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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #270 on: August 01, 2007, 06:29:05 AM »
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POSER OF THE MONTH!


fuck this one kills me, the ramp up, the struggle to maintain balanced in one spot while he gets his little brother to snap the shot, while telling him to "mind his own stupid business" when asked what it's for.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #271 on: August 01, 2007, 06:33:43 AM »
this thread should last for ever!

besides all the hilarious photos i had to laugh really hard at one of the profile questions: Do you train? What does your schedule look like?

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #272 on: August 01, 2007, 07:24:33 AM »
and to think I actually worked yesterday and missed this...

luaghed my ass off but my favorite has to be boner hippy hop, HAHAHAHA




gnar'd peter...

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #273 on: August 01, 2007, 07:27:59 AM »

gnar

picking a favorite is hard but i think this is mine. there are six frames with his feet on the ground. brilliant.

thanks peter.

i'll be giving you a gnar every day for the next week, and maybe a donut or something.
I need a coffee

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #274 on: August 01, 2007, 08:08:48 AM »
Peter and myself definitley enjoyed this thread last night.
And the best thing about Sponsorhouse... it does'nt stop. Just when you think you've seen the worst... nope, theres more.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #275 on: August 01, 2007, 08:14:50 AM »
someone should pretend to be a sponsor and contact one of these morons...
"my name is ray and i work over at element, maybe you're heard of them?  anyway i saw your photo on sponsorhouse and showed the team and they're all super stoked on you, what do you think about riding for element?  you can hang out with bam and shit".   
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #276 on: August 01, 2007, 08:17:29 AM »
This thread is a prime example of why skateboarding needs more assholes right now.
I know I was a stupid kid too but damn you'd think they would look at what they were doing and maybe think twice before posting it for all the world to see.
The sequence is my favorite so far.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #277 on: August 01, 2007, 08:20:16 AM »
This thread is a prime example of why skateboarding needs more assholes right now.
I know I was a stupid kid too but damn you'd think they would look at what they were doing and maybe think twice before posting it for all the world to see.
The sequence is my favorite so far.


I don't know man, i'm thinking this thread is more of a reason why skateboarding just needs to hurry up and die again.
Its getting out of hand.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #278 on: August 01, 2007, 08:27:58 AM »

catching some air!

another well executed 5-0!

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #279 on: August 01, 2007, 08:56:19 AM »
Yah, when I was a kid I was fully aware of how much I sucked, and would never be caught dead pretending to be good, I just skated and got better. Kids have way to much confidence and access to cameras these days.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #280 on: August 01, 2007, 11:03:39 AM »

"rock to fakie nosegrab"


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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #281 on: August 01, 2007, 11:31:06 AM »
So glad you guys are stoked on this thread, and everyone posting in it.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #282 on: August 01, 2007, 11:32:48 AM »
The infamous 'acid drop.'









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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #283 on: August 01, 2007, 11:37:57 AM »
5-0


I'm sure mom would love this

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #284 on: August 01, 2007, 11:52:39 AM »
Manual time.
















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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #285 on: August 01, 2007, 12:05:28 PM »
ohhh...   im going to piss my pants this is so funny.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #286 on: August 01, 2007, 12:07:52 PM »
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Thats a god damned ADULT!

Post that mans info and lets have a field day with this goon.

What "normal" ass grown man would post on that site? Jeez, what is this world coming to?



PS. that trick is so corny.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #287 on: August 01, 2007, 12:11:09 PM »
Noseslides with the sponsorhouse crew.













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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #288 on: August 01, 2007, 12:13:24 PM »
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Thats a god damned ADULT!

Post that mans info and lets have a field day with this goon.

What "normal" ass grown man would post on that site? Jeez, what is this world coming to?

PS. that trick is so corny.

The best part is, he 'kickflipped' into it.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx
Have fun.

"My name is Brett Moser, I am 25 and I am a professional flatland/freestyle skater. Its my job, its how I pay the bills. I spend the majority of the year traveling with an action sports team called Real Encounter. We travel the country performing for thousands each month even doing up to 12 demos each week. We perform at schools, churches, conventions, parks and even prisons. I have been skating for 6 years and have been pro for 3. I enjoy freestyle because it allows me to skate and perform just about anywhere. No need for ramps just a nice piece of smooth flatground. Sometimes I show up for a demo and they hand me a sheet of plywood and tell to go. I also enjoy it because steet skaters are a dime a dozen. Freestyle is something most people have never seen and it grabs theor attention"

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #289 on: August 01, 2007, 12:16:43 PM »
Noseslides with the sponsorhouse crew.


worst fake photo ever. 
not only is the kid just standing there but look at the shadow of the guy taking the picture.
yo, i got my front tail to testicles on lock son! 


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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #290 on: August 01, 2007, 12:20:03 PM »
This shit is soo lame do these kids really think they're good??? and does osiris really send these fuckers shoes?

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #291 on: August 01, 2007, 12:26:16 PM »
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Thats a god damned ADULT!

Post that mans info and lets have a field day with this goon.

What "normal" ass grown man would post on that site? Jeez, what is this world coming to?

PS. that trick is so corny.
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The best part is, he 'kickflipped' into it.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx
Have fun.

"My name is Brett Moser, I am 25 and I am a professional flatland/freestyle skater. Its my job, its how I pay the bills. I spend the majority of the year traveling with an action sports team called Real Encounter. We travel the country performing for thousands each month even doing up to 12 demos each week. We perform at schools, churches, conventions, parks and even prisons. I have been skating for 6 years and have been pro for 3. I enjoy freestyle because it allows me to skate and perform just about anywhere. No need for ramps just a nice piece of smooth flatground. Sometimes I show up for a demo and they hand me a sheet of plywood and tell to go. I also enjoy it because steet skaters are a dime a dozen. Freestyle is something most people have never seen and it grabs theor attention"

Ok ok. This is getting good. First things first, the link to the "Real Encounters" that he is sponsored by: http://www.realencounter.org/

Now for his write up on the site:
Brett has been skateboarding for 6 years, 4 of them being freestyle.  Brett grew up in Springfield, Missouri and came into a relationship with Christ at the age of 16.  Later, at the age of 19, while attending Bible College to become a youth minister Brett picked up his first skateboard.  2 years later the Lord led Brett to begin to learn the flatland/freestyle way of skateboarding.  Brett uses his skateboarding as a way to connect and share Christ with skaters of all types and ages.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #292 on: August 01, 2007, 12:29:03 PM »
I'm sure mom would love this


that dog has some mind-controlling abilities!!

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #293 on: August 01, 2007, 12:30:39 PM »
for fuck sakes
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #294 on: August 01, 2007, 12:30:43 PM »
God damn this is great.
The jesus skaters are the best.

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #295 on: August 01, 2007, 12:32:28 PM »
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Thats a god damned ADULT!

Post that mans info and lets have a field day with this goon.

What "normal" ass grown man would post on that site? Jeez, what is this world coming to?

PS. that trick is so corny.
[close]

The best part is, he 'kickflipped' into it.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx
Have fun.

"My name is Brett Moser, I am 25 and I am a professional flatland/freestyle skater. Its my job, its how I pay the bills. I spend the majority of the year traveling with an action sports team called Real Encounter. We travel the country performing for thousands each month even doing up to 12 demos each week. We perform at schools, churches, conventions, parks and even prisons. I have been skating for 6 years and have been pro for 3. I enjoy freestyle because it allows me to skate and perform just about anywhere. No need for ramps just a nice piece of smooth flatground. Sometimes I show up for a demo and they hand me a sheet of plywood and tell to go. I also enjoy it because steet skaters are a dime a dozen. Freestyle is something most people have never seen and it grabs theor attention"
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Ok ok. This is getting good. First things first, the link to the "Real Encounters" that he is sponsored by: http://www.realencounter.org/

Now for his write up on the site:
Brett has been skateboarding for 6 years, 4 of them being freestyle.  Brett grew up in Springfield, Missouri and came into a relationship with Christ at the age of 16.  Later, at the age of 19, while attending Bible College to become a youth minister Brett picked up his first skateboard.  2 years later the Lord led Brett to begin to learn the flatland/freestyle way of skateboarding.  Brett uses his skateboarding as a way to connect and share Christ with skaters of all types and ages.

what a waste of life

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #296 on: August 01, 2007, 12:33:09 PM »
real encounter is very topic-worthy

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Re: this ones bad
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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #298 on: August 01, 2007, 12:35:01 PM »
It's really hard to look at this thread at work.  People hear me let out a little laugh and then can see I'm visibly holding back laughing my ass off.  

I wanted to quote some of the photos but Jesus where do you start?!

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Re: this ones bad
« Reply #299 on: August 01, 2007, 12:44:42 PM »