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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2850 on: February 04, 2017, 04:39:21 AM »
When I got married, I was stoked to open all of our gifts, and soon realized most of them were dish towels or some shit I could care less about. About 2 thirds of the way through opening, a ray of sun shone through the apartment window and I tore the paper open on what I thought to be another useless household item. But no, this was different. A panini press appeared before my eyes, and the wheels started to turn. "I think this might actually be useful." Fast forward a little over 5 years forward and I use that shit almost daily. My normal sandwiches have turned into a toasted sandwich with melted cheese, adorned with a crispy outside layer. My quesadillas have matured into beautiful creations that I never could have imagined.

With that said, I just had a sandwich, which is my staple at lunch, with some turkey, salami, bacon, lettuce, mayo and mustard with a tiny amount of butter spread on the sourdough toast, and it's still the best thing ever, despite making it several times a week for years.

So basically, if you're single, buy a panini press, and if you're getting married, make sure to register for that shit. It's a game changer.

I am literally a baby and I'll probably never marry OR get a real panini press, but the highlight of my day is using my shitty, broken george foreman-knockoff press to make some nice sandwiches. It instantly makes 90% of the sandwiches better, and even re-heatable on a microwave if you do them right. Helps me save a lot of cash by packing reasonably-well tasting lunches for work. I know well that I don't have the sangfroid BMCsteve does.

That said, I just ate a sandwich. A French loaf from yesterday, filled with white cheese (minas) and a hint of cream cheese (requeijao). Pressed and washed down with some coffee and milk. Here's to a lazy saturday.

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2851 on: February 09, 2017, 12:59:36 PM »
Here you guys go.  This is what happens when I'm not drinking health shakes and eating raw almonds








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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2852 on: February 09, 2017, 01:35:59 PM »
Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie because someone told me once that ice cream in between gym days is good for energy bursts or something and tomorrow's the day I go back to the gym, 100%, for sure.

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2853 on: February 09, 2017, 03:30:38 PM »

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2854 on: February 11, 2017, 06:25:41 PM »
Half a glass of a?a?, SLAP's speel chex's worst enemy... aka acai or assai or whatever. Technically, it's an "acai and guarana sorbet", according to the box. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. I put it in the microwave to melt a bit.

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2855 on: February 12, 2017, 10:28:44 PM »
My parents went to Martinique and brought back souvenirs for the whole family. Mine was a bottle of 10 year aged Clement Rhum Vieux Agricole. Currently mixing with Cherry Vanilla Pepsi Zero.

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2856 on: February 13, 2017, 04:32:41 AM »
My parents went to Martinique and brought back souvenirs for the whole family. Mine was a bottle of 10 year aged Clement Rhum Vieux Agricole. Currently mixing with Cherry Vanilla Pepsi Zero.

Well, how did it taste?

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2857 on: February 13, 2017, 08:54:13 AM »
Transcendent.

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2858 on: February 14, 2017, 09:10:20 PM »
vegan chocolate mousse (match from scratch by the wife for valentines day)
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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2859 on: February 15, 2017, 02:20:29 PM »
"the tamale man" came by work today, had some chicken and jalepeno & cheese
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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2860 on: February 15, 2017, 06:59:53 PM »
I'm eating a cereal bar. It tastes kinda gross but smells like vanilla. It's probably, to quote the Simpsons, just apple cores and Chinese newspapers. But it's what for tonight.

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2861 on: February 15, 2017, 07:26:48 PM »
"the tamale man" came by work today, had some chicken and jalepeno & cheese
do you understand how this works maniac?

pita hummus

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2862 on: February 27, 2017, 11:21:13 AM »
frozen girl scout cookies
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2863 on: February 27, 2017, 06:09:10 PM »
A porkchop and a coffee

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2864 on: February 27, 2017, 08:30:51 PM »
Spicy tuna and mango sushi.

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2865 on: March 04, 2017, 01:35:58 PM »
Man, just made some textured soy protein suburban style soft tacos, mad nutritional yeast on top, washed down with a Heineken, sooo good

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2866 on: March 04, 2017, 02:38:18 PM »
hot wings and joints by my side

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2867 on: March 04, 2017, 10:52:26 PM »
mad nutritional yeast on top
all that matter!

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2868 on: March 08, 2017, 05:35:55 PM »
had some killer vegan ramen yesterday tho!!!

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2869 on: March 08, 2017, 06:03:46 PM »
A porkchop and a coffee
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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2870 on: March 08, 2017, 06:28:10 PM »

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2871 on: March 08, 2017, 07:12:36 PM »
Gumdrops. Some are clean of the sugar coating... almost as if they've been licked or something. What a fucked up thing to consider.

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2872 on: March 08, 2017, 07:53:38 PM »
I made homemade pizzas today. It's a fuckin pain in the ass but so good

My dough recipe makes three nice big thick pizzas. 2 for the fam, one for me.

Sun-dried tomatoes on pizza is fuckin great!
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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2873 on: March 11, 2017, 05:09:50 AM »
John Joseph's vegan lasagna, shit looks good as fuck

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2874 on: March 12, 2017, 10:27:24 AM »
John Joseph's vegan lasagna, shit looks good as fuck


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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2875 on: March 12, 2017, 11:07:43 AM »
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John Joseph's vegan lasagna, shit looks good as fuck

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2876 on: March 13, 2017, 12:01:22 PM »
Kale smoothie with a bunch of good stuff in it. Been eating healthier lately, it feels awesome.

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2877 on: April 05, 2017, 08:57:49 AM »
Some kind of Ukranian rice and wafer chocolate-covered bar named LION. It's full of cyrilic and I know it's MADE IN UKRAINE because it says MADE IN UKRAINE on the wrapping. It was cheap and I bought it at my local small town supermarket, which never stocks anything more exotic than ramen and Greek yogurt. It was bland, which is quite good considering that a Snicker bar is usually sweeter than true love.

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2878 on: April 05, 2017, 10:58:35 AM »
Some kind of Ukranian rice and wafer chocolate-covered bar named LION. It's full of cyrilic and I know it's MADE IN UKRAINE because it says MADE IN UKRAINE on the wrapping. It was cheap and I bought it at my local small town supermarket, which never stocks anything more exotic than ramen and Greek yogurt. It was bland, which is quite good considering that a Snicker bar is usually sweeter than true love.

Like this Lion bar?

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Re: What are you eating right now?
« Reply #2879 on: April 05, 2017, 02:23:52 PM »
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Some kind of Ukranian rice and wafer chocolate-covered bar named LION. It's full of cyrilic and I know it's MADE IN UKRAINE because it says MADE IN UKRAINE on the wrapping. It was cheap and I bought it at my local small town supermarket, which never stocks anything more exotic than ramen and Greek yogurt. It was bland, which is quite good considering that a Snicker bar is usually sweeter than true love.
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Yes, that's exactly it. Only with a lot more Ukrainian and Moldavian in the packaging. I'll buy more if I can. Haven't heard about it before ever.