Author Topic: this ones bad (Read 238212 times)

Guile · « **Reply #150 on:** July 30, 2007, 10:39:31 AM »

FUCK YOU TRANSWORLD

colin · « **Reply #151 on:** July 30, 2007, 10:41:10 AM »

Goddamn, Penis Monster, Peter, everyone, nice work! This thread is absolute gold. Thank you!

H8R · « **Reply #152 on:** July 30, 2007, 10:42:27 AM »

Quote from: skunk on July 30, 2007, 09:59:57 AM

It boost your ego, doesn't it? Makes you feel superior, like a man! Now you have some balls, because there are kids who you think are lower than you. But in reality, your shriveled little balls will never amount to what these kids will be.

got an issue, heres a tissue

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #153 on:** July 30, 2007, 10:46:06 AM »

Quote from: skunk on July 30, 2007, 10:23:27 AM

I don't have an account on SponsorHouse. I just came across this thread and couldn't believe how demeaning you people are. Just admit to it and stop, then I will leave and you will never hear from me again

ill never admit it, so now you can never leave! MWHAHAHAH!

Alan · « **Reply #154 on:** July 30, 2007, 10:51:42 AM »

I think Nevermore used the same tactic. Let's see how long this kid lasts.

kevbo999 · « **Reply #155 on:** July 30, 2007, 10:58:16 AM »

Quote from: DrNewton on July 28, 2007, 11:33:21 PM

Classic SLAP

Penis_Monster · « **Reply #156 on:** July 30, 2007, 11:37:47 AM »

"I got punched in the head because i took a shortcut through a shady alley on the way home from school and i guess the gangsters who lived there didnt like my shirt."

leeroy · « **Reply #157 on:** July 30, 2007, 12:07:03 PM »

Quote from: skunk on July 30, 2007, 09:43:24 AM

Does it make everyone on this thread feel better to make fun of kids. Seriously? How old are you people, 12? Grow the f@ck up! I don't see your lame ass photos on here.

Hey I used to be a kid too - it wasn't too many years ago so I perfectly remember not being THAT fucked up as these kids uploading their shitty skatephotos with made up trick names on the internet.

Telling lies of your own skating will send you to purgatory and it won't be a short visit.

zoob · « **Reply #158 on:** July 30, 2007, 01:22:16 PM »

Quote from: skunk on July 30, 2007, 10:23:27 AM

I don't have an account on SponsorHouse. I just came across this thread and couldn't believe how demeaning you people are. Just admit to it and stop, then I will leave and you will never hear from me again

What other thread have you read on the SLAP message board that would make you think we WOULD NOT make fun of these kids? Come on, this whole board is full of negativity.......christ, this is the funniest shit in the world....Great cure for the "Monday's".......

sweets · « **Reply #159 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:24:09 PM »

Skunk, you should be going to that worthless web site and convince those kids (and the fucking grown men!) that they're fucking idiots. I was a kid once and I never entered a contest, let alone mentioned a fucking career as a sponsored skateboarder. Fuck you, you fucking fuck!

Actually, please post some photos of you skating....

sweatloaf · « **Reply #160 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:33:30 PM »

Quote from: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:00:48 PM

these kids are pretty good. If i owned a company, i would defnitely sponsor em. The flatground manual pic is totally nuts.

I guess Sponsorhouse.com gets the job done!

The "Dip" sign is the icing on the cake.

sweatloaf · « **Reply #161 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:43:31 PM »

Quote from: sfa on July 29, 2007, 01:21:35 PM

so, what is this kid trying to say? i can drop in? do kids really think this type of shit will get them sponsored?

man, fuck the kids, they suck.

That's a sick backtail

munkywrench · « **Reply #162 on:** July 30, 2007, 03:41:15 PM »

damn.. someones gettin butthurt on this thread.. hmm. 3 posts?

interesting....

tincan folk · « **Reply #163 on:** July 30, 2007, 04:10:35 PM »

Quote from: munkywrench on July 30, 2007, 03:41:15 PM

damn.. someones gettin butthurt on this thread.. hmm. 3 posts?

interesting....

yea skunk definitely is in one of these pektures
this thread's hilarious!

Math Professor · « **Reply #164 on:** July 30, 2007, 04:16:30 PM »

Quote from: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:18:09 PM

these are all the pics from this guys entire photo album. Would it kill him to actually *step* on a skateboard? Oh wait, it probably would.

Maybe he's working hard on his "chill" shots.

Sheep · « **Reply #165 on:** July 30, 2007, 04:18:49 PM »

Dear Skunk,

Kids nowadays need a good ass whuppin'. Older skaters have been way to friendly to the younger generation for way too long, and now look what we have to show for it...Shecklers. We need to purge skateboarding of these goofs early on. The true of heart will stick around to bully the next generation. This is a cycle that needs to begin again. Let it start here!

--Vibetek-- · « **Reply #166 on:** July 30, 2007, 04:19:37 PM »

Quote from: skunk on July 30, 2007, 09:59:57 AM

It boost your ego, doesn't it? Makes you feel superior, like a man! Now you have some balls, because there are kids who you think are lower than you. But in reality, your shriveled little balls will never amount to what these kids will be.

Sometimes you need to be cruel to be kind and these kids need to learn.

tincan folk · « **Reply #167 on:** July 30, 2007, 04:33:24 PM »

Quote from: Math Professor on July 30, 2007, 04:16:30 PM

Quote from: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:18:09 PM
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these are all the pics from this guys entire photo album. Would it kill him to actually *step* on a skateboard? Oh wait, it probably would.
[close]

Maybe he's working hard on his "chill" shots.

yea he's a shoe-in for a spot on element...
sick lifestyle hammers bro

bobsaget · « **Reply #168 on:** July 30, 2007, 05:51:42 PM »

Quote from: Guile on July 28, 2007, 04:21:10 PM

this could be the best thing since the myspace thread

that board on the groun that has the ruin sticker
that shop is right near my house
fucking sick ass place

Joshewuhh · « **Reply #169 on:** July 30, 2007, 07:02:42 PM »

Quote from: Peter on July 30, 2007, 10:30:21 AM

fine, we're assholes
but it's making our monday so much better.

Man, you said it.

I'm don't even wanna post in this thread, I was just wanna sit back and laugh.

fucking greatness.

DrNewton · « **Reply #170 on:** July 30, 2007, 08:42:20 PM »

Quote from: Peter on July 30, 2007, 08:59:09 AM

Quote from: Peter on July 30, 2007, 08:53:11 AM
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"feeble"
[close]

"5-0"

This kid has such a powerful style that he doesn't even need wax.

Penis_Monster · « **Reply #171 on:** July 30, 2007, 08:58:59 PM »

some kid posted this picture in their photo album:

...i predict a bidding war between shoe companies to get this dude to sign a 5-year contract.

Penis_Monster · « **Reply #172 on:** July 30, 2007, 09:02:21 PM »

"being young and naive makes me so thirsty"

Rusto1 · « **Reply #173 on:** July 30, 2007, 11:34:48 PM »

Joshewuhh · « **Reply #174 on:** July 30, 2007, 11:39:59 PM »

Quote from: Rusto1 on July 30, 2007, 11:34:48 PM

Oh god.

Joshewuhh · « **Reply #175 on:** July 30, 2007, 11:45:52 PM »

"Airwalk over the grass gap"

Joshewuhh · « **Reply #176 on:** July 30, 2007, 11:47:34 PM »

And just enjoy this whole profile

http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/cpdd/Default.aspx

datsnare · « **Reply #177 on:** July 31, 2007, 12:02:27 AM »

one of the tags for this was "hot guys"

KoRnholio8 · « **Reply #178 on:** July 31, 2007, 01:43:15 AM »

Quote from: datsnare on July 31, 2007, 12:02:27 AM

that one would hurt wenning... right in the heart...

Alexactly · « **Reply #179 on:** July 31, 2007, 02:27:49 AM »

See Jamie, there really is no god!

Author Topic: this ones bad (Read 238212 times)

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