Yeah the Mullet is Bartie, his wife and John's wife has been known to show some mulletesq hair, John however hasn't rocked a mullet i'm aware of, the grown in shaved head which looks like a mullet prehaps/.
As for "feeling Scottish" well BB, i think my fellow country man shared my view of the English, with them not being able to sing garbled shantys, tell tales that prehaps have so little truth in them you'd be amazed, but are still amazed that you believed it, because the preson telling you was so convinced by it, smash glasses then wonder why you dont' have a drink in your hand.
Don't worry about being Asia, there's Scottish Asian, and our country can be adopted at anytime or place - you're Scottish is you feel it !