 29, 2007, 07:23:33 PM »


someone should hook this dude up asap.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #89 on: July 29, 2007, 07:23:59 PM »
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